Monday, January 15, 2018

DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JUNIOR DAY: 2018

The following is an editorial.

To say that there is a lot going on in the world right now is a serious understatement.
On this, the holiday honoring one of the better men of the human race, let us pause to recall some of his words and how they reflect upon not only the situations when he initially said them, but their applications upon the present and the future as well...

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism or in the darkness of destructive selfishness.

Darkness cannot drive out darkness, only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate, only love can do that.

...I still have a dream. A dream deeply rooted in the American dream. That one day this nation will rise up and live up to its creed: 'We hold these truths to be self-evident. That ALL men are created equal!'

The above was an editorial.

Sunday, January 14, 2018

SUNDAY FUNNIES: WINGING IT! (misc. jokes)

Happy 2018!
Hello Everybody!
Waxy Dragon here winging in the new year, and have I got some great jokes to tell, so let's get right to it!

Have you heard the joke about the bed?
I'd be surprised if you did. It hasn't been made yet.

What's green and has four wheels?
A lizard on roller skates.

When is a door NOT a door?
When it's ajar. 😉

Why did the man have peanut butter in his car?
He was looking for the traffic jam.

"Just grin and bear it honey."
What did the parent buffalo say when its kid left the herd?
Bison.

Now why don't scarecrows win any awards?
After all, they're outstanding in their field.

Making dad jokes if you're not a father (or a comedian) is a faux pa.
"There's no cheating! You're lion!"

What do zombie vegetarians eat?
"Grrraaaiiinnnsss!"

Why do they avoid playing games in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.

And on that note♫, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.

Saturday, January 13, 2018

THE WEEK IN REVIEW: JANUARY 7-13, 2018

JANUARY 15 HONORS DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JUNIOR.
JANUARY 18 IS THE 240TH ANNIVERSARY OF
CAPTAIN COOK DISCOVERING THE SANDWICH ISLANDS.

AMONGST EVENTS AROUND THE WORLD THIS PAST WEEK…
*Pfizer has decided to stop researching how to treat Alzheimer’s and Parkinson diseases!
*Were protests in Iran meant to accomplish something else???
*North and South Korea have agreed to try to lessen military tensions between the two countries, while the North WILL participate in the Winter Olympics the South is hosting next month.
*Relations between Haiti and the United States are not good right now.
*President Trump has since canceled his impending diplomatic trip to Great Britain. Yet can London's Mayor be held responsible for the decision??? (There are 2 separate links in this item.)
*The “blue” moon at the end of this month will also highlight a lunar eclipse!

THE TERRORIST REPORT…
*The Free Choice E-zine does not support terrorism, no matter what the “cause” or alleged “justification”. Thus we will only be posting news items in this section whenever terrorists are brought to justice.

😭PASSING PARADE…
*Actor Donnelly Rhodes (Soap, 2003 version of Battlestar Galactica) has taken his last bow on life’s stage.
*TV writer David Fisher (Doctor Who, Crown Court) has passed away.
*Guitarist Eddie Clark (Motor Head) is no longer with us.
*Actress Bella Emberg (The Benny Hill Show, History of the World: Part 1) has taken her last bow on life’s stage.
*Legendary Sports Announcer Keith Jackson has passed away.

WITHIN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA…
POLITICALLY…
*Relations between Haiti and the United States are not good right now.
*President Trump has since canceled his impending diplomatic trip to Great Britain.Yet can London's Mayor be held responsible for the decision??? (There are 2 separate links in this item.)
*A Federal judge has used President Trump’s own Tweets to defend the Deferred Action against Childhood Arrivals Act to keep it from being phased out. For now.
*The Trump Administration has sided with Republican Governor Rick Scott to prevent offshore oil and gas drilling on the Florida Coast.
*Despite growing concerning about his mental status, President Trump’s impending annual physical will NOT include a psychiatric evaluation.
*Donald Trump's latest Tweeter opinions.
MEANWHILE…
*Congress will be returning to work after the Martin Luther King, Junior holiday Monday, and still needs to make an official budget for 2018.
ELSEWHERE…
*Steve Bannon is no longer executive chairman of Breitbart News.
*Why is Walmart suddenly closing some Sam’s Warehouse stores??? The move was later revealed as part of a plan to increase employee wages to $11 per hour. Although the objective and how they're achieving it seem to contradict each other. (There are 2 separate links in this item.)
*Should there be MORE automation in the fast food industry???
*Immigration officials conducted a massive raid of various 7-11 convenience stores across the country, netting the apprehension of 21 potential illegal aliens.
*Because April 15 is a Sunday this year, American income taxes won’t be due until April 17th!
*At the 2018 Golden Globes, was the big winner actually Oprah Winfrey??? (There are 2 separate links in this item.)

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THE PUZZLE CORNER: JANUARY 13, 2018

😎FUN FACT
The song ♫Pennsylvania 6-5000♫ by Glenn Miller and his Orchestra is based upon an actual phone number still in service!
Dialing it properly will contact the Pennsylvania Hotel in New York City.

TRIVIA TIME
January 18 marks the 240th anniversary of Captain Cook discovering the Sandwich Islands.
But what has happened to them since then?

QUOTE THIS! (NEW GAME!)
In this puzzle, all you have to do is identify the source of a given quote. Ready?
“Is this Heaven?”
“No. Iowa.”

We’ll reveal all next weekend, but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX and discover the results from the January 6, 2018 Puzzle Corner.

COMMON BONDS
The items in each subset have something in common.
Do you know what it is?
01. {Doonesbury, Stone Soup, Fox Trot} and yes, we know they are all comic strips.
= Each of these strips are currently Sunday only, with the rest of the week reprints.
02. {catch, save} = your breath.

AKA: Also Known As
What building material is technically baked earth?
Terracotta.

Sunday, January 7, 2018

SUNDAY FUNNIES: NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS?

Hello Everybody!
Despite the recent blizzard, Autumn the Puppy here with the first Sunday Funnies for 2018!

Now, last weekend was the changeover from 2017. There are a few out there who seriously think that New Year's Day might just be a holiday created by the calendar companies who don't want you reusing last year's calendar.
Think about it. Except for Leap Years, all you have to do is move every date one space to the right on the previous year's calendar.
Then again, the holidays would need adjusting too, especially the ones that don't fall on a specific date each year; so maybe that theory should go the way of the dodo bird.

Anyway, since a lot of people think New Year's is a life changing event, one thing most of them do is make New Year's Resolutions, which are promises they make about how they're going to improve things either personally and/or professionally.

Of course, a lot of those promises don't even make it through the first week of the new year, but the fact is that they tried, so that should count for something.

For example: all those people who say they are going to get in shape who later give up and claim they're already in shape.
After all, round is a shape, more or less.

Anyway, the point is that a New Year's Resolution is usually something that goes in one year and out the other.

Then again, there are some people who claim their New Year's Resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask them about their New Year's Resolutions.
The way I see it, if you keep your resolutions to yourself, then there is not only no exterior pressure to maintain them, there is also no exterior criticism if you fail to do so.

Of course, an egotist would claim their New Year's Resolution is to be less awesome (if that was at all possible for them) since that is really the only thing they (allegedly) do in excess.

Others hope their lot in life improves, like saying "Dear Luck, .....can we be friends in 2018. Please?"
OR: "All I want for 2018 is a FAT bank account and a THIN body. Please don't mix it up like you did last year."

My New Year's Resolution is to be more optimistic by looking at my food dish as half-full, at least
until I finish eating.
But seriously, what I really want to accomplish this year is to rediscover the difference between wants and needs. May I have all I need and want only what I have.

In 2018, may your neighbors respect you, troubles neglect you, angels protect you, and heaven accept you.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year resolutions.
Keep the smile, leave the tear. Hold the laugh, leave the pain. Think of joy, forget the fear.
Be joyous, cause its a New Year.

Of course, if none of the above helps, remember that you can attempt to reset your resolutions on January 14th (Orthodox New Year) and February 16th (Chinese New Year).
After that, you're on your own.

In any event, take care, have a good week, and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.

Saturday, January 6, 2018

THE WEEK IN REVIEW: DECEMBER 31, 2017-JANUARY 6, 2018

JANUARY 11 MARKS THE 45TH ANNIVERSARY OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL ESTABLISHING THE AMERICAN LEAGUE’S DESIGNATED HITTER RULE.

AMONGST EVENTS AROUND THE WORLD THIS PAST WEEK…
*The United Nations says the world should be on red alert!
*Is peace between the United States and Palestine growing unstable???
*Claiming disapproval of that country’s anti-terrorist actions, the Trump Administration may start withholding security aid from Pakistan.
*A LOT of new laws have come into effect since the first of the year.
*You can no longer access Telegram and Instagram in Iran.
*Will Turkey be joining the European Union???
*Despite the opinions of some world leaders, Twitter will not block them from using its service.
*But did the first grader have the right answer???

CONCERNING NORTH KOREA…
*“My button’s bigger!”
*Did North Korea once accidentally bomb itself???
*Will impeding talks between North and South Korea result in something positive???

THE TERRORIST REPORT…
*The Free Choice E-zine does not support terrorism, no matter what the “cause” or alleged “justification”. Thus we will only be posting news items in this section whenever terrorists are brought to justice.

😭PASSING PARADE…
*Former professional hockey player Jim Wiste is no longer with us.
*Actor/writer/director Frank Buxton (What’s Up Tiger Lily?, Happy Days) has taken his last bow on life’s stage.
*Actor Harry Landers (Ben Casey) has taken his last bow on life’s stage.
*Comedian Jerry Van Dyke (My Mother the Car, Coach) and brother of Dick has taken his last bow on life’s stage.

WITHIN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA…
POLITICALLY…
*“My button’s bigger!”
*Is peace between the United States and Palestine growing unstable???
*Claiming disapproval of that country’s anti-terrorist actions, the Trump Administration may start withholding security aid from Pakistan.
*President Trump recently expressed his opinions on current events, but does he really want all his “political opponents jailed”??? (There are 2 separate links in this item.)
*There's no doubt Donald Trump doesn't like the new novel about himself and his administration.
*Trump has dissolved his “Voter Fraud Commission”, but might establish something else in its place before the 2020 Presidential election.
*National Security Agency director Admiral Mike Rogers plans to retire this spring.
MEANWHILE…
*Utah Republican Senator Orrin Hatch has announced he will not seek re-election, making 2018 hislast year in Congress.
*Although Congress is still on Winter Vacation, the Republican Party isn’t happy about a dossier on Donald Trump.
*When they return, what's more important: a balanced budget or the first phase of Trump's border wall???
ELSEWHERE…
*The recent blizzard wasn’t much fun for the Atlantic seaboard.
*Sears/K-mart has announced the closing of 100 more retail stores.
*Despite a recent health scare, Alex Trebek is alive and well and will resume his Jeopardy! hosting duties soon.
*But did the first grader have the right answer???


WE WOULD LIKE TO THANK OUR LOYAL READERSHIP FOR CLOSING OUT 2017 BY GRANTING US 1,623 PAGE VIEWS IN DECEMBER.

For more news at any time, either scroll down to our IN OTHER NEWS feature at the bottom of your screen or visit any other reputable news source.

THE PUZZLE CORNER: JANUARY 6, 2018

😎FUN FACT
Welcome to the first Puzzle Corner of 2018!

COMMON BONDS
The items in each subset have something in common.
Do you know what it is?
01. {Doonesbury, Stone Soup, Fox Trot} and yes, we know they are all comic strips.
02. {catch, save}

AKA: Also Known As
What building material is technically baked earth?

We’ll reveal all next weekend, but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX and discover the results from the December 29, 2017 Puzzle Corner.

To end 2017, we had a quiz about unique television episode titles, where all you have to do was identify the series, based upon the clue below.

01. While never shown onscreen, the first two seasons of this police procedural always featured field reports from “Log #—”, before switching to regular titles for the remainder of the series.
Adam-12.
02. As they appeared onscreen, each episode of this series was about “The Night of—”, although a lot of the adventures took place during the day too.
The Wild, Wild West.
03. While never shown onscreen, the episode titles during Seasons 13-17 of this series had the same number of characters as their respective season, not counting punctuation and spaces between words.
Law and Order: Special Victims Unit.
04. As presented onscreen, each episode of this series was about “The (fill-in-the-blank) Affair”.
The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
05. Although never presented onscreen, each episode title of this series began “The One—”.
Friends.