SUNDAY FUNNIES: SLEEPING DOGS AND OTHER STUFF

Yawn.

I mean, HELLO EVERYBODY!

Koda Canine here!

As you can see by the candid phot someone took with their cellphone (and I'll deal with them later) it isn't much of a day where I'm at.

Barely in the 30s with an expected low tonight in the teens and a steady but strong wind right now.
Is it any wonder I'm just stretching out on the couch in my new dog jacket trying to stay warm and snuggly while attempting to catch 40 winks.

Think I only managed about 27 but anyway...

You're here for jokes and I'm here to tell them.

Don't you like how that works out?

Now then...

What do they call ice carvings when they melt?

I have no idea.

Then again, I don't think any of the outdoor displays have to worry about that before the end of the year at the earliest.

Except for missing all the holidays, I always thought bears🐻🧸🐻 had the right idea about winter.

SLEEP THROUGH IT!

You know it's cold outside when even the criminals stay home!

What's huge, gray, and can put people to sleep?

A hypno-potamus. 🦛

Did you hear about the criminal who stole a calendar?

He got six months.

Do people run around their beds to catch up on their sleep?

Why was the snowman⛄ going through the carrots🥕🥕 in the produce department?

He was picking his nose.

If you accidentally sleep on your Smart Phone, do you download a nap? 😉

What kind of ball doesn't bounce?

A snowball!

Have you heard the joke about the bed?

It hasn't been made yet because I'm still in it.

And on that note♫, our esteemed Editor-In-Chief will be hosting next weekend while Piper D. Katt and I enjoy the Thanksgiving weekend off here in the United States.

So take care.

STAY SAFE! 😷

And please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—KC.

THE PUZZLE CORNER: NOVEMBER 20, 2021

😎FUN FACT

If you are considering giving anyone a Barbie Doll for Christmas, remember: her full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts from Willows, Wisconsin; and she was "born" on March 9 (1959!)

TRIVIA TIME⌚

What is Mrs. Dagwood Bumstead’s full maiden name?

THE LETTER SHUFFLE

With the impending holiday, how many new words can you make out of the letters in THANKSGIVING?

We’ll reveal all next weekend but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX📦 and discover the results from the November 13, 2021 Puzzle Corner.

TRIVIA TIME⌚

What series originally opened with Bill Haley and the Comets’ ♫Rock Around The Clock♫ before developing its own theme song?

Happy Days.

COMMON BONDS

The items in each subset below have something in common. Do you know what it is?

01. {James, Bacon} = Kevin.

02. {Susan, Pea} = Black-eyed, a variety of both.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: DIGGING JOKES (misc. jokes)

Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here!
So ends another week without me becoming unexpectedly rich.
Or in other words, I keep digging up the backyard trying to find the bone I buried the week before and haven't located it yet.
But right now, let's see what else I can dig up...

Wanna hear a construction joke?
Sorry but I am still working on it.

Do you need to study for blood tests and eye exams?

A royal flush!

I heard one of my humans brag to another that instead of calling it The John, they were renaming their bathroom The Jim so they could honestly say that they went to The Jim every morning before work.
First off, I don't think it's fair that they have indoor plumbing available to them 24/7 and I've got to go outside to do my business whenever I need to, no matter how pleasant or ugly the weather is outside.
Secondly, you shouldn't lie. No matter how much you might say you're going to "The Jim", the fact you don't lose any weight or look more muscular will catch up with you eventually.
Besides, who's this John guy anyway?

One woman was bragging to her next-door-neighbor about her son, a college student.
"Why, our son is so brilliant, when we get a letter from him, we have to go to the dictionary to look up some of the words he uses."
"You're lucky," said the other woman. "Every time we get a letter from ours, we have to go to the bank."

And on that note, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.