SUNDAY FUNNIES: HAPPY THANKSGIVING 2023

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 Hello Everybody! Today you have both Koda Canine AND Piper D. Katt as we celebrate the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday here in the United States this Thursday, November 23.

That's right Koda. Now, despite how some people portray it, Thanksgiving is a LOT more than just football🏈 games and shopping to kick off the Christmas retail season.

I know. November 23 is also Doctor Who's 60th anniversary!

And the day before is the 60th anniversary of the world sadly losing then U.S. President John F. Kennedy😢 but my point, and I do have one besides those at the end of my ears, is that the holiday is also a time when family and friends get together and pause to express their gratitude for all they have in life.

And we're not talking material things here people!

EXACTLY! Life, health, loved ones... All the "intangibles" that make existence enjoyable.

AND JOKES!

So without further adieu...

If April Showers bring May Flowers, what do May Flowers bring?

Pilgrims, unless you're using one of their moving vans.

Moving on. What do you get when you cross a turkey🦃 with a centipede?

Drumsticks for everyone!

But don't give anything that possibly still has bones to your pets!

Why did the turkey stand on stilts?

Because nobody eat 🦩flamingoes🦩 for Thanksgiving dinner.

How did the peas feel at dinner when they found out everyone preferred the mashed potatoes?

They were green with envy.

Got any cornbread jokes?

I do, but they're really corny.

Well, I can't say you didn't warn me.

What side dish requires a plus-one when invited to dinner?

Mac and cheese.

What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to?

Plymouth Rock.

So on that note♪, we hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving. Koda and I will both be off next Sunday—

Oh no! That means our Editor-In-Chief Lee Houston, Junior will be here trying to tell jokes.

Yeah, but trust me. It's better than his attempts at singing.😼

Anyway, have a great holiday and please be here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!

And we promise one of us WILL be here the weekend after that.—KC and PDK.

THE PUZZLE CORNER: NOVEMBER 19, 2022

 😎FUN FACT

Sesame Street’s Cookie Monster actually has a first name! It’s Sid.

COMMON BONDS

The items in each subset below have something in common. Do you know what it is?

01. {The Running Man, Predator} and yes we know they’re movies.

02. {Pink Floyd, Jethro Tull, Led Zepplin} and yes we know they’re rock groups.

THE LETTER SHUFFLE

How many new words can you make out of the letters in THANKSGIVING?🦃

We’ll reveal all next weekend but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX📦 and discover the results from the November 12, 2022 Puzzle Corner.

FILL IN THE BLANKS

All you have to do is what the title says, literally fill in the blanks to acquire the answer. The given letters are all shown, none of those are missing. Ready?

Classic series: HAPPY DAYS (Italicized letters were given.)

TRIVIA TIME⌚

What is Petrichor?

The formal name for that lingering earthy smell after it rains.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: QUICKIE JOKES (one liners)

"Pass the dog biscuits!"

Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here!
Lots to do around my people's house with Thanksgiving coming up.
I'm trying to stay out from underfoot, especially since I don't want any of my paws stepped on, as everybody's relatives are going to descend upon us wanting to be fed.
Of course Thanksgiving used to be, and SHOULD be about a lot more than food, football, and the start of the Christmas retail season with the dreaded "Black Friday", especially considering more stores are staying open Thanksgiving Day AND night, seriously cutting back the time their employees have to spend with their families! 💔

So, since everybody seems pressed for time right now and I still want everyone to laugh and destress a bit, here are some one liners. Ready?

What lurks below???

Would a struggling business that served submarine sandwiches be going underwater?

If Climate Change is causing the sea level to rise, does this mean that the oceans are getting too big for their beaches?

I used to be addicted to seaweed, but I found Kelp.

Do forgetful cows yield Milk of Amnesia?

Those who don't want to be counted have taken leave of their census.

And on a more serious note♫: regardless of how tasty the meat is-chicken, turkey, duck, and fish bones are NOT good for your pets!
If you're going to feed your pet table scraps from your Thanksgiving dinner this week, please remember: NO BONES!
Otherwise, take care, have a great week, and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.

THE PUZZLE CORNER: NOVEMBER 19, 2016

FUN FACT
While Thanksgiving has been celebrated within the United States since the end of the American Revolution, it didn’t officially become a federal holiday until 1863.

TRIVIA TIME
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

THE LETTER SHUFFLE
How many new words can you spell out of the letters in the word THANKSGIVING?

We’ll reveal all next weekend, but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX and discover the results from the November 12, 2016 Puzzle Corner.

COMMON BONDS
The items in each subset below have at least one thing in common.
Do you know what it is?

01. {trees, brides} = rings
02. {brides, birds} = bird seed, which is more preferable to throw at weddings now than rice.

WHAT’S THAT SONG?
A line from a famous song is below. All you have to do is tell us the song title. Ready?

♫Well, you need a blue sky holiday♫

Bad Day by Daniel Powter