SUNDAY FUNNIES: MERRY MUSICAL MUSINGS

 Hello Everybody! Koda Canine here!

It's not great weather wise outside at the moment, so all of my people are in various parts of the house doing indoor things.

No one is petting the dog at the moment, but at least I know everyone is safe and sound because I just heard a loud rumble of thunder a moment ago.

There was a smaller one earlier, but I'm not worried about the baby boomers.

ANYWAY...

There's a radio playing somewhere in the distance, so let's have some music jokes maestro.

Ready? And a-one and a-two...

How do you make a bandstand?

Take away their chairs.

Is it true you can tune a piano but not a fish?

What did the bank teller sing at work?

♫Dough, Re, Mi.♫

What note do all the drones sing in at the hive?

Bee Flat.🐝🐝🐝

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Little Old Lady.
Little Old Lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel.

Is it true Mozart hated chickens🐔🐤🐥 because they always went "Bach. Bach. Bach."

What type of music are balloons🎈🎈 afraid of?

Pop.

What kind of songs do you hear the planets of our solar system sing?

Neptunes.

Do singers need ladders to reach the high notes?

Not sure, but I do know there's a singer available if you need to do some sewing.😉

What rock band has four guys that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

And if you don’t like music puns, you have my symphony so on that note♫, take care.

STAY SAFE! 😷

Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—KC.

THE PUZZLE CORNER: JUNE 4, 2022

😎FUN FACT

While many think the season begins on Memorial Day weekend, Summer officially doesn’t start until June 21!

FAMOUS FIRSTS🥇

Who could technically be considered the first host of The Twilight Zone?

Hint: It WASN’T Rod Serling!

COMMON BONDS

The items in each subset below have something in common. Do you know what it is?

01. {oven, treat}

02. {area, zip}

We’ll reveal all next weekend but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX📦 and discover the results from the May 28, 2022 Puzzle Corner.

REBUS

Something familiar is represented in the image below. Do you know what it is?

BRIDGE

WATER

Water under the bridge.

THE 50/50 CHANCE

Just like a regular TRIVIA TIME question, except there are just two possible answers, hence the even odds of getting it right. Ready?

YES or NO: Is there anywhere that the sun rises in the WEST and sets in the EAST?

YES! The Planet Venus. We never restricted the question to just Earth. 😉

SUNDAY FUNNIES: ODDITIES (misc. jokes)

Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here!
Right now, we're in the annual transition period between Spring and Summer.

Most people consider Memorial Day the start of the new season, although that doesn't actually happen until the Summer solstice later this June.

But that is far from the only thing odd in this world, and no. I'm not about to hop on some soap box and start ranting about politics.
Yet, other odd things in this world do include...

♫Hmmm....♫

HUMMINGBIRDS
Cute little things, but why do they hum?
Did they forget the words to the song?

A man sitting in a coffee shop with no phone. No computer gizmo. He was just sitting there, drinking coffee.

Aquarius? No, dirt.

WHY???

Cells multiply by dividing!
So does this mean they are good or bad in math???

This world is about 71% water, so why do we call it Earth???

An ostrich egg needs to be boiled for over 2 hours to have a decent hard boiled egg.
WHY??? Wouldn't another live, baby ostrich be a lot better for the world than just one huge omelet???


And last, but certainly not least, this guy...
THE DUCKBILL PLATYPUS!
I mean, I seriously hate to pick on another living creature, but what we have here is a beaver with a duck's bill that's a mammal, yet lays eggs!
Make your own jokes about this one folks!

And on that note ♫, have a great week and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.

THE PUZZLE CORNER: JUNE 4, 2016

FUN FACT
The average man spends about 5 months of his life shaving.

TRIVIA TIME
Who is buried in Grant's Tomb?

THE 50/50 CHANCE
Just like a regular TRIVIA TIME question, only there are just two possible answers, hence the even odds of getting it right. Ready?

TRUE OR FALSE: Walt Disney's Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs is the world's first full length animated feature.

We'll reveal all next weekend, but for now, let's open up THE ANSWERS BOX and discover the results from the May 28, 2016 Memorial Day weekend Puzzle Corner.

TRIVIA TIME
When was the very first, official Memorial Day held?

Decoration Day officially became Memorial Day when Congress declared it a Federal holiday in 1967.

THE LETTER SHUFFLE
How many new words can you spell out of the letters in the word MEMORIAL?

A, aero, ail, aim, air, ale, alm, am, ammo, are, arm
Ear, elm, em (a printer's measure), era
I, ire
Lair, lea, leo, liar, lie, lime
Ma, mail, male, mar, mar, me, meal, mil (wire thickness), mile, mime, mire, mole, moral, morale, more
Oar, oil, oiler, ole, or, ore
Rail, ram, real, realm, ream, rile, rim

More than the 51 words listed above might be possible.