Sunday, July 21, 2024

SUNDAY FUNNIES: IT'S SUNDAE! (2024 edition)

Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!

Believe it or not, today is ICE CREAM DAY!🍦🍨
Have you ever had a Sundae on a Sunday?
In any event, it's time to serve up some delicious jokes. Ready?

Do Ice Cream makers learn their craft in Sundae School?

Is it true some people only take up jogging because the ice cream truck doesn't stop for them?

If ice cream is ever banned, you can always have that dumb law declared un-cone-stitutional!

“Hey, Ernie would you like some ice cream?”
“Sure, Bert.”

You'll never see ice cream play tennis because they soft serve.

Did the reporter cover ice cream news because he was hoping for a scoop?

If the ice cream couple had a baby, would that make the father a popsicle?

Should ice cream carry an umbrella with them in case of sprinkles?

If you eat ice cream out of the container, do the calories still count?
After all, since there is no dirty dish, you didn't have an actual serving.
Of course, except for the missing ice cream and the dirty spoon, there's no proof you ate it.😼

Let's hope the ice cream trucks don't break down on rocky roads.
And by the way, they make special varieties that are safe for pets. HINT HINT!😸

So on that note♫ have a great week!
Take care.
STAY SAFE!
And please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!PDK.
 

Saturday, July 20, 2024

THE WEEK IN REVIEW: JULY 14-20, 2024: NEWS HIGHLIGHTS

 
WE NEED MORE
GUN RESPONSIBILITY
NOW! 

ALL INEQUALITY HAS TO STOP!

BAN BOOK BANS AND BURNINGS! 
WEAR YOUR MASK😷 WHEN NECESSARY
& BEWARE ANY VERSION OF

JULY 21 IS THE 70TH ANNIVERSARY OF
THE GENEVA ACCORDS DIVIDING VIETNAM.
JUNE 21 IS BELGIUM'S NATIONAL DAY.
JULY 21 IS THE 55TH ANNIVERSARY OF
NEIL ARMSTRONG & EDWIN ALDRIN JR’S HISTORIC MOON WALK.
JULY 21 IS ALSO ICE CREAM DAY.
JULY 24 IS THE 55TH ANNIVERSARY OF
APOLLO 11 SAFELY RETURNING TO EARTH.
JULY 24 IS PIONEER DAY IN UTAH.
JULY 26 IS LIBERIA’S INDEPENDENCE DAY.
THE SUMMER OLYMPICS START JULY 26.

AMONGST EVENTS AROUND THE W🌍RLD THIS PAST WEEK…
*The COVID state of the world, as of July 20, 2024.

*There are 5/FIVE separate links in the header above.


THE TERRORIST REPORT…

*The Free Choice E-zine does not support terrorism, no matter what the “cause” or alleged “justification”. Thus we will only be posting news items in this section whenever terrorists are brought to justice.

🌐THE CLIMATE CHANGE CHRONICLES…

🌌SPACE NEWS…
*NASA has canceled its water seeking mission, but moon exploration will continue.

😢PASSING PARADE…
*Vietnam's current General Secretary Nguyễn Phú Trọng is no longer with us.
*Congressional Representative Sheila Jackson Lee has passed away while in office.
*Legendary comedian Bob Newhart (too many great credits over a decades long career) has taken his last bow on life’s stage.
*Former professional football🏈 player Abner Haynes is no longer with us.
*Actress Cheng Pei-Pei (Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon;; Mulan, more) has taken her last bow on life’s stage.
*Actress Shannen Doherty (the Beverly Hills 90210 franchise, Charmed, and much more) has taken her last bow on life’s stage.
*Former professional football🏈 player and Super Bowl 47 winner Jacoby Jones has passed away.
*Former professional basketball🏀 player turned coach Joe Bryant is no longer with us.
*Actor James B. Sikking (Doogie Howser, MD.; Hill Street Blues, much more) has taken his last bow on life’s stage.
*Noted Chef Naomi Pomeroy is no longer with us.
*Former professional football🏈 player Vincent Burns has passed away.
*Singer and social activist Bernice Johnson Reagon is no longer with us.
*Former Major League Baseball⚾ player Jerry Walker has passed away.
*Fitness guru Richard Simmons is no longer with us.

WITHIN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA…
POLITICALLY…
🗹ELECTION 2024…
*At the Republican Convention, Candidate Donald Trump accepted the nomination to run for office again and announced Senator JD Vance as his Vice Presidential running mate. (There are 3/THREE separate links in this item.)
*Candidate Trump versus the United Auto Workers. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*Candidate Trump’s position on Taiwan and that country's response. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
THE SUPREME COURT REPORT…
*Except for administrative/clerical functions, the Court is in recess until the first Monday of October.
SOCIAL (IN)JUSTICE…
IT’S FACT CHECK TIME!
😷THE US VERSUS COVID…
*COVID cases are rising again in seven states: California, Arkansas, Florida, Maryland, Nevada, Oregon and Texas.
MEANWHILE, IN CONGRESS…
TRUMP’S TRIAL(S)…
The Classified Documents Trial…
*It comes as no surprise to many, but Trump appointed Judge Aileen Cannon has dismissed ALL charges against the accused under the ruling that Special Counsel Jack Smith was “unlawfully appointed with no authority to bring the case to court”.
ELSEWHERE…
*Caitlin Clark of the WNBA🏀 has set a new milestone.
*The American League defeated the National League 5-3 in the 2024 All Star Game of Major League Baseball⚾, with the Boston Red Sox’s Jarren Duran named MVP.
😀AND FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS…

THE PUZZLE CORNER: JULY 20, 2024

 😎FUN FACT
The existence of a wild dog-fox hybrid was confirmed in Brazil 2023.

HUH? (misquotes)
The misquote is below. All you have to do is give us the correct quote and source. Ready?
♫Wrapped up like a deuce, another rumor in the night.♫

TRIVIA TIME
Besides being unwanted emails, what else does Spam mean?

We’ll reveal all next weekend but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX and discover the results from the July 13, 2024 Puzzle Corner.
WHAT’S THAT SONG?
Words from a tune of the past are below. All you have to do is give us the song title. Ready?
♫But while they’re busy kissing him well I’m just kissing dirt.♫
“The Unknown Stuntman”, theme song to The Fall Guy television series. Sung by Lee Majors, the line is the third verse, heard during the pilot and the official soundtrack recording.

FAMOUS FIRSTS🥇
Who was the first actor or actress to ever appear on the cover of Time magazine?
Charlie Chaplin, on the July 6, 1925 issue.

Sunday, July 14, 2024

SUNDAY FUNNIES: WEEKEND PUPDATE

 HEY FOLKS! WE'RE TRYING SOMETHING DIFFERENT TODAY. HOPE YOU LIKE IT.

And now it's time for Weekend Pupdate with your host, Koda Canine.

Hello Everybody.
Please do not attempt to adjust your computer, I AM a talking dog.
And now, the lighter side of the news.

The Swedish rock group ABBA has gotten back together to join entertainer Elvis Costello on a new tour, but the two acts haven't decided yet who the opener will be.
More on this story when ABBA and Costello decide who's on first.

After being intensely grilled by authorities for over two hours, the chicken🐔 still wouldn't say why it crossed the road.

Scientist recently placed a ten piece set of plastic containers in a sealed chamber. When they opened it a month later, the chamber had 24 lids that did not match any of the remaining six containers.

Because it's been around since the 1990s, the Internet is no longer considered a passing fad.

And now, a brief paws for this commercial message.
Parachute🪂 for sale. Only used once. Never opened.
Call 555-SPLAT for more details.

A local parsley farmer lost his lawsuit against the Internal Revenue Service and is now having his wages garnished until the back taxes are paid.

The developer of the concept of Wind Chill recently passed away.
He was 82 but swore he felt like 64.

The word Queue has been declared ironic. After all, it's just a Q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line. 

AND HERE'S THE SPORTS SCORES.
4-3, 2-5, and 7-9. In the games just getting underway, it's 0-0.

IN WEATHER...
Rooms without air conditioning are hot.

AND FINALLY...
Cereal spokesman Count Chocula, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and the Teddy Grahams Spokes Bear have decided to join their local volunteer fire department to help out their community.
S'more to come.

So on that note♫, have a great week.
Take care.
STAY SAFE!
And please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!KC.

Saturday, July 13, 2024

THE WEEK IN REVIEW: JULY 7-13, 2024: NEWS HIGHLIGHTS

 BREAKING NEWS!
(Happened after initial posting.)

While the former President suffered minor injury, one spectator was killed and two more injured.
(Each highlighted line was an active link at the time of updating.)

AND NOW BACK TO THE WEEK IN REVIEW AS ORIGINALLY POSTED JULY 13.

WE NEED
MORE GUN
RESPONSIBILITY

ALL INEQUALITY HAS TO STOP!

BAN BOOK BANS AND BURNINGS! 
WEAR YOUR MASK😷 WHEN NECESSARY
& BEWARE ANY VERSION OF

JULY 14 IS BASTILLE DAY IN FRANCE.
JULY 16 IS THE 55TH ANNIVERSARY OF
THE HISTORIC LAUNCH OF APOLLO 11.
JULY 16 IS THE 20TH ANNIVERSARY OF STARGATE: ATLANTIS.
JULY 17 IS SOUTH KOREA’S CONSTITUTION DAY & WORLD EMOJI DAY.😎
JULY 17 IS THE 45TH ANNIVERSARY OF
APOLLO & SOYUZ SPACE CAPSULES DOCKING TOGETHER.
(They would separate 2 days later.)
JULY 20 IS THE 55TH ANNIVERSARY OF
APOLLO 11 CAPSULE LANDING ON THE MOON.
JULY 21 IS THE 55TH ANNIVERSARY OF ASTRONAUTS
NEIL ARMSTRONG & EDWIN ALDRIN, JUNIOR
WALKING ON THE LUNAR SURFACE.
JULY 21 IS THE 70TH ANNIVERSARY OF
THE GENEVA ACCORDS DIVIDING VIETNAM.

AMONGST EVENTS AROUND THE W🌏RLD THIS PAST WEEK…
*The COVID state of the world, as of July 13, 2024.

🌍NATO NEWS…
*NATO held its annual summit in the United States and helped the Ukraine. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)

*There are 5/FIVE separate links in the header above.

THE TERRORIST REPORT…
*The Free Choice E-zine does not support terrorism, no matter what the “cause” or alleged “justification”. Thus we will only be posting news items in this section whenever terrorists are brought to justice.

🌐THE CLIMATE CHANGE CHRONICLES…

🌌SPACE NEWS…
*July 16 marks the 55th anniversary of the start of the historic Apollo 11 mission that eventually landed astronauts Neil Armstrong and Edwin Aldrin, Junior on the moon.

😢PASSING PARADE…
*Astronaut John Engle is no longer with us.
*Actress Shelley Duvall (The Shining, Popeye, much more) has taken her last bow on life’s stage.
*Mary Martin the talent scout is no longer with us.
*Actress-producer Judy Belushi-Pisano (The Blues Brothers, Animal House, widow of John Belushi) has taken her last bow on life’s stage.
*Biochemist Bengt Samuelsson (1982 Nobel Prize winner in Physiology/Medicine) is no longer with us.
*Child star Benji Gregory (ALF and other television shows) has taken his last bow on life’s stage. (His passing was just recently made public.)
*Noted therapist Dr. Ruth Westheimer is no longer with us.
*Joe Bonsall of The Oak Ridge Boys has passed away.
*Artist Bill Viola, "The Rembrandt of the Video Age", is no longer with us.

WITHIN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA…
POLITICALLY…
*July 19 is the 40th anniversary of Geraldine Ferraro becoming the first female Vice Presidential candidate. She and Walter Mondale would lose to Ronald Reagan and George H. W. Bush that November.
🗹ELECTION 2024…
*“I’m not dropping out of the race.”—President Biden to fellow Democrats.
THE SUPREME COURT REPORT…
*Petitions are being circulated in hopes of having Justices Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito impeached. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*Except for administrative functions, the Court is in recess until the first Monday of October.
SOCIAL (IN)JUSTICE…
*The hotel wouldn’t consider hiring an African American, but they did call him for an interview thinking he was Caucasian???
IT’S FACT CHECK TIME!
MEANWHILE, IN CONGRESS…
TRUMP’S TRIAL(S)…
The Classified Documents Trial…
New York’s ‘Hush Money’ Trial…
ELSEWHERE…
*A Judge has declared no bankruptcy for Rudy Giuliani, who now must pay off his creditors and law suits.
*While another Boeing plane lost a wheel, the company has entered a plea deal to avoid trial over past crashes. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*Speculation: The future of education???
😀AND FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS…

THE PUZZLE CORNER: JULY 13, 2024

 😎FUN FACT
The top three newspaper enigmas, in order are: the crossword puzzle, the Jumble and Sudoku.

WHAT’S THAT SONG?
Words from a tune of the past are below. All you have to do is give us the song title. Ready?
♫But while they’re busy kissing him well I’m just kissing dirt.♫

FAMOUS FIRSTS
Who was the first actor or actress to ever appear on the cover of Time magazine?

We’ll reveal all next weekend but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX📦 and discover the results from the July 6, 2024 Puzzle Corner.

THE LETTER SHUFFLE
Considering how many countries are celebrating it this summer, how many new words can you spell out of the letters in INDEPENDENCE?
Cede
Deed, deep, den, depend, dice, diced, die, died, dine, dined
End, ended
I, ice, in, inn
Nee, need, needed, nice, niece
Pen, pend, pin, pine, pined
More than the 27 listed above might be possible.

REBUS
Something familiar is represented in the image below. Do you know what it is?
Noon Good = Good Afternoon

Sunday, July 7, 2024

SUNDAY FUNNIES: IT IS SO HOT...

 Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!
I don't know about things where you are, but it is so hot here, my people are putting ice cubes🧊🧊 in their waterbed!
This is one feline who is staying inside her people's house today to maintain her cool cat reputation, figuratively and literally!

Anyway, to continue this week's theme: IT IS SO HOT...

Eskimos are installing air conditioning units in their igloos!

I hear some people have cranked up the setting on their ACs to “Bankruptcy.”

Birds are moving in with the worms to stay cool.

The garlic🧄 in the garden took off its cloves.

Cows🐄🐮 are giving evaporated milk.

Chickens🐔🐔 are laying hard-boiled eggs.🥚🥚

Like my new lawn?
Polar bears and all the other Arctic animals are wearing sunscreen.

Bread🍞 is already toasted when you take it out of the wrapper!

Squirrels are picking nuts up off the ground with pot holders.

Alexa asked for a drink of water!

Optimus Prime turned into an air conditioner.

The current reading on the thermometer🌡 is "Don't ask."

The corn popped🍿 while still on the cob.

We stopped telling "It is so hot..." jokes!
So on that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!PDK.

Saturday, July 6, 2024

THE WEEK IN REVIEW: JUNE 30-JULY 6, 2024: NEWS HIGHLIGHTS


 
BEWARE
HURRICANE



WE NEED MORE
GUN RESPONSIBILITY
NOW! 

ALL INEQUALITY HAS TO STOP!

BAN BOOK BANS AND BURNINGS! 
WEAR YOUR MASK😷 WHEN NECESSARY
& BEWARE ANY VERSION OF

JULY 6 IS MALAWI’S INDEPENDENCE DAY.
JULY 7 IS WORLD CHOCOLATE🍫 DAY.
JULY 9 IS INDEPENDENCE DAY FOR ARGENTINA & SOUTH SUDAN.
JULY 10 IS THE BAHAMAS’ INDEPENDENCE DAY.

AMONGST EVENTS AROUND THE W🌍RLD THIS PAST WEEK…
*The COVID state of the world, as of July 6, 2024.

*There are 5/FIVE separate links in the header above.
*Yet Hamas wants to discuss the US created hostage release and peace proposals. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)


THE TERRORIST REPORT…
*The Free Choice E-zine does not support terrorism, no matter what the “cause” or alleged “justification”. Thus we will only be posting news items in this section whenever terrorists are brought to justice.

🌐THE CLIMATE CHANGE CHRONICLES…

😢PASSING PARADE…
*The innocent lives lost to war.
*Famous baseball⚾ player and 1967 World Series winner Orlando Cepeda has passed away.
*Record producer Peter Collins (Bon Jovi, Rush, Alice Cooper and many more) is no longer with us.
*Oscar winning (China Town) screenwriter, producer, director and actor Robert Towne (numerous credits over a decades long career) has passed away.
*Guitarist Tom Fowler (worked most notably with his brothers, along with Ray Charles and Frank Zappa) is no longer with us.
*Film producer Jon Landau (Titanic, Avatar, more) has passed away.
*Minnesota Vikings rookie Khyree Jackson, along with Isaiah Hazel and Anthony Lytton Junior, are no longer with us.

WITHIN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA…
POLITICALLY…
🗹ELECTION 2024…
THE SUPREME COURT REPORT…
*Opinions: How President Biden could react to the Court's Immunity Ruling. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
IT’S FACT CHECK TIME!
*On the issues of Insulin and the Popular Vote from last week’s debate. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
😷THE US VERSUS COVID…
MEANWHILE, IN CONGRESS…
*Congress is in recess until July 8 for the Independence Day holiday.
TRUMP’S TRIAL(S)…
The Classified Documents Trial…
New York’s ‘Hush Money’ Trial…
ELSEWHERE…
*Rudy Giuliani has been disbarred in New York for his part in trying to overthrow the 2020 Presidential election.
😀AND FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS…


THE FREE CHOICE E-ZINE WOULD LIKE TO THANK ITS LOYAL READERSHIP (AND THEIR BOTS?) FOR GRANTING US 25,249 PAGE VIEWS😐 IN JUNE 2024.