SUNDAY FUNNIES: FATHER'S DAY 2022

Catty Comedienne

Canine Cut up

 Hello Everybody!

Today you have both Piper D. Katt AND Koda Canine here as we team up to celebrate FATHER'S DAY!

That's right Piper. The last couple of years have been ruff with first COVID 😷 and all the stuff relating to it before Monkey Pox started rearing its ugly head.

So, it's a great time to pause paws and remember how important family is.

Especially fathers!

Or in other words, it's joke time!

What is the first thing any dad does on Fathers' Day?
Wake up.⏰

What kind of music♫ did the kids play for their dad on Father’s Day?
Pop music.

What did the Panda🐼 give his daddy on Father’s Day?
A big bear hug.💗

What did the baby corn say to his mommy?
"Where's pop?"

A father asked his son if the kid had seen the newspaper.📰
The son replied that newspapers were old school and people used tablets nowadays before handing the father his.
That fly🦟 didn’t stand a chance!😉

When asked if she knew how old her father was, the daughter replied, "My age. I've known him my whole life."

A young English lad asked his father if he had ever been to Egypt.

The father replied no, which caused the child to ask, "Then where did you get mummy?"

What does a baby computer call its father?

Data.

Hmmm... I thought we had more than that.

I guess it just proves that being a parent is serious business.

After all, anyone can be a father. That's just simple biology.

But it takes someone special to be a dad.

In any event, HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!

PDK and KC.

THE PUZZLE CORNER: JUNE 19, 2021

😎FUN FACT

The famous Hollywood sign started life as the marque for a real estate development!

THE 50/50 CHANCE

Just like a regular TRIVIA TIME question, except there are just two possible answers, hence the even odds of getting it right. Ready?

TRUE or FALSE: Actor John Wayne participated in Star Wars IV: A New Hope?

WHO AM I?

Can you identify the person (real or fictitious) based upon the clue below?

♫Get his planet on the phone. Ain’t no time to waste.♫

We’ll reveal all next weekend but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX📦 and discover the results from the June 12, 2021 Puzzle Corner.

THE LETTER SHUFFLE

How many new words can you form out of the letters in SOLSTICE?

Cel(s) {in animation}, cite(s), close(s), closet(s), coil(s), cost(s), cot(s)

I, ice(s), is, it, its

Lei(s), less, lest {poetic word}, let(s), lice, lie(s), lite {which has become an acceptable version of light}, list(s), lit, lose(s), loss, lost, lot(s)

Oil(s)

Set(s), silo(s), sis {short for sister}, sit(s), site(s), slice(s), slot(s), soil(s), sole

Test(s), tic(s) {nervous habits}, tie(s), tile(s), to, toe(s), toil(s), toss

Whether or not the acronym SOS (International distress signal) and Sol, the formal name for our sun, counts is debatable, but more than the 61 words listed above might be possible.

TRIVIA TIME⌚

Upon who is Popeye’s Fried Chicken based?

Many think it’s the famous fictitious sailor, but founder Alvin Copeland named the chain after Detective Jimmy “Popeye” Doyle from The French Connection.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: HAPPY FATHERS DAY 2016

Canine

Dragon

Hello Everybody!
Today you have both Autumn the Puppy AND Waxy Dragon as we celebrate Father's Day.
Are you ready with the jokes Waxy?

Me? I thought you had the jokes Autumn.

Guess we'll just have to wing it Waxy.

Shouldn't that be my line Autumn?

Anyway...

When a father goes golfing, why does he carry an extra pair of socks?
In case he gets a hole in one.

If every child gives their dad something that says they're number one, that is one heck of a tie!
Of course it beats some of the neck ties your father has probably received over the years.

A young English lad asked his father if he had ever been to Egypt.
The father replied no, which caused the child to ask, "Then where did you get mummy?"

Now, in ancient Egypt, if they had mummies, did they also have deaddies?

Do fathers always snore?
Only when they might be asleep.

What does a baby computer call its father?
Data.

And remember folks, being a parent is serious business.
After all, anyone can be a father. That's just simple biology.
But it takes someone special to be a dad.

In any event, HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP & wd.