So that means I get to entertain you for this edition of the Sunday Funnies, and the subject I have chosen is bears. Ready?
|"Got any honey?"|
Where do polar bears like to vacation?
What time is it when five grizzly bears are chasing you?
Five after one, but the most obvious answer would be: Time to run!
What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth?
A Gummy bear.
What do bears pack to go on a long holiday?
Just the bear essentials.
A hunter was following bear tracks when he came across a country road skirting the edge of the forest.
He looked and saw a sign that said "Bear Left".
Disappointed, he went home.
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A bear-faced lyre.
Where do polar bears vote?
At the North Poll.
What do you call a bear that whines?
Whiny the Pooh.
What did the male bear say to the female bear when he proposed?
"May I have your paw in marriage? I only have eyes fur you, honey."
And on that note, have a great week folks, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—lh,jr.