SUNDAY FUNNIES: NEWS?

 Peek a boo! It's me, Piper D. Katt here, looking up at my people reading their newspaper and wondering what all the fuss is about.

I hear them talking about this "bad story" and that "tragic news".

If the article is about bad stuff to begin with, then why read it?

Anyway, some of the stuff they're discussing leaves me scratching my head and wondering what's going on.

Like...

"COWS🐄🐮 LOSE THEIR JOBS AS MILK PRICES DROP"

It's not the cows fault. Besides, while I love milk, I can't help it if cats are lactose intolerant!

"BREATHING OXYGEN LINKED TO STAYING ALIVE"

You think? Rest, food and water are important too but you can go longer without those three than you can without air.

"FEDERAL AGENTS RAID GUN SHOP, FIND WEAPONS"

Well duh. What were they supposed to find? Now if they ever plan to raid a cat food factory, CALL MEOW!😼

All the news black, white, and read

"MURDERER SAYS DETECTIVE RUINED HIS REPUTATION"

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that the detective's job? To catch the guilty.

"RED TAPE HOLDS UP NEW BRIDGES"

Gee, shouldn't they be using something stronger to build those bridges with?

"STATE PLANS TO PLAN STRAGETIC PLAN"

That's nice, but for what?

"PLACES WITH BROKEN ACS ARE HOT"

Now there's a known fact Captain Obvious.

Never a good thing, ESPECIALLY during summer!

"METEORITE MAY BE FROM OUTER SPACE"

Well, I don't think you can buy them in any stores.

So on that note♫ take care folks.

STAY SAFE!😷

Have a great week and please be back again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.

THE PUZZLE CORNER: JULY 24, 2021

😎FUN FACT

July 30th is the 55th anniversary of Batman: The Movie with Adam West, Burt Ward and most of the TV cast reprising their roles for the big screen.

So let’s celebrate with a special Bat-themed Puzzle Corner.

TRIVIA TIME⌚

Which cast member couldn't make the filming?

WHO AM I?

Can you identify the person (real or fictitious) based upon the clue below?

I substituted for the correct TRIVIA TIME answer above.

We’ll reveal all next weekend but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX📦 and discover the results from the July 17, 2021 Puzzle Corner.

THE LETTER SHUFFLE

Add one letter to a Marvel Comics hero to spell the name of a DC Comics heroine.

Thor, Thorn

THE 50/50 CHANCE

Just like a regular TRIVIA TIME question, except there are just two possible answers, hence the even odds of getting it right. Ready?

TRUE or FALSE: There is rust on the moon.🌔

Answer: TRUE! 

SUNDAY FUNNIES: HOT WEATHER, HOT JOKES (misc. jokes)

Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here.

Now dragons (and other reptiles) LOVE hot weather. I know a lot of humans have trouble with the heat and humidity, so I hope you're taking it easy and safe wherever you are.

But if there's one thing this dragon loves more than warm weather and Belgosian Dark Chocolate, it's jokes, so let's get right to this weekend's batch.

The calendar felt weak so went to its doctor.
When the exam was over and the doctor was looking at the results, the calendar said, "Give it to me straight, doctor."
The doctor replied, "You have twelve months."

"KEEP COOL!"

Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?
He saw the salad dressing!

My computer crashed the other day. When I ran the diagnostic program to figure out why, the answer was "STUPID USER!"
I don't know who this "USER" person is, but when I find them...

What kind of car does a farmer drive?
A cornvertable!
I wonder if it runs on pop corn?

Two dogs pass by a parking meter at the curb.
"How do you like that. A pay toilet!"

I don't wish there were more hours in the day, but I could use a few more at night. I'm sleepy.
Think I'll curl up and take a nap now, so everyone take care, have a great week, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.