SUNDAY FUNNIES: CANINE COMMENTS

Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here!

Ever have one of those days?

Well, it seems that way to me right now because every time I've looked out the window lately, all I see is rain.

Yeah, don't want to sound like a broken record about that subject.

I know the plants and other stuff can certainly use it.

The water would definitely be more appreciated on the WEST coast of North America right now with all those wildfires as I post this instead of in my neck of the woods, but that's another matter.

In any event, let's see what I can dig up joke wise by commenting on stuff just off the top of my furry head. Ready?

Autumn on a better day.

Would Johann Sebastian’s pleasant memories be flash Bachs?

If Sheep🐑🐑🐑 fall victim to a scam, does that mean they've been fleeced?

Did the cellphone📱 need glasses👓 after losing its contacts?

Melons get married because they cantaloupe.

The word diputseromneve may look ridiculous, but backwards it’s “even more stupid.” 😉

Those fixtures must be VERY popular because have you noticed how many towns are named after their water tower?

If the CEO of IKEA was ever elected president of a country, how long would it take him to assemble his cabinet?😏

If a story ends with the words "...and they lived happily ever after", then why do you need a sequel?

Some people greatly enjoy what's called Reality TV.📺 My question is: Considering some of the stuff that passes for "programming" nowadays, what reality are they watching?😕

And on that note♫ have a great week everybody.

Take care.

STAY SAFE!😷

And please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.