It is a BEAUTIFUL Sunday where I'm at right now and the only thing I truly feel like doing at the moment is taking a cat nap but if I do, then you folks won't have any jokes to laugh at.
So what do you say to me entertaining everybody for a few minutes before curling up in one of my favorite sunny spots for awhile. Ready?
What is the best way to stay out of hot water when brewing a pun?
Use subtle tea.
Saw an interesting ad in the local newspaper when my people were using it to line my litter pan.
For Sale: Parachute.🪂 Used only once. Never opened.
Why did the man complain about his old camera after taking pictures of wheat fields?
All his photographs came out grainy.
On a recent flight the pilot was feeling cold so he turned off the overhead fan.
He couldn't understand why everyone else on the helicopter🚁 started screaming.
When you cut an onion🧅, why do the people cry when it's the vegetable that gets hurt?
If a dog🐕 owned a computer💻, which one would have the worse byte?
What do you call a cow🐄 that doesn't jump over the moon🌕?
Normal.
The difference between fishing🎣 and just standing around doing nothing is what you actually caught.
😼I thought I'd try to help my people with their diets by eating their leftovers before they do.
Why they kept screaming at me to get off the table during dinner is beyond me.
So on that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE! 😷
Have a great week.
Koda Canine and I both have the upcoming Labor Day weekend off so you'll be stuck entertained by our Editor-in-Chief but your regular hosts will both be back the following weekend for our annual Back To School salute on The Sunday Funnies!—PDK.
