With really nothing else to do on a lazy summer's day, I've been cleaning out my doghouse and dug up some old jokes I've yet to share with everyone, so without further adieu...
How does a suit put his child into bed?
He tux him in.
What is a tree's🌳 favorite drink?
Why did the insomniac man get arrested?
He resisted a rest.
What did the lifeguard say about the swimming pool movie?
It was very shallow in the beginning but got really deep in the end.
Are cats 🐱qualified to discuss the scientific principles of string theory?
What did the cemetery worker say when he dug the wrong plot?
"I made a grave mistake."
Why do eggs come in flimsy Styrofoam packages and batteries come in packages that require a chainsaw to open?
What did the conductor name his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two.
And on that note♫, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.