THE SUNDAY FUNNIES: FRUIT FUNNIES

Meow Folks! Piper D. Katt here!

Some people claim that "An apple🍎 a day keeps the doctor away."

Now I can't picture someone buying their doctor an expensive computer, I Phone or other electronic device every day, so I'm assuming they're talking about the fruit; but how does that work?

Do you throw the apple at the doctor? Do you eat it? Make the doctor eat it?

In any event, it just goes to show that no matter how I spend the remainder of my nine lives that I'll never fully understand Humans, but it does present me the chance to tell some funny fruit jokes. Ready?

Why are bananas🍌 never lonely?

They hang around in bunches!

What do you call a Fruit Loop in a bowl of Cheerios?

Pumkin Pi, anyone?

Lost.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?🍏

Only finding HALF a worm!😲

What do you call a bunch of berries playing music together?

A jam session. 😉

What is Dracula's favorite fruit?

Nectarines.

Where do you learn to make banana🍌 splits?

In sundae🍨 school.

What can you supply when a lemon🍋 needs help?

Lemon aid.

What did the fruit say when asked to run away and get married with her true love?

"Cantaloupe tonight. Dad's got the car."

For those who came in late, putting an Apple I Phone into a blender does NOT produce apple juice!

Do scarecrows like strawberries?🍓

Why did the banana🍌 go to the doctor?

It was ‘peeling’ bad.

Do shellfish grow crabapples? 😕

And remember, knowledge is knowing tomatoes🍅 are a fruit and not a vegetable.

Wisdom is remembering NOT to put tomatoes in a fruit salad.

So on that note♫ take care.

STAY SAFE! 😷

And please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.

THE PUZZLE CORNER: MARCH 27, 2021

😎FUN FACT

Manufacturers started adding iodine to table salt in 1924.

TRIVIA TIME⌚

After reading the Fun Fact above, the question is: WHY?

THE 50/50 CHANCE

Just like a regular TRIVIA TIME question, except there are just two possible answers, hence the even odds of getting it right. Ready?

Which team did the most movies together:

Robert Redford and Paul Newman or Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau?

We’ll reveal all next weekend but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX📦 and discover the results from the March 20, 2021 Puzzle Corner.

AKA, ALSO KNOWN AS

What band was originally known as Starfish?⭐

Coldplay.

REBUS

Something familiar is represented in the image below. Do you know what it is?

SUNDAY FUNNIES: HOPPY EASTER 2016

Hello Everybody!
It's your old friend, the Easter Bunny here, but just call me E.B.
I'm just making my annual stop on my way home from delivering Easter wishes and goodies to tell a few jokes.
So let me hop right to it.

A magician called a bald man onto the stage. "I am going to make a rabbit appear on top your head. Alakazam! A rabbit is now on your head."
The man felt around on top his head and there was nothing.
"Go ahead and keep feeling around," said the magician. "Soon you will feel a little hare."

What do you call a cow on Easter?
Whatever you call it the rest of the year!

What did the chicken say when it laid a square egg?

Ouch!

What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
A bug's bunny!

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.

What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.

Where do tough chickens come from?
Hard boiled eggs.

If a rooster climbs to the top of a barn roof and lays an egg and the barn is facing east and the wind is blowing north, which way will the egg roll?
Does it matter? Roosters don't lay eggs!

Why did the rabbit cross the road?
To get to the hopping mall.

How do rabbits fly?
By hareplane.

"Everybody do the bunny hop!"

What is the bunny motto?
"Don't worry, be hoppy."

Did you know carrots are good for the eyes?
After all, you've never seen a rabbit wearing glasses, have you?

What is a rabbit's favorite dance style?
Hip-hop.

Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
On their bunnymoon.

Well, that's it for this year folks. As usual, it's been fun.
Now I'm gonna hop home, kick back, relax, let my hare down, hang out with my peeps, and take a well deserved carrot break.

I've been told that your regular hostesses, Autumn the Puppy and Waxy Dragon, have the holiday off to be with their families.
If you had to work today, unless you're in the military, law enforcement, fire prevention, or medical industries; shame on your employers!
See ya next year!—e.b.

The Sunday Funnies will return next weekend.