SUNDAY FUNNIES: WEEKEND PUPDATE: MARCH 2025

 AND NOW IT’S TIME FOR WEEKEND PUPDATE

WITH YOUR HOST KODA CANINE.

Hello Everybody!

I’m Koda Canine. If you see me smiling, I'm thinking about doing something. If I’m laughing, I already did it.

Our top story: Swarms of insects threaten town! Police prepared to employ SWAT team. 

A new study shows married couples have a greater risk of possibly suffering a divorce than single people.

Cars are getting so sophisticated now with all the digital equipment that they can diagnose themselves and pre-order parts if needed.

Imagine checking your bank account to find out your car ordered itself new tires, a paint job and hired a contractor to rebuild your garage to its liking.

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Now, back to what passes for the news.

It’s a scientific fact that if you took all your veins from your body and laid them end to end, you'd die.

The semicolon; that broke the law was given two consecutive sentences.

Scientists who didn’t predict a single day accurately for the last two years are confident they know what the weather is going to be like in 100 years?

And finally: Please remember, even on Gilligan’s Island they listened to the Professor and NOT the Millionaire.

On that note♫, take care.

STAY SAFE!

Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.

For Weekend Pupdate, I’m Koda Canine.

COMING MARCH 17:

LARRY THE LEPRECHAUN'S ANNUAL SAINT PATRICK'S DAY🍀 VISIT!

THE PUZZLE CORNER: MARCH 16, 2024

 😎FUN FACT

While many accredit M*A*S*H with creating the dramedy (dramatic comedy), the genre actually dates back to ancient Greece.

BEFORE AND AFTER

Two separate items share at least one word, and so can be combined to create something new. Based upon the clue below, do you know what the new thing is?

Danny Thomas sitcom featuring a Little Orphan Annie character.

THE LETTER SHUFFLE

With Saint Patrick’s Day 🍀tomorrow, how many new words can you make out of the letters in LEPRECHAUN?

We’ll reveal all next weekend but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX📦 and discover the results from the March 9, Puzzle Corner.

TRIVIA TIME⌚

What is a Haboob?

Another name for a massive dust storm.

COMMON BONDS

The items in each subset below have something in common. Do you know what it is?

01. {Peter Parker, Bruce Banner} = Marvel Comics characters.

02. {Wonder Woman, Captain Comet} = DC Comics characters.

03. {Groups 1 and 2} = Alliteration (PP, BB, WW, CC)

THE PUZZLE CORNER: MARCH 16, 2019

😎FUN FACT
A dog’s nose🐶 print is as unique as human fingerprints.

COMMON BONDS
The items in each subset below have something in common. Do you know what it is?
01. {Lenny Kravitz, Al Roker}
02. {Roy Orbison, Linda Rondstadt}

REBUS
Something familiar is represented by the image on the right.
Do you know what it is?

We’ll reveal all next weekend, but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX and discover the results from the March 9, 2019 Puzzle Corner.

TRIVIA TIME⌚
What are Barbie and longtime boyfriend Ken’s FULL names?
Barbara Millicent Roberts and Kenneth Carson.

NUMBER PLEASE
Get ready! We ask the question, but the answer is just a number.
How many, if any, members of the United States do NOT observe Daylight Saving Time?
2. (Hawaii and Arizona.)

SUNDAY FUNNIES: CLOTHES MAKE THE...?

Here I am again all you lucky people!
Waxy Dragon winging her way to entertain you for a few minutes on the subject of clothes.
Now, as I'm sure a lot of our astute Free Choice E-zine readers have noticed, Autumn the Puppy and I don't wear clothing, at least not to the extent you Humans do. Autumn has her collar and dog tags, although if you can't tell she's a golden retriever canine...
And I wear an occasional ribbon, despite the fact I don't have hair, because I like the colors but otherwise; I mean, come on, depending upon its gender, when was the last time you actually saw a dragon in a three piece suit or an evening gown?
Of course, I've never seen a clothes horse before, but I have to wonder where do they find outfits their size?

Dressed for the Arctic?

I'm all for animals getting much needed blankets and sweaters to help fight those long cold winters, but forcing a pet into a Halloween costume is a bit much.
Now, with all that off my chest, here are the clothes jokes, folks!

The old suit was getting so threadbare, they sent it back from the cleaners on a spool!

Why did the avid reader cut the sleeves off their coat?
So they wouldn't have to put their book down while getting dressed to go out.

Why was the man wearing a bathing suit, with a straw hat on his head, a fur coat in one hand, and an umbrella in the other?
Because no matter what the weather, he would always be prepared!

Room for more?

A wife asked her husband what happened to her evening gowns.
"I don't know. Did you ask the moths in the closet?" he replied.

Did you hear about the man who laughed at his wife's new outfit?
He wasn't laughing when the bill came!

Did you hear about the little brother who was going to buy his big brother new clothes for his birthday?
The little brother was going to make sure to get stuff that he would like when they became hand-me-downs later.

Wear a bad pair of trousers and you can always get to the seat of the trouble.

Well, that's all the room I have for this time. Have a great week folks and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!--wd.