Sunday, April 26, 2020

SUNDAY FUNNIES: WINGIN' IT DURING THE PANDEMIC

Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
How's everyone doing? Hanging in there?😷
Well, even though it's our weekly job to begin with, Autumn the Puppy and I have certainly been doing our best to entertain you since the pandemic started and everyone found themselves ♫Under Pressure♫.
Even the Easter Bunny got into the act during his annual appearance this year!
Now we all know from first hand experience how tough self-isolation can be, but you have to admit that being alive sure beats the alternative!
Waxy's drawing of Bubblehead
I'm staying home and safe with Bubblehead, the human I'm stuck live with.
We don't always agree on everything, like him not giving me enough Belgosian Dark Chocolate🍫 and insisting that I still have to take baths and do my homework, even though Dragon🐲 School is being held strictly over the Internet right now, but I do know he loves and cares for me like any parent would their child.

Yet if it's one thing being a member of the Sunday Funnies crew has taught me, it's how to serve lemonade🍵 when life hands you lemons🍋, so...

Depending upon your opponent, playing Battleship 🛳 is hit or miss.

Quarantine, Day 1: I have enough food to last me six weeks.
Quarantine, Day 2: I have eaten all my food, including my three month supply of toilet paper.🧻

I hate it when I go to the kitchen for food and all I find are ingredients.

I don't know what they'll be able to do for it this year but Shark Week🦈 used to be the safest time to go to the beach because all the sharks were on TV.📺
Of course, considering even the beaches are closed right now...

I wonder if clouds⛅ look down on us and say things like, "Hey, that one looks like an idiot."

I accidentally paid for my groceries with my library card.
My macaroni and cheese is due back Friday.😟

I've been doing a lot of arts and crafts lately and have discovered that Glitter is just sand that majored in Musical Theater.

Don't you wish Monopoly was real? Then you could own everything, provided you actually know where Mediterranean Avenue and all those other properties really are in the world.🌍
Or at least be owed various rents and able to collect $200 every time you passed 'Go'.😉

And on that note♫, STAY HOME. STAY SAFE, and STAY HEALTHY!
Take care and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!wd.

Saturday, April 25, 2020

THE WEEK IN REVIEW: APRIL 19-25, 2020


APRIL 25 IS ANZAC DAY IN AUSTRALIA & NEW ZEALAND.
APRIL 25 IS LIBERATION DAY IN ITALY.
APRIL 25 IS WORLD PENGUIN🐧 DAY.
APRIL 27 IS HAIRBALL AWARENESS DAY TO PROMOTE BETTER PET HEALTH.
APRIL 28 IS BOTH ARBOR DAY🌳 & WORLD ASTRONOMY🌌 DAY.
APRIL 28 IS THE 80TH ANNIVERSARY OF
GLENN MILLER’S ♫PENNSYLVANIA 6-5000♫
MAY IS BREAST CANCER AWARENESS MONTH. 🎗
MAY 1 IS THE 100TH ANNIVERSARY OF RUBBERMAID.
2020 MARKS THE 100TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE BABY RUTH CANDY BAR.

AMONGST EVENTS AROUND THE W🌍RLD THIS PAST WEEK…
*A SECOND WAVE??? Maybe, warns the World Health Organization. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*The virus behind the pandemic is NOT artificially made!
*Yet the above isn’t stopping Missouri of the United States from suing China for damages!
*Facebook is trying to fight virus misinformation.
*Potential cooperation between the United States and Russia???
*Oil prices BELOW zero??? And what that might mean in the future. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*Bob Loughman is the new Prime Minister of Vanuatu.
*No more flogging in Saudi Arabia???
*Lebanon will soon allow cannabis farming, for medicinal purposes only.
*Is one of our planets missing???
*Star gazing photography far and near. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*May 1 marks the 100th anniversary of the International “U-2” incident.
NOTE: While there are many rumors circulating concerning the health and status of North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un as this was posted, The Free Choice E-zine prefers to wait until there are some CONFIRMED FACTS to run any story on the matter.

THE TERRORIST REPORT…
*The Free Choice E-zine does not support terrorism, no matter what the “cause” or alleged “justification”. Thus we will only be posting news items in this section whenever terrorists are brought to justice.

THE CLIMATE CHANGE CHRONICLES…🌐
*At least for now, air pollution has improved.
*The pandemic versus climate change.
*SAVING Apples!🍎🍏

😢PASSING PARADE…
*The innocent victims of the Canadian mass shooting.
*Actor Tom Lester (Green Acres, Petticoat Junction, Benji) has taken his last bow on life’s stage.
*Actress Shirley Knight (The Dark at the Top of the Stairs, Sweet Bird of Youth, etc) has taken her last bow on life’s stage.
*Actor Gene Dynarski (Seinfeld, Star Trek, Close Encounters of the Third Kind) has taken his last bow on life’s stage.
*Singer Harold Reid of the Statler Brothers.

WITHIN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA…
THE BORDER WALL-KIDS-IMMIGRATION ISSUES…
*With families being separated upon apprehension, President Trump declared the lack of a border wall a “national emergency”. There have since been legal and legislative battles initiated over this.
*Immigration versus the pandemic.
*In less than 48 hours, Trump got an immigration ban. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*But what about all the “detainees”???
NOTE: While we are doing our best to provide coverage, the above is a serious, ongoing issue. Especially since no one has yet to discuss the costs of separating families and who is truly responsible for the deaths of FOUR detainees (known to date), let alone if anyone might actually be making a profit from this situation.
THE 2020 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION…
*Joe Biden won the Wyoming caucus.
*The pandemic versus voting rights.
*The pandemic versus gun control.
POLITICALLY…
*Potential cooperation between the United States and Russia???
*Is Trump and/or the GOP secretly supporting reopening protesters???
*Apparently Attorney General William Barr supports the President’s early reopen program to the point of potential legal action.
*Is pandemic stress getting to the President???
*Is the Small Business Administration in trouble???
*“WE STILL NEED SUPPLIES!”—Nurses to Trump.
*“WHERE’S OUR MASKS?”—the state of Florida.
*The Veterans' Administration is short on medical equipment!
*Why give a contract to someone who can’t deliver???
*The Center for Disease Control is worried about a possible second COVID-19 wave too! (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*More red tape on stimulus checks???
*How much help is each state actually getting from the government???
*When we’ll reopen, from the states perspective. APRIL 24 UPDATE! (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*Is this why Trump is supporting Hydroxychloroquine???
*He can’t be serious. Can he???
*Yet Trump is mad for being accurately quoted!
*Is Trump’s new Press Secretary capable???
IT’S FACT CHECK TIME!
*Russia DID interfere in the 2016 Presidential election!
*Trump’s test kit statements.
*Trump’s actual actions as COVID-19/Coronavirus arrived in America!
*“It’s the governors’ fault.”—Donald Trump. WRONG!
*“Yes, we DID!”60 Minutes, CBS TV.
*Trump’s latest statements on the pandemic.
*Seriously??? Do we really need to point out the mistake on this one???
*Investigating the President’s cure “hunches”.
*The FACTS about Hydroxychloroquine!
MEANWHILE, IN CONGRESS…
*Will the airline industry get a bail out???
*Will the Small Business Administration need a bail out???
*Talk about jumping on the bandwagon!
*Does Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell not care about what happens to people???
*In any event, the House of Representatives do.
ELSEWHERE…
*Sickening irony.😢
*Does it always have to come down to $$$???
*What would Mister Rogers do???
*The virus behind the pandemic is NOT artificially made!
*Yet the above isn’t stopping Missouri from suing China for damages!
*“Are you sure?”—States to the Supreme Court.
*No Oscars ceremony in 2021???
😀AND FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS…
*Sheltering in place DOES WORK!

THE PUZZLE CORNER: APRIL 25, 2020

😎FUN FACT
HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE ISN'T SAFE IN THE FIGHT AGAINST COVID-19!

TRIVIA TIME⌚
May 1 marks the 100th anniversary of the Baby Ruth Candy Bar.
Who was it named after?

BEFORE AND AFTER
Two separate items share at least one word, and so can be combined to create something new. Based upon the clue below, do you know what the new thing is?
In agreement with your imaginary friend?

We’ll reveal all next weekend but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX📦 and discover the results from the April 18, 2020 Puzzle Corner.

AKA, ALSO KNOWN AS
What is a more common term for Beurre Blanc?
White Butter, a staple of French Cuisine.

THE 50/50 CHANCE
Just like a regular TRIVIA TIME question, except there are just two possible answers, hence the even odds of getting it right. Ready?
Which was established first: the slot machine or casinos in Las Vegas, Nevada?
The Slot Machines were created first!

Sunday, April 19, 2020

SUNDAY FUNNIES: A BLUE SALUTE TO THE MEDICAL PROFESSION!

Autumn the Puppy
Waxy Dragon
Hello Everybody!
Today you have both Autumn the Puppy AND Waxy Dragon here!
Since this whole pandemic started, everyone's been ♫Under Pressure♫but we've been trying our best at cheer leading hoping to get everyone to smile 😁 because despite the fact Sundays are Joke Time around here, there really hasn't been all that much to laugh about right now. Even the Easter Bunny🐰 got into the act this year!

If you haven't noticed yet, except for our signatures and the links, this column is in blue today because we are pawsing, pausing to salute those on the front lines in the medical profession who have been battling the COVID-19/Coronavirus crisis from the start!
Those tireless men and women who have been doing their best, even at the risk of their own lives.😷
So folks, these jokes are for YOU!
Funny, but we still don't know who to accredit the above to.

A strong person looks a challenge in the eye and winks.😉

If bakers keep wanting you to pose for pictures with their baked goods, does this make you an excellent Roll model?🙄

FYI: your phone📱 won’t auto-correct when you’re in caps lock because it assumes you are angry and it doesn’t want to get involved.

With all the hot topics on the internet, we won’t talk about thumbs. It’s beside the point.

My friend gave birth in her car on the way to the hospital. She and her husband named the baby Kid Carson.

Now that we have everyone washing their hands correctly, maybe next week we can teach them to actually use their turn signals when driving!

And on that note, our esteemed Editor-In-Chief humbly suggested a song for the world to rally around, and we'd like to share it with you right now.


Please take care everybody!
STAY STRONG and STAY SAFE!
AtP and wd.

♫We are the Champions♫ written, performed, and © copyrighted by Queen/The Freddie Mercury Estate.
Video accessed and shared through YouTube via Google/Blogger.

Saturday, April 18, 2020

THE WEEK IN REVIEW: APRIL 12-18, 2020


APRIL 21 IS THE 75TH ANNIVERSARY OF YOSEMITE SAM’S DEBUT
IN THE BUGS BUNNY CARTOON “HARE TRIGGER”.
APRIL 22 IS THE 50TH ANNUAL EARTH DAY!🌎
APRIL 22 IS ADMINISTRATIVE PROFESSIONALS DAY.
APRIL 25 IS WORLD PENGUIN DAY.🐧

AMONGST EVENTS AROUND THE W🌍RLD THIS PAST WEEK…
*US President Donald Trump wants to halt American funding to the World Health Organization because of "their mishandling” of the pandemic???
*The pandemic, as of April 16/17, 2020.
*Who is cyber attacking the Czech Republic???
*The results of the 2020 South Korea elections are…
*More than just "bricks"!
*♫What a marvelous night for a star dance!♫🌟
*What a super nova!

THE TERRORIST REPORT…
*The Free Choice E-zine does not support terrorism, no matter what the “cause” or alleged “justification”. Thus we will only be posting news items in this section whenever terrorists are brought to justice.

THE CLIMATE CHANGE CHRONICLES…🌐
*In America, doesn’t the Donald Trump Administration have more important things to worry about than weakening the Environmental Protection Agency???
*April 22 is Earth Day, AND the 50th anniversary of the observance!

😢PASSING PARADE…
*The innocent lives lost from the Easter tornado storms.
*Actor Danny Goldman (The Smurfs, M*A*S*H, Young Frankenstein) has taken his last bow on life’s stage.
*Famed wrestling announcer Howard Finkel has passed away.
*Author Donna Kauffman is no longer with us.
*Actor Brian Dennehy (Cocoon franchise, Tommy Boy, etc.) has taken his last bow on life’s stage.
*Hank Steinbrenner (co-owner of the New York Yankees) has passed away.
*Animator Ann Sullivan (Lion King, The Little Mermaid) is no longer with us.
*Stage and Voice Actor Rick May (Starfox franchise, Imagination Theatre) has taken his last bow on life’s stage.
*Musician Moraes Moreira (Novos Baianos) has passed away.
*Actor Bruce Myers (The Unbearable Lightness of Being) has taken his last bow on life’s stage.
*Classic Doctor Who writer Pip Baker (no relation to Tom or Colin) is no longer with us.
*Cinematographer Allen Daviau (ET, Empire of the Sun, etc) has passed away.
*Animator Gene Deitch (early 1960s Tom and Jerry, Tom Terrific) is no longer with us.
*Early disc jockey Robin Seymour has passed away.
*Actor Sergio Fantoni (Von Ryan’s Express, What Did You Do In The War Daddy?) has taken his last bow on life’s stage.

WITHIN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA…
THE 2020 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION…
*Bernie Sanders and former President Barack Obama are officially endorsing Joe Biden for President. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*The shape of the November election will be…??? (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*A fraud suit over a “hoax”???
POLITICALLY…
*Trump wants to halt American funding to the World Health Organization because of “their mishandling” of the pandemic???
*One great big disaster area???
*Trump versus Doctor Fauci. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*News or a soap box???
*Blame China, or do we???
*Opinion: Is Trump losing supporters???
*Opinion: What should of happened.
*Ego stroking???
*Even if you qualify, WILL you get your stimulus check???
*WHO got HOW much???
*Is the above problem fixable???
*WHERE’S the money???
*Trump versus state governors.
*When will the country reopen???
*States’ reopening thoughts, as of April 15.
*Can Trump threaten the states if they don’t reopen when he wants them to???
*Trump’s reopening plan apparently favors him.
*What to face when the country does reopen...
*THEY have masks??? (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*Trump’s plan to fill vacancies, whether you like it or not???
*Doesn’t the White House have more important things to worry about than weakening the Environmental Protection Agency???
*We’re supposed to be doing WHAT???
TRUMP TWEETS...
*You shouldn’t hate someone just because they’re right.
IT’S FACT CHECK TIME!
*Investigating hydroxychloroquine.
*Wrong claims that keep getting repeated about the pandemic.
*WHO decides when to open and close states???
MEANWHILE, IN CONGRESS…
*Because of the pandemic, Congress will not be returning to work before May 4 at the earliest.
*What is he thinking???
ELSEWHERE…
*The Supreme Court is now in session. Sort of. But will they do the right thing??? (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*Illegal treatment???
*Does this seem right???
*DEFINITELY NOT RIGHT!
*Does this make sense??? Despite the pandemic, Florida reopens its beaches but keeps the schools closed! (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*April 19 marks the 245th anniversary of the American Revolution beginning.
😀AND FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS…
*The survivor count GROWS!

THE PUZZLE CORNER: APRIL 18, 2020

😎FUN FACT
Knowledge is knowing tomatoes🍅 are a fruit and not a vegetable.
Wisdom is not putting tomatoes in fruit salad.

AKA, ALSO KNOWN AS
What is a more common term for Beurre Blanc?

THE 50/50 CHANCE
Just like a regular TRIVIA TIME question, except there are just two possible answers, hence the even odds of getting it right. Ready?
Which was established first: the slot machine or casinos in Las Vegas, Nevada?

We’ll reveal all next weekend but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX📦 and discover the results from the April 11, 2020 Puzzle Corner.

RHYME TIME⌛
The clue to something is below, but no matter how long your answer is, each word within it must rhyme. Ready?
Police chief = Top Cop.

TRIVIA TIME
What is a human being’s biggest organ?
Their skin.

Sunday, April 12, 2020

SUNDAY FUNNIES: HOPPY EASTER 2020

File photo. All these years and only 1 gray hare. 😉
Hello every bunny!
It's your old friend E.B. the Easter Bunny here, bringing everyone some fun Easter jokes.
Don't worry. Not only have I gotten great at stealth deliveries, I was EXTRA careful this year because of that bad pandemic going around.
I had my mask and gloves on during the entire trip.

Anyway, I've been told that your regular hostesses, Autumn the Puppy and Waxy Dragon, have the holiday off to be with their families.
If you had to work today, unless you're in the military, law enforcement, fire prevention, or medical industries; shame on your employers!

And especially to those folks in the medical field, we tip our bonnets to you!
Anyway, these are the yolks, folks!

Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up!

How do wet bunnies dry themselves after they take a bath or shower?
With a hare dryer!

You know your diet isn't going well when your eggs are from Cadbury!

What did the rabbit🐰 say to the carrot🥕?
It’s been nice gnawing you!
How do bunnies stay fit?
With eggs-ercise and hare-robics!

What do you call an egg from outer space?
An Egg-stra terrestial!

Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Who is the Easter Bunny's favorite movie actor?
Currently, it's Rabbit Downey Junior, but of course Bugs Bunny always takes the carrot cake paws down.

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?
The Easter Barney.

What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?
The Easter Bunana!
"Everybody Bunny Hop!" 🐇🐇🐇

What is the Easter Bunny's favorite sport?
Basket-ball, of course!

What do you call a group of rabbits marching backward?
A receding hare line!

What is the bunny motto?
"Don't worry, be hoppy."

What do you call a rabbit who performs stand up comedy?
A funny bunny!

Why is the letter A like a flower?💮
A bee always comes after it.


What's long and stylish and full of cats?🐱😸😺
The Easter Purrade!🙀

What is the end of Easter?
The letter R.

And on that note♫ it's been fun folks!
As usual, I'm gonna hop home, kick back, relax, hang out with my peeps🐣🐤🐥 and take a well deserved carrot🥕 break before I start planning things for next Easter.

Don't worry though.
While I can't say exactly when, things WILL get better.
Until then, STAY STRONG, STAY SAFE, and HOPPY EASTER EVER BUNNY! —eb.

Saturday, April 11, 2020

THE WEEK IN REVIEW: APRIL 5-11, 2020


APRIL 12 IS EASTER SUNDAY FOR THOSE OBSERVING.
APRIL 12 MARKS THE 55TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE ASTRODOME.
APRIL 13 IS INTERNATIONAL PLANT💮 APPRECIATION DAY.
APRIL 13 MARKS THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY OF APOLLO 13'S "HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM." BUT THE CREW DID GET BACK TO EARTH SAFELY!
APRIL 14 IS DOLPHIN🐬 DAY.
APRIL 15 IS W🌍RLD ART🎨 APPRECIATION DAY.
APRIL 15 MARKS THE 65TH ANNIVERSARY OF
THE FIRST McDONALD’S OPENING.
APRIL 17 IS THE 20TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE BALDO COMIC STRIP.

AMONGST EVENTS AROUND THE W🌍RLD THIS PAST WEEK…
*A VIRUS SURVIVOR SPEAKS!
*China versus the pandemic.
*An interesting way to pay for a stimulus package.
😞*Alas, don’t count on finding hand sanitizer any time soon.
*The latest on developing a pandemic vaccine.
*One comet less in the universe???
*BepiColombo is on its way to Venus!


THE TERRORIST REPORT…
*The Free Choice E-zine does not support terrorism, no matter what the “cause” or alleged “justification”. Thus we will only be posting news items in this section whenever terrorists are brought to justice.

THE CLIMATE CHANGE CHRONICLES…🌐
*The pandemic versus the environment.
*Can you believe LESS air pollution, at least for now.
*April 22 is Earth Day💚🌎, AND the 50th anniversary of the observance!

😢PASSING PARADE…
*The innocent victims of Cyclone Harold.
*Actor James Drury (The Virginian) has ridden off into his last sunset.
*Detroit Tigers legend⚾ Al Kaline has passed away.
*Actor Jay Benedict (Aliens, The Dark Knight Rises) has taken his last bow on life’s stage.
*Actress Honor Blackman (British Avengers, James Bond’s Goldfinger) has taken her last bow on life’s stage.
*Director George Ogilivie (Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome) has passed away.
*Actress Lee Fierro (the Jaws 🦈franchise) has taken her last bow on life’s stage.
*Poignant singer John Prine is no longer with us.
*Actor Allan Garfield (The Conversation, Beverly Hills Cop 2) has taken his last bow on life’s stage.
*Artist Mort Drucker (DC Comics, Mad magazine, and much more) has passed away.
*LGBTQ Civil Rights Pioneer Phyllis Lyon is no longer with us.
*Professional football🏈 player turned actor (M*A*S*H) Timothy Brown has passed away.
*Actor Malcolm Dixon (Time Bandits, Return of the Jedi) has taken his last bow on life’s stage.
*Actress Faith Dane (Gypsy) has taken her last bow on life’s stage.
*Actress Hilary Heath (various film credits) has taken her last bow on life’s stage.

WITHIN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA…
THE 2020 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION…
*Campaign issue: Health Care versus the pandemic.
*Voting despite the pandemic!
*With Sanders outit’s now down to Joe Biden versus Donald Trump??? (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*New Jersey and Virginia have decided to delay their primaries for obvious reasons.
POLITICALLY…
*SERIOUSLY? Trump wants to cut funding to/from the World Health Organization and apparently is mistrusting information on the pandemic. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*NO OVERSIGHT ON HOW THE STIMULUS PACKAGE(S) ARE SPENT???
*Although President Trump claims supplies ARE coming, states wonder WHEN??? (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*“What warnings?”—Trump.
*THESE warnings!
*Is this the reason behind Trump’s “cure” suggestion???
*Are they open or closed???
*Does Trump have a different priority???
*“WE have an anti-virus plan!”—State Governors.
*Opinion: Is Trump trying to avoid blame???
*Public opinion: Trump versus the pandemic. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*Is Trump losing Republican support???
*The Postal Service is on its own!
😔*Between April 14/15 is the 155th Anniversary of losing then President Abraham Lincoln. He was shot in the evening by John Wilkes Booth and succumbed to his wounds after midnight, hence the date notation.
IT’S FACT CHECK TIME!
*Despite claims otherwise, former President Barack Obama had foresight on future events. So what happened after he left office???
*Attorney General William Barr trying to defend Trump.
*Trump’s TV ratings.
MEANWHILE, IN CONGRESS…
*Was Jared Kushner doing his “job” right???
ELSEWHERE…
*The latest on developing a pandemic vaccine.
*Does the Navy have a mess on their hands???
😞*Alas, don’t count on finding hand sanitizer any time soon.
*Burning Man's virtual replacement for this year.
😀AND FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS…
*A VIRUS SURVIVOR SPEAKS!
*A drop in crime because of the pandemic???
*BepiColombo is on its way to Venus!

THE PUZZLE CORNER: APRIL 11, 2020

😎FUN FACT
A house 😺cat’s skeleton has 24 more bones than a human’s!

RHYME TIME⌛
The clue to something is below, but no matter how long your answer is, each word within it must rhyme. Ready?
Police chief?

TRIVIA TIME⌚
What is a human being’s biggest organ?

We’ll reveal all next weekend but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX📦 and discover the results from the April 4, 2020 Puzzle Corner.

REBUS
Something familiar is represented by the image on the right. Do you know what it is?
Screwball.

HUH? (misquotes)
The misquote is below. All you have to do is give us the correct quote and source. Ready?
“Oh give me The Beach Boys and free my soul”
The correct line is “Oh give me the beat boys and free my soul” from ♫Drift Away♫ by Dobie Gray, with or without Uncle Cracker.