SUNDAY FUNNIES: TECHNOLOGY TICKLERS

Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here!

Unfortunately, a problem with The Free Choice E-zine's Internet servers kept me from posting before now.

Isn't technology wonderful? 😉

And by an amazing coincidence...

Times certainly have changed.

100 years ago two brothers announced they could fly.

They were Wright. 

And look at everything that's developed since then.

From the portable computers and cellphones first theorized on the original Star Trek to all the conveniences of modern life as we know it today.

Provided we have electricity, a full battery charge, or enough bars to do what we want.

So if you haven't guessed the theme of my post for today...

There's life without the Internet?

The computer crashed! Can I get a new one?

Really?

Send me the link.

Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family.

They seem like good people.

Modern intelligence deduces that if all bathrooms in your house are taken and you need to "go", turn off the Internet.

Yes of course I am athletic.

I surf🏄 the Internet every day. 

If you think patience is a virtue, then try surfing the net without high speed Internet. 

Dear Humans,

In case you've forgotten, I used to be your Internet.

Sincerely, The Library.

The first cellphone?

Dear Sleep:

Thanks for trying, but you can't beat surfing the net. 

It's almost bed time, so I'll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

Nine hours later...

What do you mean it's time to get up? I just went to bed a couple of minutes ago!

Sleeping on my keyboard while still online.

If I answer, I'm texting in my sleep. 

If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!

And here's a link to something very poignant... LINK.

On that note♫, have a great week everybody!

Take care.

STAY SAFE!😷

And please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: NET WORTH?

Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here!

Now with the {censored} pandemic😷 not only still in full swing, but apparently getting worse in some areas as winter approaches (and I bet you that George R. R. Martin never foresaw a winter THIS bad 😉) a lot of people are wisely not only wearing their masks and taking other viable precautions but social distancing too.

A major way everyone stays in touch under these trying times is through the Internet. Of course, this has led to all kinds of issues. For example...

Some people think Auto Correct involves fixing cars!

Of course those who have more experience with it think Auto Correct is their worst enema and the program can go straight to He'll...

You have to be VERY careful when choosing passwords.

Any password should have both Capital and smaller case letters as well as numbers and maybe even a punctuation mark or two where applicable.

Allen Ludden used to be great at passwords and if you don't believe me, look him up.

Meanwhile you also want to make any password something you can always remember (so if you have to write it down, be sure only you know where that is hidden), but you don't want to make it too easy, like: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

Of course something more obvious like BEEF STEW isn't stroganoff.

As nice as it would be, Instagram is NOT having your mother's mother on speed dial.

Why did the Power Point presentation cross the road?

To get to the other slide!

OOPS! Wrong mouse!

Did the guy at the keyboard factory get fired for not putting in enough shifts?

Does an experienced Outlook user Excel at the program?

Are monkeys who share an Amazon account Prime mates?😉

You know you're texting too much when your phone celebrates you going to bed for the night!

Don't you hate it when the gadget is smarter than its user?

And on that note♫, have a great week everybody!

Take care. STAY SAFE! 😷

And please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.