Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here and welcome to another edition of meow's Catty Celebrity Citings!
As usual, a real quote from a celebrity past or present will be followed by a (hopefully) witty remark by yours truly.
Ready?
"Every flower that bloomed had to go through a lot of dirt to get there."~~Barbara Johnson.
Wouldn't it also be a question of how deep you plant the seeds?
"I'll try anything once. Twice if I like it. Three times to make sure."~~Famous actress Mae West. 😸
Sounds to meow like she might have learned something from whatever cats she had in her lifetime.
"Just when I think I've discovered the meaning of life, they change it."~~Famous comedian George Carlin.
Why do you think us cats have nine lives? 😼
"Logic will take you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere."~~Famous Theoretical Physicist Albert Einstein.
Us cats think about a lot more than just food and naps. I could tell you, but I seriously doubt you'd understand. 😼
"It is not how many times you fall, but how many times you get back up." ~~Russian Empire Advisor Grigori Rasputin.
"That is not how a sobriety test works."~~Any Police Officer who has pulled over a possible drunk driving suspect.
Cats always land on our feet and leave the driving to our humans, as long as they're not taking us to a Vet appointment. Then we won't get in the car willingly.
"Politics is the only profession where you can lie, cheat and steal, and still be respected."~~Famous Humorous Commentator Will Rogers .
But shouldn't an honest politician not do any of that Will?
"Journalism is reporting what somebody else doesn't want reported. All else is public relations."~~Famous author George Orwell (1984, Animal Farm, more.)
The truth only hurts the ones who don't want it revealed.
So on that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.
