Showing posts with label September 4. Show all posts
Showing posts with label September 4. Show all posts

Sunday, September 4, 2022

SUNDAY FUNNIES: MOVIE MAGIC

 Hello Everybody!
The Free Choice E-zine's Editor-In-Chief Lee Houston, Junior here because both Piper D. Katt and Koda Canine have the weekend off since it's Labor Day between the United States and Canada.

You know, one thing I've really loved over the years is movies.🎥
I've seen a lot of them from Casablanca to the CGI version of Godzilla versus King Kong and thousands more, whether they were originally made for the "Silver Screen" or television.
However, lately it's just been TV either through cable or the DVR since COVID first appeared. 😷

But whether it's a science fiction extravaganza or a more down to earth romantic comedy, any movie has a lot in common with its brethren. Like, for example...

All telephone📱 numbers, at least in America, begin with the digits 555.

Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.

It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.

If you decide to start singing and/or dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the words and/or steps.

No matter how badly a spaceship is attacked, its internal gravity system is never damaged.

The more a man and a woman hate each other, the more likely they will fall in love.

The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

Computers never display a cursor on screen but always say: Enter Password Now.

Once applied, a woman's makeup will never rub off, even in or under water.

All watches and clocks are synchronized to the second.

No matter how fuzzy the photograph, it can be enlarged and enhanced to show the finest detail.

Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.

When paying for a taxi, don’t look at your wallet as you take out a bill — just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.

When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or killer beast, the mayor’s first concern will be the tourist trade.

It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts — your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.😕

So grab some popcorn. Kick back and relax with a good movie.
Take care.
STAY SAFE!😷
And please be back here next weekend when Piper D. Katt and Koda Canine team up for our annual Back to School salute on The Sunday Funnies!lh,jr.

Saturday, September 4, 2021

THE PUZZLE CORNER: SEPTEMBER 4, 2021

😎FUN FACT
A day on Jupiter is only about 10 Earth hours long but a year, one complete orbit around the sun, lasts almost 12 of our years!


TRIVIA TIME
With the original Star Trek celebrating its 55th anniversary September 8, how did creator Gene Roddenberry describe the show when originally pitching it to networks?

FAMOUS FIRSTS🥇
Who was the first infamous “Red Shirt” in Star Trek history?

We’ll reveal all next weekend but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX📦 and discover the results from the August 28, 2021 Puzzle Corner.


RHYME TIME
The clue to something is below, but no matter how long your answer is, each word within it must rhyme. Ready?
A gem, to some. = Ring Thing.

IN OTHER WORDS
Something famous has been stated a different way. Do you know what the official version is?
Myself, the decider. = I, the Jury (a famous Mike Hammer novel by Mickey Spillane.)

Sunday, September 4, 2016

SUNDAY FUNNIES: A PICTURE IS WORTH 1700 LAUGHS! (misc. jokes)

Hello Everybody! Editor-In-Chief Lee Houston, Junior here.
Now, with this being the Labor Day weekend here in America, it was planned long ago that I would try to amuse you because both Autumn the Puppy and Waxy Dragon have the holiday weekend off to be with their families.
What WASN'T planned when those arrangements were made was the fact that this edition of The Sunday Funnies is our 1700th Blogger Post!

You can read more about The Free Choice E-zine's history in the ABOUT US sidebar on the left, but for now, let's get to the fun and celebrate with the humorous photos I was going to post today.

At left, proof that even cowboys get thirsty. I know no establishment with a drive-thru window likes "walk ups", but obviously they couldn't find grounds to complain about this man's arrangements.

Then again, maybe the horse might have something to say on the subject.
Below, two examples proving that some people still believe in the phrase "Truth in advertising."


The image on the right is for those who also believe Pluto should regain its status as a planet of our solar system, while the picture below demonstrates the differences dialect can cause.





















The sign on the left demonstrates that while having an addiction to something is a serious situation, it is nice to know that many can be cured.

You can debate the merits of these two classic rock and roll songs for yourselves like this meme below does.









And on that note ♫, have a great week everybody.
Try not to work too hard and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—lh,jr.