Surprised to see me? Well, INTERNATIONAL CAT DAY😸 is next week, with INTERNATIONAL DOG DAY later in August (hey, it's alphabetical, not in order of importance 😉) so we needed to change things around a bit. Otherwise Piper D. Katt would be going to the dogs while I hosted CAT DAY, which we didn't think would go over well with too many people.
In any event, let's see what jokes I can dig up for today. Ready?
A horse🐴 walks into a bar.
The bartender shouts, “Hey!”
The horse replies, “You read my mind.”
One of my people had to throw away a brand new box of animal crackers.
It said on the box, “Don’t eat if the seal is broken.”
Sure enough. They discovered that one of the seals inside wasn't in one piece.
What do you call a cow🐮 that didn't jump over the moon?🌕
Normal.
Do Polar Bears keep their money in snow banks?
Fish🐟🐠🐟 allegedly get good grades because they're always in school.
Yet, what about the ones below sea (C) level?
What do you call a walrus in the desert?
Lost.
Penguins🐧🐧 must go to a lot of formal events because they're always wearing tuxedos.
What do snails🐌🐌 say when riding on a turtle's🐢 back?
"WHEE!"
If a frog's🐸 car breaks down in the forest, does it get toad?
Now that I am a bird🐦 watcher, my life is looking up.
So on that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!😷
Have a great week and please be back next weekend when Piper D. Katt celebrates INTERNATIONAL CAT😸 DAY on The Sunday Funnies!—KC.
