SUNDAY FUNNIES: HAPPY FATHERS' DAY 2025

 Hello Everybody! 

Today you have both Koda Canine AND Piper D. Katt here as we celebrate FATHERS' DAY!

That's right Koda. Dads come in all shapes and sizes, but they all love their children. So we're going to celebrate FATHERS' DAY with some DAD JOKES.

Ready? Let's go!

 A boy was bragging that he had two half brothers.

"Different fathers?" another child asked.

 "No," the boy replied. "My Dad is a lousy magician."

The Sun🌞 was shining on our planet one day and said, “Hey Earth.”

The Earth🌎 replied, “Hey Sun.”

Confused, the Sun said, “Dad?”

A man was advising a co-worker, "If  you're addicted to DAD jokes. you need to go on one of those 12 step programs.” 

The co-worker replied, “That dozen work.”

A father asked his son if the kid had seen the newspaper.📰
The son replied that newspapers were old school and people used tablets nowadays before handing the father his.
That fly🦟 didn’t stand a chance!😉

What kind of music♫ did the kids play for their dad on Father’s Day?
Pop music.

What did the Panda🐼 give his daddy on Father’s Day?
A big bear hug.💗

What did the baby corn say to his mommy?
"Where's pop?"

When asked if she knew how old her father was, the daughter replied, "My age. I've known him my whole life."

What's the first thing any dad does on Father's Day?

Wake up.

So on that note♫, please remember that being a parent is serious business.

After all, anyone can be a father. That's just simple biology.

But it takes someone special to be a dad.

In any event, HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!

PDK and KC.

THE PUZZLE CORNER: JUNE 15, 2024

 😎FUN FACT

For those celebrating June 16, HAPPY FATHERS’ DAY!

REBUS

Something familiar is represented in the image below. Do you know what it is?

His Father Take Take

WHO AM I?

Can you identify the person (real or fictitious) based upon the clue below?

♫He’s the military hero of the nation, though he doesn’t always follow regulation.♫

We’ll reveal all next weekend but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX📦 and discover the results from the June 8, 2024 Puzzle Corner.

COMMON BONDS

The items in each subset below have something in common. Do you know what it is?

01. {done, gone} = Words that you think should rhyme, but do not.

02. {newlyweds, milquetoast} = Words that originated in comic strips.

TRIVIA TIME⌚

What is a Syzygy?

The term for when at least three celestial bodies align, like during a solar or lunar eclipse.

THE PUZZLE CORNER: JUNE 15, 2019

😎FUN FACT
♫We were suffering until suffrage. Not a woman here could vote no matter what age.♫ —Schoolhouse Rock. Video courtesy of YouTube. Schoolhouse Rock, a fondly remembered and very missed series (C) whoever does own it now.

CONTINUING OUR THEME FROM LAST WEEKEND...

NUMBER PLEASE
How many states were needed to ratify the amendment for women to gain the right to vote in America?

TRIVIA TIME⌚
What unique distinction did America give women that the rest of the world did later?

We’ll reveal all next weekend, but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX📦 and discover the results from the June 8, 2019 Puzzle Corner.

FAMOUS FIRSTS🥇
While test animals of both genders were used before, who was the first female person in outer space?
Cosmonaut Valentina Tereshkova aboard Vostok 6 in June, 1963.
For those who said Sally Ride, while she was the first American female astronaut, Ride didn’t fly until 1983.

NUMBER PLEASE
Get ready! We ask the question, but the answer is just a number.
Which amendment to the United States Constitution bans denying anyone the right to vote based on gender?
The 19th, which passed Congress on June 4, 1919 and was sent to the individual states for approval, which leads us to today’s Puzzle Corner.

THE PUZZLE CORNER: JUNE 13, 2015

FUN FACT
Giraffes can lick their own eyes!

RHYME TIME: NEW PUZZLE!
We'll give you a clue to something, but no matter how long your answer is, every word within it must rhyme. Ready?

What frozen water costs.

THE 50/50 CHANCE
Just like a regular TRIVIA TIME question, but there are only two possible answers, hence the even odds of getting it right. Ready?

Ducks have 4 eyelids.

We'll reveal all next weekend. But for now, let's open up THE ANSWERS BOX and discover the results of the June 6, 2015 Puzzle Corner.

TRIVIA TIME
Who invented the toothbrush?
William Addis.

A.K.A. (Also Known As)
By what more famous name do we know the game of draughts?
Checkers.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: HAPPY FATHERS' DAY (2014)

"Bark! Daddy!"

Hello Everybody, and welcome to a very special edition of the Sunday Funnies, for you have both Autumn the Puppy AND Waxy Dragon together as we celebrate Fathers' Day.

"Hi Dad!"

That's right Autumn. Now, for Mother's Day, we
posted jokes from Phyllis Diller, but unfortunately for today, we could not agree on just one comedian's material, so we're going to feature a bunch of them. Ready?

Romano, circa 2011

"Having children is like living in a frat house. Nobody sleeps, everything is broken, and there's a lot of throwing up."
Ray Romano (Everybody Loves Raymond, Men of a Certain Age)

Foxworthy

"My wife is so analytical with raising kids and I'm not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, then that means they took after her side of the family."
Jeff Foxworthy

Cosby, circa 2010

"Father's Day means pretending the present you love most is soap on a rope."

Russert, circa 2007

Bill Cosby


"The older I get, the smarter my dad seems to get."
Journalist Tim Russert

And remember folks, any man can be a father.

It takes someone special to be a DAD!

Happy Father's Day!

AtP and WD.

THE PUZZLE CORNER: JUNE 15, 2013

We finally (seem to) have a beautiful weekend weather wise, so let's enjoy it with a few enigmas.

REBUS
A familiar word or phrase is represented by the image below. Do you know what it is?

        
         H
      HA
   HAN
HAND
ANDH
NDHA
DHAN
   AND
   ND
   D    

THE FIFTY-FIFTY CHANCE
This is just like a regular Trivia Time question, only there are just two possible answers, hence the even odds of getting it right. Ready?

True or false: Clark Kent is from Krypton.

We'll reveal all next weekend. In the meantime, let's peek inside THE ANSWERS BOX and discover the results from our June 8, 2013 Puzzle Corner.

TRIVIA TIME
If you have a "periorbital hematoma", what are you suffering from?
(Hint: It isn't life threatening.)
You are recovering from a black eye.

THE LETTER SHUFFLE

It's not true that we hum because we've forgotten the lyrics!

"Hello folks. If you know what I am (in the picture on the right), then how many new words can you make out of the letters in my name?"

The little fellow with the rapid flight rate is a HUMMINGBIRD.

So out of the letters in the word HUMMINGBIRD, you can find the following:
Bid, big, bin, bird, brig, brim, bring, bud, bug, bum, bun
Dig, dim, din, ding, drug, drug, drum dub, dug, dumb, dung
Gin, grid, grim, grin, gum, gun
Hi, hid, him, hiring, hub, hug, hug, hum, humming, Hun
I, id, in
Mid, mud, mug, mum
Nib, nigh, nub, numb
Rib, rid, rig, rim, rind, ring, rub, rug, ruin, rum, run, (and) rung.

HUM, HUMMING, and BIRD do count since they were only part of the original (compound) word. Otherwise, more words than the 61 listed above might be possible.