Hello Everybody! Koda Canine here!
Now, if you've ever paid attention to your dog(s), and if you haven't: shame on you!
But for those of you who do pay attention to us canines, you've noticed that we smile on a regular basis.
When you come into a room.
When you pet us.
When you feed us.
When you take us for walkies.
When you're not home and we can safely get away with things you'll never know about...
OOPS! Wasn't supposed to mention that one.
Anyway, the point is don't you wonder what we are smiling about besides you, food, and other stuff?
Well, us dogs have a great sense of humor, and I'm about to share some of that with you right now. Ready?
What would you call a fake dog?
A sham poodle.
But why would you want a fake when you can have the real thing?
Which kind of dog lives in Dracula’s castle?
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| These jokes are doggone funny. 😉 |
A bloodhound.
What do you call a dog magician?
A Labra-cadabra-dor.
How many hairs are in a dog’s tail?
None! The hair grows on the outside.
What do you call a dog who's puppies have had puppies?
Grand PAW.
What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?
All kinds — buildings can’t jump!
What do dogs do when they need to take a bathroom break during a movie?
They press the paws button.
What do dogs like to eat at the movie theaters?
Pupcorn.
Where do dogs park their cars?
In the barking lot.
What did the waiter tell the dog at the restaurant?
“Bone-appetite!”
What kind of place should you never take a dog?
The flea market.
Why are skeletons afraid of dogs?
Because dogs love bones.
Of course we bury them for later use, provided we can remember where we hid them to begin with. 😉
So on that note♫, have a great week!
Take care.
STAY SAFE! 😷
Love your dog because we love you, and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—KC.
