Sunday, November 28, 2021

SUNDAY FUNNIES: THANKSGIVING LEFTOVERS

Hello Everybody! The Free Choice E-zine's Editor-In-Chief Lee Houston, Junior here.
Let's take care of some editorial business first.
I have already eulogized the passing of our dear friend Autumn the Puppy and was scheduled to host today under the impression she and Piper D. Katt would be home with their respective families finishing the Thanksgiving holiday here in the United States.

 I am still scheduled to cover the post holiday Sunday Funnies December 26 and January 2, Christmas and New Year's respectively. Piper will be hosting as a solo act until the Editorial We behind The Free Choice E-zine finds a replacement for Autumn. Which is no easy task by any stretch of the imagination.
There will still be a Christmas themed Sunday Funnies December 19, but it's doubtful at this point it will be in the Office Party motif of years passed.

Anyway, Thanksgiving here in America was this past Thursday, and hopefully everyone took time out to acknowledge what they are most thankful for than just eatting more than they should have.
Me, considering my recent heart/medical issues, I'm thankful to still be alive!

In any event, we're all dealing with lingering leftovers, or those dreaded Poultry Geists, and this humble E-zine is no exception...

Asking an expert is not always the best way to get the advice you need.
If you ask a turkeyπŸ¦ƒ how it should be stuffed, the turkey would say “With Worms, Bugs, and Seeds.”

One turkey to another, while they're looking at their cellphones. “Do you have any idea why the farmer just unfriended me?”
The other turkey replied, “No, but do you have any idea why I’m suddenly getting hundreds of dinner invitations?”

Did you know that the Pilgrims baked bread with May flour?πŸ˜‰

Friendsgiving is for Palsgrims, and on that note♫
Have a great week everybody!
Take care.
STAY SAFE! 😷
And please be with us next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—lh,jr.

Saturday, November 27, 2021

THE WEEK IN REVIEW: NOVEMBER 21-27, 2021

GET VACCINATED & BEWARE ANY VERSION


NOVEMBER 28 IS THE START OF ADVENT FOR THOSE OBSERVING.
IT IS ALSO BUKOVINA DAY IN ROMANIA.
NOVEMBER 29 IS THE START OF CHANUKAH FOR THOSE OBSERVING.
DECEMBER 1 IS WORLD AIDS' AWARENESS DAY
& ROMANIA'S GREAT UNION DAY.

AM😷NGST EVENTS AROUND THE W🌍RLD THIS PAST WEEK…
*COVID and its variants continue to be a global problem. (There are 5/FIVE separate links in this item.)
*Yet the vaccination battle against it continues. (There are 5/FIVE separate links in this item.)
*But is there yet ANOTHER NEW VARIANT??? And its potential effects upon the world. (There are 4/FOUR separate links in this item.)
*The state of the world, as of November 27, 2021.

THE TERRORIST REPORT...
*The Free Choice E-zine does not support terrorism, no matter what the “cause” or alleged “justification”. Thus we will only be posting news items in this section whenever terrorists are brought to justice.

THE CLIMATE CHANGE CHRONICLES…🌐

😒PASSING PARADE…
*Comedic actor and brother of Dan, Peter Ackroyd (Saturday Night Life, Nothing But Trouble, more) has taken his last bow on life’s stage.
*Musician Billie Hinsche (Dino, Desi and Billie; The Beach Boys) is no longer with us.
*Actor Art LaFleur (The Sandlot, Field of Dreams, more) has taken his last bow on life’s stage.
*Former professional baseball⚾ player Doug Jones is no longer with us.
*Actor Bernard Holley (a long career on British television/stage/screen) has taken his last bow on life’s stage.
*Former professional baseball⚾ player and manager Bill Virdon has passed away.
*Model/actress Mary Collinson is no longer with us.
*Actor Lou Cutell (a very long career) has taken his last bow on life’s stage.
*Famed snowboarderπŸ‚ Marko Grilc has passed away.
*Famed composer Stephen Sondheim (credits too numerous to mention) is no longer with us.

WITHIN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA…
THE BORDER WALL-KIDS-IMMIGRATION ISSUES…
*Former “President” Trump declared a “national emergency” to build his border wall, separating families upon apprehension. President Joseph Biden nullified the emergency, but other matters pertaining to these issues still have to be dealt with.
NOTE: While we are doing our best to provide coverage, the above is a serious, ongoing issue. Especially since no one has yet to fully discuss the health and safety of all the “detainees” as well as the various costs under Donald Trump of separating families and who is truly responsible for the deaths of FOUR “detainees” (known to date), let alone if anyone might actually be making a profit from this situation.
CAPITAL CHAOS: JANUARY 6, 2021>AFTERMATH
POLITICALLY…



SOCIAL (IN)JUSTICE...
*Virginia isn’t the only ones wanting to burn books! (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)


IT’S FACT CHECK TIME!




😷THE US VERSUS COVID-19…
*But is there yet ANOTHER NEW VARIANT??? And its potential effects upon the world. (There are 4/FOUR separate links in this item.)
MEANWHILE, IN CONGRESS…
ELSEWHERE…
πŸ˜€AND FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS…

THE PUZZLE CORNER: NOVEMBER 27, 2021

😎FUN FACT
Carbon nanotubes are 50,000 times thinner than a human hair but 200 times stronger that steel!

FAMOUS FIRSTSπŸ₯‡
For decades the Disney Studios refused to make sequels to their animated movies, but when they finally started doing so, what was the first?

NUMBER PLEASE
Get ready! We ask the question, but the answer is just a number.
What is the combined total of moons Mercury and Venus have?

We’ll reveal all next weekend but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOXπŸ“¦ and discover the results from the November 20, 2021 Puzzle Corner.

TRIVIA TIME
What is Mrs. Dagwood Bumstead’s full maiden name?
Blondie Boopadoop.

THE LETTER SHUFFLE
How many new words can you make out of the letters in THANKSGIVING?
A, aging, ah, akin, an, angst, as, at,
Gag(s), gain(s), giant(s), gas, gat(s) <old 1930's slang for guns>, gig(s), gin(s), gist, git(s) <Hillbilly slang for scram/get>, giving
Hag(s), haggis <a Scottish delicacy>, hang(s), has, hat(s), having, hi <short form of "hello">, hiking, hint(s), hit(s)
I, ink(s), in(s), inn(s), is, it, its
Kin, king(s), kit(s), knight(s), knit(s)
Nag(s), nigh, night(s)
Sag, saint, sank, sat, saving, shag <a type of carpeting>, sight, sighting, sign, signing, sink, sinking, sin, shin, shining, sit, skin, skit, snag, snit, stag, staging, stain, staining, stank, sting, stinging, stink, stinking
Tag(s), tan(s), tank(s), than, thank(s), thin(s), thing(s), think(s), this, tin, vain, vat(s), visit, Viking(s), (AND) vista.
Other words besides the 117 above might be possible. But IV (the medical term) didn’t count because it’s an abbreviation. The Roman numerals II and IV are debatable, but the cuss word for human waste was not listed since this is a family oriented E-zine.

Thursday, November 25, 2021

HAPPY THANKSGIVING 2021

The following is an editorial.

Dear Readers:

Today is the Thanksgiving holiday here in the United States of America, and despite the recent passing of our dear friend Autumn the Puppy, we do have a lot to be thankful for.

I, for one, am thankful to still be alive after my recent heart surgery and bouts of vertigo-dizziness-whatever despite still not knowing their origin/cause at this time.

I am sure there is plenty all of you out there are thankful for too.

Especially the chance to pause and enjoy a good laugh.

And yes, even to this day, turkeys still can NOT fly! πŸ˜‰



Lee Houston, Junior
Editor-in-Chief: The Free Choice E-zine
25 November, 2021

The above was an editorial.

The Free Choice E-zine did not post the scene from WKRP In Cincinnati's classic episode "Turkeys Away!" on You Tube.
We are only sharing it in the holiday spirit.
WKRP In Cincinnati and "Turkeys Away" copyrighted by whoever does hold the rights today.


Sunday, November 21, 2021

SUNDAY FUNNIES: STAYING POSITIVE

Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!
I'm sure everyone has heard by now that we've recently lost Autumn the Puppy. 😒
I tell you, it just doesn't seem real to me.
Surreal maybe. I keep thinking I'm gonna wake up from one of my naps at any moment and thankfully discover this was all nothing more than a bad nightmare.
It seems like just yesterday we worked together on the annual Halloween Sunday Funnies. We even stopped and chatted for awhile afterwards about life, the universe, and everything; including early planning for what would have been our annual Christmas Party in December.
To say that I, like everyone else, miss Autumn is a serious understatement.
Yet I also know that if she was here right now, Autumn would tell me that the show must go on and to

So with that in mind...
A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity really bad. I returned it to the store. They gave me a new one, no charge.

If two people love each other, nothing is impossible... except deciding where to eat sometimes.

Did you know that the man who invented the Ferris Wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round? They traveled in different circles.

Ever notice when Geese fly in a “V” formation,
Another positive postπŸ˜‰

one side is always longer than the other? Scientists determined the reason. There is more birds on one side than the other.
I wonder how much that study cost?

I ticked off my alarm. Now it won’t give me the time of day.

You know how they throw a ball into the crowd after the game?
Thankfully that is not allowed in bowling!🎳

Still being positive.πŸ˜‰

A waiter approached a diner and said, “Your glass is empty. Would you like another?”
The diner replied, “Why would I want two empty glasses?"

And on that note♫, I think it's time to end this post.
Autumn, it was a pleasure working with you and you'll always have a place in my heart.
Everyone else, take care.
STAY SAFE! 😷
And as originally scheduled, our esteemed Editor-In-Chief will be here during the Thanksgiving holiday next weekend with more Sunday Funnies.—PDK.

In memory: Autumn the Puppy, 2009-2021.

Saturday, November 20, 2021

THE WEEK IN REVIEW: NOVEMBER 14-20, 2021

GET VACCINATED & BEWARE ANY VERSION

NOVEMBER 22 IS THE 25TH ANNIVERSARY OF STAR TREK: FIRST CONTACT.
NOVEMBER 24 MARKS THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY OF
INFAMOUS CRIMINAL D. B. COOPER’S DISAPPEARANCE.
NOVEMBER 26 IS THE 35TH ANNIVERSARY
OF STAR TREK 4: THE VOYAGE HOME.

AM😷NGST EVENTS AROUND THE W🌍RLD THIS PAST WEEK…
*COVID and its variants continue to be a global problem. (There are 5/FIVE separate links in this item.)
*Yet the vaccination battle against it continues. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*The state of the world, as of November 20, 2021.
*Alas “civil” war continues in Syria, Somalia, and the Sudan. (There are 3/THREE separate links in this item.)
*Great Britain’s fuel prices will rise, but how’s the supply lines???

THE TERRORIST REPORT…
*The Free Choice E-zine does not support terrorism, no matter what the “cause” or alleged “justification”. Thus we will only be posting news items in this section whenever terrorists are brought to justice.

THE CLIMATE CHANGE CHRONICLES…🌐

😒PASSING PARADE…
*Artist and civil rights activist Jimmie Durham is no longer with us.
*Joe Siracusa, drummer for Spike Jones and His City Slickers, has passed away.
*Actor David Fox (When Night Is Falling, Nothing Sacred, more) has taken his last bow on life’s stage.
*Former professional baseball⚾ player Julio Lugo is no longer with us.
*Rapper Young Dolph (aka Adolph Thornton, Junior) has passed away.

WITHIN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA…
THE BORDER WALL-KIDS-IMMIGRATION ISSUES…
*Former “President” Trump declared a “national emergency” to build his border wall, separating families upon apprehension. President Joseph Biden nullified the emergency, but other matters pertaining to these issues still have to be dealt with.
NOTE: While we are doing our best to provide coverage, the above is a serious, ongoing issue. Especially since no one has yet to fully discuss the health and safety of all the “detainees” as well as the various costs under Donald Trump of separating families and who is truly responsible for the deaths of FOUR “detainees” (known to date), let alone if anyone might actually be making a profit from this situation.
CAPITAL CHAOS: JANUARY 6, 2021>AFTERMATH
*The “shaman” gets three years, but his lawyer has a message for Trump. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*“Get over it!”—Rupert Murdoch to Donald Trump.
POLITICALLY…
*The Infrastructure Bill is officially law, but why are Republicans still arguing over it??? (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*Trump versus Biden continues, even long after the former “President” left office.
SOCIAL (IN)JUSTICE...
*The verdict, and the potential consequences. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
😷THE US VERSUS COVID-19…
*What’s going on in Oklahoma??? (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
IT’S FACT CHECK TIME!
















MEANWHILE, IN CONGRESS…
*Will the “Build Back Better” Bill become law??? (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*What lies ahead for Paul Gosar??? CENSURE! (There are 3/THREE separate links in this item.)
*Will they seek revenge??? (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*Patrick Leahy, G. K. Butterfield, and Jackie Speier are retiring. (There are 3/THREE separate links in this item.)
ELSEWHERE…
*WTF???
*November 25 is Thanksgiving in the United States.
πŸ˜€AND FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS…

THE PUZZLE CORNER: NOVEMBER 20, 2021

😎FUN FACT
If you are considering giving anyone a Barbie Doll for Christmas, remember: her full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts from Willows, Wisconsin; and she was "born" on March 9 (1959!)

TRIVIA TIME⌚
What is Mrs. Dagwood Bumstead’s full maiden name?

THE LETTER SHUFFLE
With the impending holiday, how many new words can you make out of the letters in THANKSGIVING?

We’ll reveal all next weekend but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOXπŸ“¦ and discover the results from the November 13, 2021 Puzzle Corner.

TRIVIA TIME⌚
What series originally opened with Bill Haley and the Comets’ ♫Rock Around The Clock♫ before developing its own theme song?
Happy Days.

COMMON BONDS
The items in each subset below have something in common. Do you know what it is?
01. {James, Bacon} = Kevin.
02. {Susan, Pea} = Black-eyed, a variety of both.

Sunday, November 14, 2021

IN MEMORIUM: AUTUMN "THE PUPPY" 2009-2021

Sorry to disappoint those expecting to see this week's

installment of The Sunday Funnies, especially considering who was scheduled to host today, but unfortunately The Free Choice E-zine Family, as well as her human family in the real world, suffered a great and unexpected loss Friday night (November 12, 2021) when Autumn "The Puppy" crossed the Rainbow🌈 Bridge. 😒

Autumn's earliest photo
Autumn was a purebred Golden Retriever pup who came to live with us on November 6, 2009-a few months after her arrival in the world-and she grew up to be a sweet natured, lovable adult dog, who was gentle to children and other pets. She had a long and mostly healthy life, watching over the house, playing with other dogs and children, fetching sticks and tennis balls. She also loved digging in the backyard, leaving many excavations in her wake, although what—if anything—she was actually looking for remains unknown.
The house cats adored her and she befriended most dogs she met and any that she lived with. She was always well behaved indoors (as long as no food was involved), and would come to you and bark if she needed to go outside. She hated being left behind when the family went somewhere without her and would put up a loud protest, and also never forgot to remind you that it was meal time or when she wanted a treat.
Autumn & Lucky playing tug-tug

While he never appeared here, Autumn was predeceased by her happy-go-lucky adopted older brother, Ranger the Chocolate Lab, who taught her how to be more of a good dog and less of a little rascal. In her senior years, she gained another adopted doggie brother named Lucky, a gangly, large, mixed breed fellow whom she taught house manners and good behavior. From Autumn, Lucky also learned how to have fun like sharing toys or chasing sticks without eating them, when to bark and why, how to mooch treats from humans, and the proper way to play tug. Until Lucky came along, Autumn was always the first one at the door to greet you. As she got older and stiff and sore, she turned that job over to him. She was very gentle with all the house kitties, who she treated as friends and they often smooched her or laid down nearby.

Autumn and Lucky
If Autumn had a final wish, it would be that every unwanted pet in a shelter would find a happy forever home with someone who is patient and kind enough to teach them proper manners and make sure they get their yearly exams and vaccinations. Dogs are pack animals. They need to be with their human families as much as possible. They do age faster than humans though so we will likely outlive them, and as they get older their veterinary health needs are even more important. Autumn lived to be 12 years old, which is an average ultimate age for a large breed dog, and most of her life was very happy and healthy. She is very much missed by all—especially by Lucky—but the family has plans to adopt another dog in time so he can have a new sibling to play with and teach things to.
And so the torch is passed...

Autumn and Ranger
Autumn's first Internet appearance was with Ranger on our companion In My "Spare" Time crafts/hobby blog December 20, 2009, which is still a popular archived post to this day.
Her first official Free Choice appearance was a couple of weeks later on January 3, 2010. That led to a second appearance on January 31, and from there a star was born.

Autumn, the later years

Being young at heart, Autumn kept "The Puppy" moniker long after she grew into adulthood and faithfully served as a great family member, loyal companion, true friend, great dog, and Free Choice E-zine contributor until her recent passing. The Emergency Vet said her heart just gave out, a  natural occurrence for a large dog with cardiac issues. A subject I am quite familiar with.

Autumn's last online appearance was sharing the stage on Halloween with Piper D. Katt, who will continue as a solo act until such time as the Editorial We behind The Free Choice decides how to proceed without our friend.

Like the loss of any dear family member, Autumn's passing has left a void within our collective hearts that can never truly be filled. Yet we take pleasure and comfort in both her memories and the privilege of this wonderful golden retriever being a part of our lives for many years.
Autumn the Puppy: 2009-2021


Lee Houston, Junior
Editor-In-Chief, The Free Choice E-zine

Additional material written by photo supplier Nancy A. Hansen
14 November, 2021

Saturday, November 13, 2021

THE WEEK IN REVIEW: NOVEMBER 7-13, 2021

GET VACCINATED & BEWARE ANY VERSION


NOVEMBER 14 IS WORLD DIABETES AWARENESS DAY.
NINTENDO’S GAME CUBE CELEBRATES ITS 20TH ANNIVERSARY
AND THE WII ITS 15TH THIS YEAR.

AM😷NGST EVENTS AROUND THE W🌍RLD THIS PAST WEEK…
*COVID and its variants continue to be a global problem. (There are 5/FIVE separate links in this item.)
*Yet the vaccination battle against it continues. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*Restrictions and masks do work! (There are 3/THREE separate links in this item.)
*The state of the world, as of November 13, 2021.
*Unfortunately, the return of the bird flu has been confirmed. (There are 3/THREE separate links in this item.)
*November 13 marks the 50th anniversary of the Mariner 9 space probe reaching Mars.

*One enemy the Taliban and the world can agree upon: polio!

THE TERRORIST REPORT…
*The Free Choice E-zine does not support terrorism, no matter what the “cause” or alleged “justification”. Thus we will only be posting news items in this section whenever terrorists are brought to justice.

THE CLIMATE CHANGE CHRONICLES…🌐

😒PASSING PARADE…
*South African politician and 1993 Nobel Peace Prize winner F. W. deKlerk is no longer with us.
*Actor Clifford Rose (Work Is A 4 Letter Word, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, more) has taken his last bow on life’s stage.
*Actor Dean Stockwell (a long career including Anchors Aweigh and Quantum Leap) has taken his last bow on life’s stage.
*Historical author and biographer John Pearson (books on Ian Fleming, royalty, and other subjects) has passed away.
*Singer/songwriter Margo Guryan (♫Sunday Mornin’♫, ♫Take A Picture♫, more) is no longer with us.
*Former professional football🏈 player Roger Zatkoff has passed away.
*The Moody Blues drummer Graeme Edge is no longer with us.
*Actress Winter (A Dolphin’s🐬 Tale) has taken her last bow on life’s stage.
*Actor Gavan O’Herlihy (the missing Chuck Cunningham from Happy Days, Willow, other works) has taken his last bow on life’s stage.
*Actor Jerry Douglas (The Young and the Restless, the original Untouchables, more) has taken his last bow on life’s stage.
*Autumn “the Puppy”, resident Free Choice E-zine comedienne, has crossed the Rainbow Bridge.🌈

WITHIN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA…
CAPITAL CHAOS: JANUARY 6, 2021>AFTERMATH
POLITICALLY…


SOCIAL (IN)JUSTICE
*November 13 marks the 65th anniversary of the Supreme Court ending segregation on public buses.
😷THE US VERSUS COVID-19…

*No masks for school children in Pennsylvania or Florida??? (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
IT’S FACT CHECK TIME!
MEANWHILE, IN CONGRESS…
ELSEWHERE…
*Even if Virginia’s voting districts need to be redrawn, their state Supreme Court questions the choice of “artists”.
*Just what did happen at that Houston concert??? (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
πŸ˜€AND FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS…