Sunday, June 29, 2014

SUNDAY FUNNIES: SCHOOL'S OUT, AND SO ARE THE JOKES!

One smart dragon
Hi everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
By now, everyone is out of school for the summer. Even me. I've heard older folks talk about how when they went to school, it started the day after Labor Day, and got out the Friday before what is now Memorial Day.
Of course, there also wasn't as many days off for students and teachers during the school year then as there is now, but with having to make up "snow days" and a minimum amount of time each student has to attend, a school year can now stretch from late August to mid-June in some areas of the world.
So, what does all this have to do with the Sunday Funnies?
Just a long set up for some end of the school year jokes. Ready?
George Washington

In American History, they claim George Washington once threw a dollar across the Delaware River, but that's impossible, at least nowadays, because money doesn't go as far as it used to.

When does 10 + 7 = 11?
When you add wrong.

What vehicles cross the ocean?
Ships, submarines, aircraft, and Christopher ColumBUS!

Off for the summer!
All generalities are false. Including this one.
Maybe it needs to be promoted to a higher rank?

When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.

What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity?
Nothing. He was too shocked!

How many letters are actually in the alphabet?
11! T-H-E  A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

There are times when science goes over my head. When the teacher at Dragon School first started trying to explain the center of gravity to me, I was surprised that it wasn't the letter V.
Anyway, it's time for me to fly out of here and enjoy my summer vacation!
Since there is a major holiday coming up, our esteemed (he's steamed because he's stuck working that weekend) Editor-In-Chief will be on hand next weekend, but Autumn the Puppy and I will return soon for more Sunday Funnies!--wd.

Saturday, June 28, 2014

THE WEEK IN REVIEW: JUNE 22-28, 2014

TODAY IS ARMED FORCES DAY IN THE UNITED KINGDOM.
JULY 4TH IS INDEPENDENCE DAY FOR THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND THE 75TH ANNIVERSARY OF LOU GHERIG'S RETIREMENT FROM PROFESSIONAL BASEBALL.

AMONGST EVENTS HAPPENING AROUND THE WORLD THIS PAST WEEK...
*The last of Syria's declared (known) chemical weapons have been shipped out of the country for destruction.
*The 2014 FIFA World Cup Soccer/Football Championship enters the second round of play, with the winners to be decided by mid-July.
*Mauritania has reelected President Mohamed Ould Abdel Aziz to a second term in office.
*Striking air traffic controllers in France has resulted in several cancelled European flights.
*South Africa's platinum miners return to work at the end of a 5 month strike.
*China claims to have arrested 300 (alleged) terrorists in the first month of their crackdown on such activity.
*The Pyu ancient cities in Burma have been added to the UNESCO World Heritage Site List, along with Stevns Klint and the Danish section of the Wadden Sea.
*Civil unrest continues in Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Syria, and Somalia.

THE LATEST CONCERNING THE UKRAINE AND RUSSIA...
*Pro-Russian insurgents have agreed to a cease fire with the Ukraine.
*Russian President Valdimir Putin requested Parliament to consider removing the military from protecting pro-Russia supporters in the Ukraine.
*Germany has started easing the restrictions on immigrant Ukrainian Jews into their country.
*Much to Russia's dismay, the European Union has signed pacts with the Ukraine, Georgia, and Moldova.

WITHIN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA...
*Libyan Islamist and suspected terrorist Ahmed Abu Khattala has plead not guilty to all charges as he faces trial for his (alleged) part in the 2012 Benghazi Embassy attack.
*Speaker of the House, Republican John Boehner is (allegedly) considering a lawsuit against President Barack Obama for "abuse of executive privilege", when he bypassed Congress on some matters. If this happens, federal funds will be used to finance the prosecution.
*The United States has added several Lashkar-e-Taiba (LeT) groups to its list of known terrorist organizations.
*Actor Eli Wallach has taken his last bow on the stage of life.

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THE PUZZLE CORNER: JUNE 28, 2014

FUN FACT
The term "blue moon" does not refer to the moon's emotional state, but when there are 2 full moons in one month, the next occurrence of which will be July of 2015!


THE LETTER SHUFFLE
Today, we are going to make some 4 letter words using only the same 3 letters each time, because one letter will get used twice in each answer.
Can you guess what the words are, based upon the clues below?

01. Another possible word for Obi.
02. Food?
03. Persian ruler.
04. Pleasant sounds.
BONUS!
Two 3 letter words can be made with the letters used above.
Do you know what they are?

THE 50/50 CHANCE
This is just like a regular TRIVIA TIME question, except there are only 2 possible answers, hence the even odds of getting it right. Ready?

True or False: There are 7 song titles, one featuring each day of the week (Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday).

We'll reveal all next weekend. But for now, let's open THE ANSWERS BOX

NEXT?
What would be the next correct item in the following sequence?

JP, JC, JL, ____ (next?)

A lot of people guessed IZ, based upon the up and down procession of the last letter in the three given. However, the correct answer is CO, or CO'b, because the items represent previous hosts of The Tonight Show.
Jack Paar, Johnny Carson, Jay Leno, and Conan O'brien.

BEFORE AND AFTER
With two separate items sharing at least one word in common, the more erotic side of a popular medical drama would be
Fifty Shades of Grey's Anatomy.

Sunday, June 22, 2014

SUNDAY FUNNIES: RANDOM THOUGHTS

I think, therefore I am!
Hello Everybody. Autumn the Puppy here.
Well, I'm sitting outside in the shade next to my doghouse, with a nice fresh bowl of water nearby, and I'm just kicking back and relaxing to enjoy this beautiful early summer's day.

So as the sun shines and the birds sing, let's see what crosses my mind...

To be, or not to be. Or maybe it was 3A?

All generalities are false. Including this one.
"Quiet please. I'm thinking!"

No one has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. You can make a very good one if you don't care what others remember. Just ask any Republican currently in office if you don't believe me.

A gossip is a person with a keen sense of rumor.

If a bear answers nature's call in the woods and there's no one around, does it still use the toilet paper from those commercial endorsements?

Even a broken clock is still right twice a day. Unless it's a digital electric.

You would think after all these years of failure, why doesn't Wile E. Coyote either give up on trying to catch the Road Runner, or at least buy equipment from somebody other than the Acme Company?
Art(c)Warner Brothers, meme creator unknown
But you've got to admire that everlasting will to survive and determination to succeed he has!

The beginning is half of every action.

Nothing astonishes humans more than common sense and plain dealing.

Success is trying more often than you fail.


And I have successfully completed another post!
Have a great week everybody, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.--AtP.

Saturday, June 21, 2014

THE WEEK IN REVIEW: JUNE 15-21, 2014

Today is the Summer Solstice and the official start of the summer season.

AMONGST EVENTS HAPPENING AROUND THE WORLD THIS PAST WEEK...
*North Korea is claiming they now have a viable cruise missile.
*An outbreak of Ebola in West Africa has claimed seven confirmed victims.
*Juan Manuel Santos has been reelected President of Columbia.
*Felipe VI is now the King of Spain, replacing his father Juan Carlos I.
*The Audi team of Andre Lotterer, Beniot Treluyer, and Marcel Fassler won the 2014 Le Mans 24 hour auto race.
*Civil unrest continues in Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, and Syria.

FROM THE UKRAINE-RUSSIAN SITUATION...
*Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko says he is working on a peace plan to present to the Russian government, but does not know if they will accept it.
*Gazprom, the Russian gas company, says the Ukraine must now pay before delivery, claiming problems with past debts.

PASSING PARADE...
*Stephanie Louise Kwolek, the inventor of kevlar, has passed away.
*Alas, radio personality and voice artist Casey Kasem has signed off for the final time.
*Gerry Goffin, famous songwriter, has passed away.
*Noted songwriter and musical arranger Johnny Mann is no longer with us.
*Major League Baseball player Tony Gwynn, who spent his entire career with the San Diego Padres (1982-2001) has left us after his battle with cancer.

FROM THE UNITED STATES...
*President Barack Obama wants to expand the Pacific Remote Islands, Marine National Monument.
*Martin Kaymer of Germany won the 2014 U.S. Open of professional golf.
*The San Antonio Spurs beat the Miami Heat to win the 2014 NBA Finals Championship of professional basketball.

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THE PUZZLE CORNER: JUNE 21, 2014

We're introducing "FUN FACT", something a little different to occasionally kick off the Puzzle Corner. While there may not be one every Saturday, they're always something to think about.

FUN FACT: While there are many people in the world the exact same height, (allegedly) there has never been a dating or married couple in history who were the exact same height.

NEXT?
It has been quite a while since this game's been played too.
All you have to do is figure out the next correct item in the sequence.
Ready?

JP, JC, JL, ____ (next?)


BEFORE AND AFTER
Two separate things have at least one word in common, and have been combined to form a new thing.
Based on the clue below, do you know what it is?

The more erotic side of a popular medical drama?


We'll reveal all next weekend. But for now, let's peek inside THE ANSWERS BOX and discover the results of the Puzzle Corner from June 14, 2014.

TRIVIA TIME
How much dirt is in a hole one foot across by seven inches wide and three inches deep?
NONE! Otherwise, it wouldn't be a hole!

AKA (Also Known As)
What is the official name of the closing theme to The Benny Hill Show?
Yakety Sax, as performed by (Homer) "Boots" Randolph. While Thames Television has not allowed any official Benny Hill videos to be posted on YouTube, you can enjoy this 2010 recording of Randolph himself performing the tune. Have fun and we'll see everyone next Saturday for more puzzles!

Monday, June 16, 2014

BOOK REVIEW: THE SURGEON BY TESS GERRITSEN

Okay folks, I have read a lot more books than I have posted reviews for in the past months, so it's time to do something about the backlog...

As a fan of the Rizzoli and Isles television series on TNT, I became curious of their literary origins, and so checked out the first book in their series from my local public library.

The Surgeon by Tess Gerritsen is a complex and intense thriller about a serial killer apparently picking up where he left off after resettling to Boston, especially considering that the only survivor of his previous rampage has relocated there herself.

The book is a real page turner. There were times when I was almost too scared to read any more, yet anxious to find out what happened next. Gerritsen herself has a strong medical background that is well displayed within her writing. I freely admit that there were times when I didn't quite understand all the science, but that did not detract from my overall enjoyment of the novel.

However, while fans of the aforementioned television series might be disappointed that only the Jane Rizzoli character (and some of the supporting cast) is established in this book, they can take heart in the fact that she is accurately portrayed as presented here. It is my understanding that Doctor Maura Isles debuts in The Apprentice, a direct sequel to this novel, which I hope to read and review at a future date.

I do recommend this novel, although I also humbly suggest taking a break and reading something in a different genre to relax and destress with afterwards.

Previously reviewed books, to date:
The Intercept by Dick Wolf
The Lone Ranger: Vendetta by Howard Hopkins
Monster Earth anthology from Mechanoid PRess
Locked Rooms by Laurie R. King
The Shadow Legion: New Roads to Hell by Thomas Deja
The Cuckoo's Calling by Robert Galbraith/J. K. Rowling
Silent Night: A Spenser Holiday Novel by Robert B. Parker with Helen Brann
Fear the Light by William Massa

Sunday, June 15, 2014

SUNDAY FUNNIES: HAPPY FATHERS' DAY (2014)

"Bark! Daddy!"
Hello Everybody, and welcome to a very special edition of the Sunday Funnies, for you have both Autumn the Puppy AND Waxy Dragon together as we celebrate Fathers' Day.


"Hi Dad!"
That's right Autumn. Now, for Mother's Day, we
posted jokes from Phyllis Diller, but unfortunately for today, we could not agree on just one comedian's material, so we're going to feature a bunch of them. Ready?

Romano, circa 2011
"Having children is like living in a frat house. Nobody sleeps, everything is broken, and there's a lot of throwing up."
Ray Romano (Everybody Loves Raymond, Men of a Certain Age)
Foxworthy

"My wife is so analytical with raising kids and I'm not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, then that means they took after her side of the family."
Jeff Foxworthy


Cosby, circa 2010
"Father's Day means pretending the present you love most is soap on a rope."
Russert, circa 2007
Bill Cosby


"The older I get, the smarter my dad seems to get."
Journalist Tim Russert






And remember folks, any man can be a father.
It takes someone special to be a DAD!

Happy Father's Day!
AtP and WD.

Saturday, June 14, 2014

THE WEEK IN REVIEW: JUNE 8-14, 2014

THE 2014 FIFA WORLD CUP COMPETITION IS UNDERWAY IN BRASIL.
SUNDAY IS FATHER'S DAY.

AMONGST EVENTS THAT HAVE HAPPENED AROUND THE WORLD THIS PAST WEEK...
*Reuven Rivlin will be the next President of Israel.
*Kathleen Wynne won reelection as Premier of Ontario, Canada.
*The European Commission has announced a formal investigation of Apple, Starbucks, and Fiat concerning tax arrangements with Ireland, the Netherlands, and Luxumbourg.
*The 2014 French Open of professional tennis ended with Rafael Nadal winning the Men's Singles while Maria Sharapova won the Women's Singles title.
*The Taliban is trying to prevent voters from going to the polls in Afghanistan.
*Civil unrest continues in Yemen, Libya, Pakistan, Iran, Iraq, and Syria.

CONCERNING THE UKRAINE AND RUSSIA...
*Russian President Vladimir Putin's personal envoy Sergei Markov has warned Finland not to join NATO, claiming it would weaken, not strengthen European security.
*The Ukraine says three Russian tanks crossed the border into Eastern Ukraine, but were repelled by the Ukrainian military, who has since recaptured the port of Mariupol.

WITHIN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA...
*Chevrolet has recalled over 500,000 Camaros over concerns that drivers could accidentally turn off the ignition key while driving.
*While pundits and analysts are still debating the long term effects upon the mid-term elections this fall and beyond after Republican House Majority Leader Eric Cantor of Virginia lost the primary to Tea Party Challenger David Brat; Democrats are complaining about nothing getting accomplished in Congress as even more super-pac money is being poured into Republican candidates' ad campaigns.
*Electric car manufacturer Tesla Motors has announced it will allow competitors to use company patents without paying royalities for the good of the industry and the world's ecology.
*Merck and Company has agreed to buy Indenix Pharmaceuticals for $3.85 billion US Dollars, Priceline.com will be purchasing Open Table for $2.6 billion USD, the Amaya Gaming Group will be buying Poker Stars for $4.9 billion USD, while Tyson foods will be purchasing Hillshire Brands for $7.7 billion USD.
*Actress Ruby Dee has taken her final bow from the stage of life.
*Amongst the winners at the 68th annual Tony Awards were All The Way for Best Play with Bryan Cranston as Best Actor and A Gentleman's Guide to Love and Murder winning Best Musical, Best Book, Best Costume Design, and Best Direction of a Musical.
*Nia Sanchez has won the 2014 Miss USA competition, and will go on to represent America in the 2014 Miss Universe pageant later this year.
*The Los Angeles Kings defeated the New York Rangers to win the 2014 Stanley Cup of professional hockey.

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THE PUZZLE CORNER: JUNE 14, 2014

Hey Puzzle Fans! Guess what time it is!

AKA (Also Known As)
Haven't played this one in quite a while, so here we go.
What is the official name of the closing theme to
The Benny Hill Show?

TRIVIA TIME
Here's an oldie but a goodie.
How much dirt is in a hole one foot across by seven inches wide and three inches deep?

We'll reveal all next weekend. But for now, let's peek inside THE ANSWERS BOX and discover the results of the June 7, 2014 Puzzle Corner.

TRIVIA TIME
Who was the last horse to win both the Kentucky Derby and the Preakness Stakes, but failed to win the Belmont Stakes to complete the Triple Crown of professional horse racing?
"I'll Have Another" in 2012.

FAMOUS FIRSTS
Who was the first horse to win the Triple Crown of professional horse racing?
"Sir Barton" in 1919.

Sunday, June 8, 2014

SUNDAY FUNNIES: FOR SALE? (WAXY DRAGON GOES SHOPPING!)

Flying frugally
Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon winging her way to entertain you for a few minutes.

Now, one thing that I find utterly fascinating about people is the ability they have to buy used stuff from each other. This is very practical, and cheap.
After all, why let something that is still good go to waste in some junkyard or landfill when someone else can reuse it?

So let me tell you about my recent shopping trip.

I went to a thrift shop the other day, hoping to find some things to help decorate with my lair with. Didn't buy any clothes. After all, can you imagine a dragon wearing clothes? Maybe a nice hat, or a string of pearls versus a tie, depending upon whether you're a man or a woman, but clothes? How could we flap our wings and fly in such confining things?

SAVE ME!
I did get a nice comfy chair and a few books. Was a bit disappointed that I didn't see any thrifts. Not sure what a thrift is, let alone whether or not I actually want one, but I thought for sure I could at least find out what a thrift was. Oh well, maybe next time.

And before you ask, I know a rummage sale is so named
because that's what you do there: rummage through other people's stuff. I do try to be as neat as possible when I rummage, but I can't help prying into things. A word of advice: if you ever plan to hold a rummage sale, remember to empty ALL the pockets of your old clothing! Some of the things I found there...

I appreciate the spare change and did enjoy blowing up and playing with the balloons I occasionally found in the men's pants. But could someone please explain to me why those balloons have to come in small, square shaped, individual foil packages? Seems like a waste of packing material to me.

Then I went to a yard sale. Was sad to find out that the people holding the sale weren't selling their yard! They wanted to sell the stuff that was on the yard! And that didn't even include the flowers and trees!
What nobody wants to risk

There are a few brown spots in the grass around my place, so I thought a new yard would spruce things up a bit. No such luck.
Oh well...
Maybe next time.

Haven't bothered going to any garage sales, because I'm not in the market for a garage. I don't even own a car! Can you imagine a dragon with a car? It's just like clothes. Why would we want to try to squeeze into something so small, especially when we can fly? I do find it truly amazing how many clowns seem to be able to squeeze into a car when they finally find a parking space at the circus and get out, but that's another story.

And I'm sure you fine folks are already ahead of me and know why I won't go to a flea market either. After all, who wants fleas, new or used?

Anyway, that's it for now. Have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!--wd.

THE WEEK IN REVIEW: JUNE 1-7, 2014

JUNE 6, 2014 MARKED THE 70TH ANNIVERSARY OF D-DAY.
JUNE 8 IS PENTECOST IN CHRISTIANITY.
JUNE 9 MARKS THE 80TH ANNIVERSARY OF DONALD DUCK,
BASED UPON HIS DEBUT IN THE WISE LITTLE HEN FROM 1934.
JUNE 13 IS THE ONLY FRIDAY THE 13TH IN 2014.

AMONGST EVENTS HAPPENING AROUND THE WORLD THIS PAST WEEK...
*Irish authorities are investigating a mass grave discovered behind a children's home in Tuam, Ireland.
*King Juan Carlos 1 of Spain has announced plans to abdicate, with Felipe, Prince of Asturias scheduled to replace him.
*Incumbent President Bashar al-Assad has claimed victory in the 2014 Syrian election.
*China is reportedly "cracking down on dissidents" for the 25th anniversary of the Tiananmen Square massacre.
*The Japanese Parliament is finally taking steps to make possessing child pornography illegal.
*The European Central Bank has cut its deposit and interest rates in an attempt to stimulate the Eurozone economy.
*Telangana has officially become the 29th state of India.
*Civil unrest continues in Iran, Iraq, Pakistan, Afghanistan, and Syria.

FROM THE UKRAINE...
*Ukrainian border patrol guards report they successfully repelled an attack on Luhansk.
*Fighting was reported around Slovianisk, with separatists seizing two Ukrainian military bases.
*Russian President Vladimir Putin and Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko have issued a joint statement calling for an end to the violence.

WITHIN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA...
*The United States government exchanged five Taliban prisoners for the release of Sergeant Bowe Bergdahl, captured in 2009. However some of Bergdahl's former associates now claim he was trying to defect when captured.
*The Environmental Protection Agency has announced new regulations to reduce carbon emissions 30% by 2030.
*"California Chrome" lost the 2014 Belmont Stakes to "Tonalist", thus failing to complete the Triple Crown of professional horse racing.
*Sunday night, June 8th, will see both the 2014 presentation of The Tony Awards as well as the annual Miss USA competition.

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Saturday, June 7, 2014

THE PUZZLE CORNER: JUNE 7, 2014

We waited until now to see how things went, but for better or worse, "California Chrome" failed to win the Belmont Stakes and become the first horse since the answer to last week's TRIVIA TIME question.
But we can still do our Professional Horse Racing themed Puzzle Corner as planned.

TRIVIA TIME
Who was the last horse to win both the Kentucky Derby and the Preakness Stakes, but failed to win the Belmont Stakes to complete the Triple Crown?

FAMOUS FIRSTS
We reveal which horse did it last below, but who was the first horse to complete the Triple Crown?


We'll reveal all next weekend. But for now, let's peek inside THE ANSWERS BOX and discover the results from the May 31, 2014 Puzzle Corner.

COMMON BONDS
01. {Captain Marvel, The Atlanta Braves} Both know a Freddie Freeman.
02. {Luann Degroot, The Arizona Diamondbacks} Both know a Aaron Hill.
03. {Groups 1 and 2} A fictional character and a baseball team know someone who share a name with a baseball player and another fictional character.

TRIVIA TIME
The last horse to win the Triple Crown of professional horse racing was Affirmed in 1978.


Wednesday, June 4, 2014

WINDRIDERS OF EVERICE BY NANCY A. HANSEN NOW AVAILABLE!

Cover art by Jeff Hayes
The Free Choice E-zine contributor Nancy A. Hansen has a new release out from her Pro Se Press imprint: Hansen's Way.

Windriders of Everice features a new cast of characters within another part of the shared realm featured in her previous books Fortune's Pawn, Prophecy's Gambit, Tales of the Vagabond Bards, and The Huntress of Greenwood.

The small, mountainous realm of Everice is crumbling, both physically and financially. Queen Astrea struggles to hold on to her throne in a time when the harvests are lean, the countryside seethes with unrest, and fell creatures are coming through the major pass they must guard. The light of her life is dead, and Astrea's new consort is a bold schemer with plans for radical change. Her eldest child, the crown Princess Neoma, is far more interested in horses and swordplay than politics and intrigue. 

But an almost empty treasury means little coin to spare toward the upkeep of Neoma's dwindling stable. While the stubborn young woman still envisions Everice someday having a mounted contingent, of what practical use are cavalry in such rugged heights? 

Desperate to honor her beloved father's memory, Neoma strikes out on her own to find some way to make their once mutual ambition a reality. She will stop at nothing, including seeking out a heretical monk who collects items of enchantment; though accepting his counsel will force her to choose a path beyond familial honor and duty. Along the way, Neoma finds a brand new purpose in life as the leader of an aerial brigade, and watches her motley group of misfit and outcast youngsters become a fighting force to be reckoned with.

Windriders of Everice is now available in both print and e-book formats from Amazon and Barnes and Noble.

You will believe a horse can fly!

Sunday, June 1, 2014

SUNDAY FUNNIES: PETS AND PEOPLE

Hello Everybody. Autumn the Puppy here, and let's do something we haven't done during a Sunday Funnies installment in quite a while: actually look at the comics!
But while doing so, we'll see how the pets are treated in these June 1, 2014 strips.

We start with a Classic Peanuts installment by the late Charles Schulz. Snoopy is on top of his doghouse sound asleep when it starts raining. He finally manages to wake up Charlie Brown to let him in, and in the last panel, Brown complains about being wide awake and his room smells like a wet dog.
Now, I'm going to assume it was a nice night when Snoopy went to bed, for no responsible pet owner would let a dog sleep out in the rain, and I can't fault Charlie Brown for being asleep when the rain started. As to the rest, why didn't he dry Snoopy off somewhere else?


Meanwhile, the neighborhood kids dressed Farley in some of Elly Patterson's underwear during a classic For Better or For Worse reprint by Lynn Johnston. Farley did keep his cool under pressure, but I could tell he wasn't happy with the situation.

So what is the point of all this?
Folks, fictional or not, animals are living beings too.

We have emotions and needs, and are far more dependent upon others for our care and upkeep; because unlike kids and the elderly, we'll need each other for our entire lives.
With summer coming, make sure your pets are in shade, don't overheat, and have plenty of water.
You take care of us, and we'll give you our love and gratitude for our entire lives.

Please be responsible pet owners, and join us again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.--AtP.