|One smart dragon
By now, everyone is out of school for the summer. Even me. I've heard older folks talk about how when they went to school, it started the day after Labor Day, and got out the Friday before what is now Memorial Day.
Of course, there also wasn't as many days off for students and teachers during the school year then as there is now, but with having to make up "snow days" and a minimum amount of time each student has to attend, a school year can now stretch from late August to mid-June in some areas of the world.
So, what does all this have to do with the Sunday Funnies?
Just a long set up for some end of the school year jokes. Ready?
In American History, they claim George Washington once threw a dollar across the Delaware River, but that's impossible, at least nowadays, because money doesn't go as far as it used to.
When does 10 + 7 = 11?
When you add wrong.
What vehicles cross the ocean?
Ships, submarines, aircraft, and Christopher ColumBUS!
|Off for the summer!
Maybe it needs to be promoted to a higher rank?
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity?
Nothing. He was too shocked!
How many letters are actually in the alphabet?
11! T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
There are times when science goes over my head. When the teacher at Dragon School first started trying to explain the center of gravity to me, I was surprised that it wasn't the letter V.
Anyway, it's time for me to fly out of here and enjoy my summer vacation!
Since there is a major holiday coming up, our esteemed (he's steamed because he's stuck working that weekend) Editor-In-Chief will be on hand next weekend, but Autumn the Puppy and I will return soon for more Sunday Funnies!--wd.