Saturday, March 8, 2014

THE PUZZLE CORNER: MARCH 8, 2014

Hey Puzzle Fans! Since we missed celebrating the Oscars this past weekend, let's play catch up with a special Oscar Quiz!

01. He "painted" The Picture of Dorian Gray.
02. He was a smash on Broadway with Richard Rodgers.
03. Oscar is his baloney's first name.
04. The famous jazz pianist that fits our quiz theme.
05. "The Golden Boy" boxer.
06. He played professional basketball for the Cincinnati Royals and the Milwaukee Bucks.
07. For who is the Oscar statuette named after?

For those expecting a movie quiz, well, there's always next year.
We'll reveal the results next weekend. But for now, let's open the envelopes from THE ANSWERS BOX and reveal the results from our March 1, 2014 Puzzle Corner.

TRIVIA TIME
By what more common names do we know the team of Rogers, Jones, and Blake?
Hint: There are two more members, but posting their surnames would give away the answer.

SHAGGY Rogers, FRED Jones, and DAPHNE Blake, joined by Velma Dinkley and Scooby-Doo are jointly known under the collective banner of "Mystery, Incorporated"; at least since the 2010 Cartoon Network series, if not earlier.
Scooby-Doo cast, circa 1969

Those that thought "The Scoobies" are obviously fans of Buffy The Vampire Slayer.


REBUS
Something we are all hoping for is pictured in the image below.
Do you know what it is?

The answer is: 
Or, at least we hope it is. 

Sunday, March 2, 2014

SUNDAY FUNNIES: DID YOU KNOW...?

An educated canine!
Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here.
There is an old (Human) adage that says you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
Now personally, while I am not an old dog, I do beg to differ with that statement.
Us dogs learn new stuff all the time.
For example, did you know...


Try it and see!





This is a great math trick. The results are always a 6 digit number, unless your age is from 1-9, then it is just a 5 digit result, but the final display on the calculator is simply amazing!











A honey of a thought!

Now, I don't know whether or not Albert Einstein is right about this one (I hope he isn't); but I can tell you that if all the honey bees were to disappear, the world's honey shortage would be a much bigger and quicker occurring crisis than any potential apocalypse!



Strange, but true!










Can you imagine what the results might have been if the founder of Ferrari insulted the John Deere tractor company instead?
Imagine a fleet of sleek and sporty green and yellow vehicles!



If you don't believe, count them yourself!







I'll be the first to admit that I've never been able to solve a Rubik's cube for myself without either taking off and rearranging the stickers, or else taking the entire cube apart (which can be done) and reassembling it with the colors in the proper order.
However, I can tell you from first paw experience that Rubik's cubes make great paper weights, are okay door stops, but make lousy chew toys.


You're on your own deciding whether or not Rubik's cube made a good Saturday morning cartoon though.


Video, as usual, courtesy of YouTube via Google.

Well, that's it for this weekend folks. Thanks to long time reader Roger Stegman for the images.
Take care, stay warm, and please be back here next time for more Sunday Funnies!--AtP.

Saturday, March 1, 2014

THE WEEK IN REVIEW: FEBRUARY 23—MARCH 1, 2014

TODAY IS INDEPENDENCE DAY IN BOSNIA AND HERZEGOVINA.
Congratulations to The Hartford Courant of Connecticut, USA for celebrating 250 years of continuous publication as America's oldest newspaper.

AMONGST EVENTS HAPPENING AROUND THE WORLD THIS PAST WEEK...
*The 2014 Winter Olympics have concluded in Sochi, Russia; with the top medal winning countries being Russia, Norway, Canada, The United States, and The Netherlands.
*Pope Francis has taken steps to ensure financial responsibility in the Vatican by establishing a department of Economic Affairs with the power to audit any Vatican office if necessary.
*Israel has donated 300 books on the subject of Anne Frank to Japan after the vandalism attacks in public libraries reported there last week.
*Despite the growing political scandal(s) in her country, Thai Prime Minister Yingluck Shinawatra has said she will not be resigning.
*Discrimination against the LGBT Community is now legal in Uganda!
*Poet Michio Mado alas has written his last stanza.
*The Kepler Telescope has discovered (to date) 715 new planets!
*Civil unrest continues in Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, and Syria.

In the Ukraine...
*In light of recent events, the Ukrainian Parliament has restored the country's 2004 constitution, freed previous Prime Minister and political prisoner Yulia Tymoshenko, and named Oleksandr Turchynov Acting President.
*Meanwhile, previous Ukraine President Viktor Yanukovych, claiming he is still officially President, is being sought for questioning over allegations of his actions while in office. However the United States of America is no longer recognizing him, saying "his past actions have undermined his legitimacy."
*The Berkut Police unit, blamed for protesters deaths, has been disbanded.
*The five-point red star has been removed from the top of the Parliament building as part of an overall plan for the country to distant itself from its Soviet Union past.
*President Putin and Russia allegedly want to reclaim at least part of the Ukraine, to the point of moving troops into the Crimea Region. President Obama, while not making any military promises, warned against violating Ukraine's sovereignty and "destabilizing the region".

From Australia...
*A 4.4 BILLION year old crystal in Western Australia has been confirmed as the oldest (known) fragment of the Earth's crust!
*The Queensland Museum has confirmed the discovery of two new species of goblin spiders in Australia's Darling Downs region.

Within the United States of America...
*The Washington Post reports that (allegedly) the only thing on the 2014 Republican Congressional agenda is the November elections and campaigning in hopes of maintaining control of the House of Representatives, if not gaining control of the Senate as well.
*Arizona Governor Jan Brewer vetoed a bill that would have allowed businesses to discriminate against the LGBT community on "religious principles".
*The Pentagon would like to reduce the size of the US Army to pre-World War 2 levels.
*The 2014 Razzie Awards (honoring the worst in movies) will be presented later tonight with the Oscars for the Best in movies awarded Sunday night.
*Actor, director, writer Harold Ramis (Ghostbusters, Groundhog Day) has left the stage.
*Former disc jockey and game show host Jim Lange (The Dating Game, Name That Tune) is no longer with us.
*Dale Earnhardt, Junior won NASCAR's Daytona 500 race February 23.



The Free Choice E-zine would like to thank its readership for closing out February 2014 with 2000+ pages views, our sixth straight month of increased reader support!



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THE PUZZLE CORNER: MARCH 1, 2014

After some of our longer games the last couple of weeks, we turn to more "simpler" fare this time.

TRIVIA TIME
By what more common names do we know the team of Rogers, Jones, and Blake?
Hint: There are two more members, but posting their surnames would give away the answer.

REBUS
Something we are all hoping for is pictured in the image below.
Do you know what it is?


We'll reveal all next weekend. But for now, let's look inside THE ANSWERS BOX and reveal the results from our February 22, 2014 Puzzle Corner that featured our FAMOUS FIRSTS: PRESIDENTS' DAY QUIZ.

Who was the first President of the United States...
01. To have previously served as Vice President?
John Adams, during the George Washington administration.
02. To serve without a Vice President?
James Madison, from April 10, 1812 to March 4, 1813.
George Washington
03. To hold the office as an Independent? (And yes, it has been done.)
George Washington, for he never declared any political alliance, except to the fledgling United States of America itself. John Tyler has been the only other independent President (to date), resigning from the Whig party after disagreeing with their policies while in office.
04. To hold the office as a Democrat?
Andrew Jackson.
05. To hold the office as a Republican?
Abraham Lincoln.
06. To be born in the United States after it became an independent country?
Martin Van Buren. While everyone before him was automatically considered a citizen, he was the first born on American soil after the United States won its independence from Great Britain.
07. To not be born within the continental United States?
President Obama
Our current President, Barack Obama, hails from Hawaii, although the Republican Party tries to convince people otherwise.
08. To be born in a hospital?
Jimmy Carter, because his mother Rosalyn was on duty working in one when she went into labor with the future President. Otherwise, Richard Nixon would have been the first.
09. To physically live in the White House?
This unfortunately is a trick question. While technically this honor might be considered John Adams’, for he and his family took occupancy while the White House was still under construction, officially Thomas Jefferson was the first to occupy the structure during his entire administration.
10. To work in the Oval Office? (The West Wing, where it resides, was a later addition.)
William Howard Taft.
Adams photo, 1843
11. To remarry while in office?
John Tyler
12. To ever have his photograph taken?
This is another trick question. John Quincy Adams was the very first, but it was as a former President. James Buchanan is the first to be photographed IN office.
13. To ever use a telephone in office?
Rutherford B. Hayes. But Calvin Coolidge was the first to actually have a phone at his desk. Hayes made and received his calls at the White House switchboard, before direct lines were established.
F.D. Roosevelt
14. To ever speak on radio?
Woodrow Wilson, predating Franklin Delano Roosevelt's famous weekly "fireside chats".
15. To ever appear on television?
Franklin Delano Roosevelt, during a demonstration of the device during the 1939 World's Fair.
16. To make a coast to coast television broadcast?
Harry S. Truman, on September 4, 1953.
17. To delay delivering the annual State of the Union Address?
Ronald Reagan, because of the Space Shuttle Challenger disaster.

Monday, February 24, 2014

A CHAT WITH AUTHOR I. A. WATSON (PART 2 OF 2)

In his writer's blog yesterday, our Editor-In-Chief announced the cancellation of the Pro Se anthology Pro Se Presents.
But amongst the stories in that just released last issue is I. A. Watson's novella: Robin Hood and the Maiden of the Tower; thus giving The Free Choice E-zine the opportunity to finally present the second half of our interview with the author.
If you missed part one of our interview with Ian Watson, who writes under the name I.A. Watson, so as not to be confused with the other wordsmith of the same name, you can find it here.

Pro Se Presents 20, cover by Sean E. Ali

TFCE: Ian, your Robin Hood stories were mentioned briefly during our last discussion, but you have done quite a bit of work with the Sherwood Forest archer and company.
I.A.W.: Correct. Mostly by accident. Soon after I’d starting publishing fiction, I was approached by Airship 27 supremo Ron Fortier about the possibility of a novel. He sent me a list of characters he was interested in publishing and said, “Pick one.”
The one that appealed to me most of all was King Arthur, but I felt that was too big a proposition for a done-in-one book. Of the rest, Robin Hood seemed like a good bet. He’s a local lad to me, and he’s one of fiction’s major archetypes. Who couldn’t have fun writing about him?
So I set to work, with an outline that took the readers through Robin’s first year as an outlaw leader of the free men of Sherwood. Lots of Robin stories feature a bit of an origin, but I really wanted to get deep into what transformed a roguish bad lad into the people’s champion of justice over law. Unfortunately, that story turned out to require three volumes instead of one. Fortunately it nicely separated into three stand-alone stories that mean each volume can be read separately.
Book 1, cover by Mike Manley
ROBIN HOOD: KING OF SHERWOOD starts us off, with Robin accidentally
capturing a highborn damsel and that lady becoming Maid Marion. It show how they chivvy each other into becoming the heroes their age needs.
Book 2, cover by Mike Manley
ROBIN HOOD: ARROW OF JUSTICE tells what happens when folks start robbing from the rich and giving to the poor. The Sheriff doesn’t like it, for starters. That volume also includes probably the best-known Robin Hood story, the archery contest. ROBIN HOOD: FREEDOM’S CHAMPION amps the action up as all the consequences of Robin’s rebellion play out. By now we’ve got Prince John, Black Guy of Gisbourne, the Sheriff, and half of England chasing Robin and his men to a really major finale.
The books are produced by Airship 27 in paperback, Kindle, and pdf format, all
Book 3, cover by Mike Manley
linked off my website whose address is down at the bottom of the interview. A short story, ROBIN HOOD AND THE SLAVERS OF WHITBY, is available free online at http://www.planetarystories.com/PulpSpirit14.pdf A Robin Hood comic strip with art by Rob Davis is in ALL STAR PULP COMICS #2.
I’ve also written the novella ROBIN HOOD AND THE MAIDEN IN THE TOWER, which appears in issue 20 of Pro Se Presents magazine and takes place after the trilogy. It’s set a couple of years later, when Prince John is consolidating his power, and this time the action takes place in London; the Tower of the title is the Tower of London – and somebody has to break in there!
There’s a couple of other stories that need telling too. The novella ROBIN HOOD AND THE BLACK MONK is sitting on my hard drive right now biding its time. That one’s the final showdown between Robin and the Sheriff of Nottingham.

TFCE: I’ve really enjoyed your Robin Hood stories. Considering how much of your overall bibliography it comprises, what attracted you to writing historical fiction?
I.A.W.: I like old stories that have resonance with us and our culture. Characters like King Arthur and Robin Hood are part of our literary DNA. Fairy tales like Sleeping Beauty and Red Riding Hood speak to us from childhood at a very primal level. So I enjoy taking events that everyone has at least heard about and using them as elements of stories told using more modern writing techniques.
Author I. A. (Ian) Watson
For example: ancient Greek entertainers made a living telling tales of their hosts’ famous ancestors. That’s why the thirty-seat Argo has seventy-odd named occupants. Nobody wanted his great-grandfather omitted from the heroes’ list, and the minstrel who wanted his fee knew to expand the roster accordingly. But those tales of Jason and the Argonauts were told in a very different style compared to adventure fantasy stories today. There was little reported dialogue or conversation, little exposition about motive or background. We’re told what the characters did, but not always the why. So a talented writer could come to that story and retell it using contemporary literary methods and find a very compelling adventure drama.
And it’s been done. I recommend Robert Graves’ The Golden Fleece to anyone. Scholarly themed and massively entertaining all at the same time. If there’s anyone I try to emulate when I’m writing, it’s Robert Graves.
Historical fiction comes with other advantages. There’s the amazing backdrop,
which adds another dimension to the reader’s mind’s eye picture of events. There are remarkable developments which might not seem credible as made-up plot twists but that can be justifiably used because one can point to an ancient source and say, “See – it happened!” There are things that “everyone knows” about certain eras and events, so the writer can either use that to reinforce his narrative or else challenge it to wake the readers up when something contrary to what they thought was the case happens.

TFCE: What are the difference(s) between historic and traditional fiction?
I.A.W.: Stories set in the past need to inform the reader about the relevant cultural and technological differences. If the country’s occupied by invaders, then that back story needs to be made clear. If there’s a law demanding that all members of a particular faith wear marks to identify them, then that has to be spelled out. If medical science has not yet understood bacteria, then the audience has to grasp that. All assuming this is knowledge that is significant to how the characters and events of the story interact.
In other words, a modern reader can be expected to know what a character in a contemporary story is doing when he uses the Internet. No exposition is necessary. Readers understand that he can look up the address of a multi-national company and learn something of its sinister CEO. That same reader might need to be warned that traveling from York to London by stagecoach takes two days and requires a stop at a coaching inn half way there or that a feudal serf could not legally own property, not even the clothes he stood in, and required his lord’s permission to marry.
This sometimes requires a certain out of exposition. One tries to avoid, “Well, as you know, Lord Harry, since the imposition of Norman Law after 1066 it has become illegal for peasants and serfs to carry arms or bring hunting dogs into royal forests, on penalty of a hand or eye,” but there is a necessary function to inform modern readers of things that would be common knowledge at the time when the story is set.
Attitudes to women, to different ethnicities, to religion, to disability, and plenty of other things have changed through history as well. There’s a choice before any historical author about how to reflect appropriate mores of the time, a balance between realism, pragmatism, and the sensibilities and expectations of an audience.
One last difference is that the reader might know what’s about to happen. If you set your story in Pompeii 79 A.D., then most of your audience might be expecting a volcanic eruption at some point in the narrative. The author has to take into consideration what a reader might know of events to come and make some use of it.
There’s always a balance to be had, of course, between historical veracity and narrative necessity, but that’s no different from choosing how realistic a modern police procedural should be.

TFCE: Do you find doing the research a daunting/difficult task?
Edward Gibbon
I.A.W.: I’m blessed with a good education – although blessed wasn’t the word I’d have used at school. I have qualifications in history and archeology, so I don’t usually have to dig too far to get the basics. As a hoarder I have a good library – well actually, a library, a study, a dedicated comics room, and an overspill book attic in my house. Most of the standard reference texts are there somewhere (some may have crept into my daughter’s room these days), from Gibbon’s Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire and The Anglo-Saxon Chronicles to a weighty seven-volume tome on the Second World War. When that fails, these days the Internet can usually supply. I rarely need to leave the house to find what I need to know.
The sources of historical accounts vary by era and culture. Everything we know about time-of-Christ Britain was written by Romans, including Julius Caesar who had failed to conquer the country; so everything we read about druids and human sacrifice, about men going to war wearing only woad daubs to show how brave they were, is all filtered through Roman perceptions and Roman propaganda. If one wanted to tell a story of Celtic Britain, one would have to decode and select from writings of the period to assemble the facts one wanted to use. Likewise, one would have to decide what of the various historical reports – that is, things written as histories after the period – one wanted to accept.
Geoffrey of Monmouth
For example, Geoffrey of Monmouth was a twelfth century monk. He wrote a medieval bestseller, the epic History of the Kings of Britain, which starts with the Trojan-descended refugee King Brutus settling London, covers various interesting pre-Roman kings like Bladud the Sorcerer and Shakespeare’s King Lear, and gives us very early stories of Merlin and King Arthur. And that was supposed to be a history book. It was taught as history as late as the eighteenth century. Modern historians despise Geoffrey but I love him. He knew how to write things that were true even if they never really happened!
Should one accord Geoffrey’s work importance in establishing a historic milieu? I think so. Not only did he have excellent narrative instincts, but for half a millennium people believed what he wrote to be the absolute truth; so any tale written in that five hundred years has characters who know history according to Geoffrey.
Sorry, a bit off topic there. Research doesn’t usually bother me. It helps me get into the right mood to write a particular era or style. I often write myself an essay to help me acclimatise the information. Sometimes the essays become features in their own right.

TFCE: Just how fictional, for example, is the legend of Robin Hood, compared to recorded history? In other words: what is reality and what is misconstrued? I know what little remains of the real Sherwood Forest is nowhere near its original size!
I.A.W.: Andrew of Wyntoun's Orygynale Chronicle (1377-1384) says of the year 1283: “Lytil Jhon and Robyne Hude, Wayth-men ware commendyd gude. In Yngil-wode and Barnysdale, Thai oysyd all this tyme thare trawale.”
Soon after that, the seminal “first English poem” Piers Plowman mentions him, when the author admits he doesn’t know his Paternoster, but can remember tales of Robin Hood. There’s also a 1439 court case, where the defendant is accused of being “a Robin Hood”; so within two hundred years of the period Robin was said to be around he was a byword for outlawry. The earliest stories of Robin that have come down to us are from the early 15th century, starting with Robyn hode in scherewode stod and Robin Hood and the Monk.
We have a very clear and detailed picture of life around the time in which Robin Hood is supposed to have been active. This is variously accounted to be during the reign and absence of King Richard the Lionheart and the rulership of his brother Prince, later King, John, or of their father Henry II, in the latter part of the twelfth century. It was a time when the feudal system bit hard. England was still in some ways a conquered, occupied country. It was only 125 years or so since Norman invaders had seized the land, imposing new rules over now-enslaved serfs and impoverished peasants. The international Catholic Church had displaced the indigenous and independent Celtic church and held as much control over a citizen’s soul as the Norman overlords held on his body. It was a time when law was used to perpetrate and perpetuate injustices, a time ripe for a folk hero to make a stand.
Robin Hood Statue in Nottingham
That’s not to say there was a Robin Hood; only that one was needed. It’s easy to see why stories of a laughing outlaw who thumbed his nose at authority and stood up for the little people might become such popular tavern fare.
There a small industy out there trying to find “the real Robin”, most of which I’ve managed to offend with my trilogy. It’s the only stuff I’ve written that has provoked letters to the local newspaper and an item on the radio! Nottingham’s multi-million pound tourist industry depends on its Hood connections, so when I followed the earliest traditions in placing Robin’s start in neighbouring Yorkshire (where Barnsdale Forest is), I was kicking over a hornet’s nest. A couple of years ago I even heard from the current Sheriff of Nottingham about it when we met at a dinner.
That said, I’ve drawn my cast and events from the oldest sources available, making choices where there were conflicting versions that best suited the story I wanted to tell, adding in motivations and explanations for events the original chroniclers didn’t bother to footnote. I’ve compromised where reality would trip up a good story – for example, I’ve only peripherally acknowledged that Norman lords, Saxon peasants, and educated clergy spoke three different languages in this era – and I’ve proceeded from the opinion that people will be people whatever their time of birth or social setting. I suspect an oily diplomat, blunt housewife, charming conman, or dedicated soldier are the same from ancient Babylon to distant future Alpha Centuri.

TFCE: Have you taken any liberties with the Robin Hood character(s) that others didn't, or fixed any past misconceptions/mistakes?
I.A.W.: The further back one digs for source material, the more range of choices one has, while still staying true to some version of the character. With Robin Hood, the big choice is whether to make him noble or common. The earliest stories call him a yeoman, that is a free commoner. He’s a low-born lad made good, “one of us”. It was only in Shakespeare’s time, when Robin Hood first appeared in stage plays, that he was associated with the Earl of Huntingdon and assumed to be of noble birth. Everybody loves a lord.
In the end I went with common Robin, the people’s hero. In part that was to avoid the somewhat dated and tacky trope of the superior individual deigning to join the downtrodden people and lead them to success through his innate superiority. In part it was for the fun of having low Robin and highborn Marian interact. For the pro-noble Hood faction, I did establish that the Earl of Huntingdon was probably his birth-father; just not on the right side of the sheets.

TFCE: Considering the difference in eras, how “politically correct” were things back then, compared to how they are today?
I.A.W.: Sticking with Robin Hood, recent versions have become very sensitive on issues of race. This was the time of the Third Crusade, Richard’s reason for leaving the country. Various TV and movie stories have felt it necessary to introduce a wise, noble, and sympathetic Moor to offer some kind of political correctness. Since the original stories have nothing to say about crusading at all, other than to acknowledge it was happening half a world away, I’ve omitted such indulgence. I don’t feel I’m being racist or endorsing religious violence by not bending a story out of shape to address it.
Likewise, various modern incarnations have shied away from Friar Tuck because he is a Christian religious figure. Depicting genuine Christian faith is a modern taboo. Almost all the original sources reference Christianity. On the one had there are the venal and scheming bishops and prelates of a rich and corrupt institution who are amongst Robin’s targets. On the other we have Robin and John’s avowed devotion to the Virgin Mary and Tuck’s flawed but practical Christianity. I’ve tried hard to depict both sides of the story taking place in a world where religion was a pervasive feature of everyday life. There’s plenty of nasty churchmen, and Tuck is a very fallible whiskey priest, but just occasionally when he acts or speaks, it is with true faith and proper Christian intent.
Friar Tuck
One of my favorite scenes is a campfire conversation between Marian’s knightly father and Friar Tuck, wherein the old crusader demands to know why a monk of Christ would associate with outlaws. Tuck replies:

“If our Saviour was amongst us in flesh today, Christ incarnate, where do you think he’d be? In a cathedral with those preferment-chasing modern Pharisees? At court dining with Prince John and his toadies, watching the bear-baiting before the whores come in? In Nottingham with the Sheriff helping him count up his taxes? Or with us in the villages, giving food to the sick, supporting the widows and the orphans, standing up for those the world has trampled down? Where do you think?” The fat friar reached for his tankard. “I’ll wait for him with the outlaws, thank you very much.”

TFCE: And what about Maid Marion? The 2006 BBC (America) adaptation had her take quite an active role, compared to, say Olivia de Havilland in 1938’s The Adventures of Robin Hood, with Errol Flynn in the title role.
I.A.W.: Marion is quite a late addition to the Robin Hood legends, although she was a legendary character in her own right in her own stories before ever she crashed into Robin’s tale.

TFCE: Really? Afraid I’m unaware of Marion having a solo career before Robin.
I.A.W.: There’s a very old tradition in northern Europe of May Day festivities – maypoles, morris dances, races, country masques, puppet shows and so on, along with some even more rural customs in the fields after sunset. There are traditional characters in these mummers plays, dating back to at least the fourteenth century and possibly much earlier. Marion is the traditional heroine in those stories. The characters are often called “the Knight”, “the Saracen”, “the Fool”, “the Devil”… and “the Marion.”
Marion painting by William C. Wontner
French born minstrel Adam the Hunchback, composing around the late 1200s, only a hundred years after the time of Robin’s stories, wrote the musical play Jeu de Robin et Marion, now the earliest surviving French secular music, but that Robin was a simple shepherd lad. Even then, Marion was a forest maid. It’s held likely that there are whole Marion story-cycles that we’ve lost now, where she was the star.
Meanwhile, Robin Hood was associated with Clorinda, Queen of the Shepherdesses. She’s the earliest heroine in his tales (and in “The Slavers of Whitby”). Robin was quite established as a hero when Marion first appeared in his stories in the sixteenth century.
Marion has also become associated with a real-life historical figure, Matilda Fitzwalter (or Fitzwarren), daughter of one of the Earls who spearheaded the campaign against King John that led to his being forced to sign the Magna Carta. Real-life rumours of John’s attempts to seduce or ravish Matilda are mixed with legendary tales of his designs upon the fair Marion.
In my novels, I try and plot a good narrative course between all the different possibilities, but when we first meet Lady Matilda Fitzwarren in KING OF SHERWOOD, she’s on her way to Kirklees Abbey in disgrace after deterring Prince John’s advances with the assistance of a chamber-pot!

TFCE: Now that’s definitely more in keeping with the image of Maid Marion associated with Robin Hood today.
I.A.W.: True. These days it’s common to toughen up a historic heroine, give her fighting skills or command responsibilities to show she was liberated and capable even in an age where women were marginalised. That’s really not required with Maid Marion. One of her earliest Sherwood appearances has her disguised as a man, fighting Robin to a standstill before they discover each others’ identities. Marion has rarely been portrayed as weak, helpless, passive, or quiet. One ancient source described her: “A smirking wench, none of your coy dames.”
I wanted a version of Marion that could hold her own against a bouncing, exuberant, irreverent Robin. She had to be able to shine beside him, turn him from an outlaw lout to a forest hero. I was really lucky that after a while the two characters clicked in my head and provided their own dialogue thereafter. The problem was shutting them up.

1976 movie with sad ending
TFCE: Considering how some of the movies ended, either in "happily ever after" mode or more dire, like 1976's  Robin and Marian with Sean Connery and Audrey Hepburn as the title characters, where they die at the end; did the historical Robin and Marion ever have any children?
I.A.W.: There's nothing about it in any of the older (pre 20th century) stories, but then again there's nothing about any of the merry men's family lives, or the Sheriff's. Except if we follow the Elisibethan strand that identified Marian with Matilda de Fitzwalter, who had known issue by a husband not called Robin Hood (but who might have been Robin turned legit under a different name, I suppose). Her father was the first signatory of the Magna Carta after leading "the Baron's Revolt" that brought King John to heel. Or if we follow the other Elizibethan stage tradition that first made Robin the Earl of Huntingdon (who was actually crusader Prince David of Scotland). He definitely had descendants, one of whom was the famous Scots ruler Robert the Bruce.

TFCE: Obviously there is a lot of material to work with. Other than that yet to be published novella you mentioned earlier (Robin Hood and the Black Monk), is there any chance you will ever return to Sherwood Forest?
I.A.W.: There are a few additional Robin stories that I have considered telling, even to the point of contemplating a fourth volume in the series, but there is definitely at least one more I need to write. Every hero needs an ending. When the moment comes, I’ll get back to THE DEATH OF ROBIN HOOD. That’s as much a part of his lore as his contest for the golden arrow, or his assisting an impoverished knight, or his battle with Black Guy of Gisbourne, or any of his other deeds.
In fact, one thing we often miss out on today in our serial fiction is that final ending, the last bow shot. Batman and James Bond won’t ever really die with a lasting, iconic canon story. Because of that, for all their brilliance, their myths resonate just a little less brightly. King Arthur’s last stand at the Field of Camlaan and Robin Hood’s final bow shot into the forest elevate them to legend.
George & Dragon painting by Briton Reviere
Myths and legends after that? ST GEORGE AND THE DRAGON is one scene off finished. Then I’m planning a volume of stories about Women of Myth. So far I’ve got Cinderella and Blodeuwedd the Flower Maiden done (that name’s pronounced Blood-eye-weath, by the way, saying ‘weath’ as in weather; she’s from The Mabinogion). I’m part-way through Hesione’s story, and then I’m going for Lilith. I’ve got a three-volume novel about the sinking of mythical Ys to run through a third draft of. And there’s lots and lots and lots of King Arthur material stacking up.

TFCE: And that’s on top of everything we discussed in our previous interview.
I.A.W.: These publishers are just so slow! It’s like they don’t want to publish monthly novels by me!
TFCE: Give them time Ian. As great a writer as you are, I (for one) am just not that fast a reader.

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Sunday, February 23, 2014

SUNDAY FUNNIES: CATCHING COLD

Dragons are always warm
Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here.

Now, a dear friend of mine is sick, and I hope she gets better soon.
Apparently, she caught a cold.
I have absolutely no idea why she would want to do such a thing.
Why would anyone want to intentionally catch a cold, let alone, what do you do with it after you've caught it?
Personally, I would rather catch heat. Not that dragons are naturally cold; but we definitely prefer the good Spring and Summer weather to Winter.
Of course, if you must catch a cold, this is the right time of year to find one. Can you imagine trying to catch a cold in the Summer? I have no idea where you would look for one to begin with.
All I know for sure is that she's staying home, getting plenty of rest, and having lots of chicken soup; which really surprises me, because I didn't know chickens even knew how to boil water, let alone cook.
My friend told me in an e-mail that her nasal passages are blocked worse than the freeway during rush hour!
But to try and cheer her up, here are a few flu themed jokes.

What kind of flu bug has 24 feet, green eyes, and a pink body with purple stripes?
I don't know, but it's crawling on your neck.

Resting to get better
Are you sure it's a flu bug?
Yes, its nose is running.

Is it "Starve a fever, feed a cold" or "Feed a fever, starve a cold"?
Who cares, either way you get to eat.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold outside!

Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
To stop his coffin.

Like kidney stones, this too shall pass...
But as a special treat, here's a quick trip down Memory Lane with someone else who's always complaining about the cold...



Video clip courtesy of YouTube, while Chilly Willy the Penguin is © Walter Lantz and Universal Studios.

Have a great week everybody. Stay warm and healthy, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!--wd.

Saturday, February 22, 2014

THE WEEK IN REVIEW: FEBRUARY 16-22, 2014

FEBRUARY 23 IS NATIONAL DAY IN BRUNEI.
February 26 marks the 95th anniversary of the Grand Canyon National Park in Arizona, USA.

AMONGST EVENTS THAT HAVE HAPPENED AROUND THE WORLD THIS PAST WEEK...

*The 2014 Winter Olympics conclude this weekend in Sochi, Russia. For those interested, the top three medal leading countries at the end of events February 21 are: Russia, Norway, and Canada.
*The Office of the United Nations' High Commissioner for Human Rights is reporting rights violations in
North Korea. Botswana has since ended diplomatic relations with North Korea because of this.
*Although the actual election to decide whether or not Scotland should be independent has yet to be held, much debate about the subject is occurring in Europe.
*Meanwhile, India's Parliament is working to make the historic Telangana region a state.
*Not seeking any special favors, treatment, or privileges, it is reported Pope Francis quietly renewed his personal passport this past week. The Pope has also authorized 19 new Cardinals.
*Matteo Renzi has been officially sworn in as the new Prime Minister of Italy.
*Authorities in Tokyo, Japan have a mystery on their hands as person(s) unknown vandalized books containing references to Anne Frank in public libraries across the city.
*The 67th annual BAFTAs (British Academy Film Awards) were presented February 16, with 12 Years A Slave winning Best Film and Best Actor (Chiwetel Ejiofor), Cate Blanchett as Best Actress for the title role of Blue Jasmine, and Alfonso Cuaron for Best Director (Gravity).
*Meanwhile, the 2014 BRIT (music) Awards held February 19th declared David Bowie Best Solo British Male Artist, Ellie Goulding Best Solo British Female Artist, and the Arctic Monkeys Best British Group.
*Civil unrest continues in Euromaidan protests, along with instances in Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Thai, and Syria.

PASSING PARADE
*Actress Mary Grace Canfield (Green Acres, the Broadway stage) has taken her final bows.
*Journalist Garrick Utley is no longer with us.
*Former Space Shuttle Astronaut Dale Gardner has gone to the final frontier.
*Actor Malcolm Tierney (Star Wars, Doctor Who, Braveheart) has left the stage.
*Maria Franziska von Trapp of the historic Von Trapp Family Singers is no longer with us.

WITHIN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA...
*US President Barack Obama met with the Tibetan spiritual leader the Dalai
Lama, despite protests from China. The cordial meeting lasted roughly an hour, with the President afterward saying the subject of Tibet's freedom from China was never raised, nor was it something within his power(s) to help with.
*The United States Supreme Court is hearing a case that may decide the legality of private gambling.
*Jimmy Fallon has officially started as the new host of The Tonight Show, although the program's start time has been delayed because of Olympics' coverage.
*John Lennon, Jimi Hendrix, and Jim Morrison are scheduled to appear on US Postage stamps between now and the end of 2016, along with Steve Jobs, Harvey Milk, Janis Joplin, and James Brown.

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