Not much of a day in my neighborhood weather wise, so I'm staying in where it's nice, warm and dry. 😎
Truthfully, it's just a BLAH Day and I’m feeling super lazy today.
That is like normal lazy, but with a cape.
But the jokes are seriously piling up around the corner where I keep my doggie bed, also known as the living room couch, so I'm just going to start telling some of these as yet unused gems and see which ones shine brightly and which ones turn out to be only zircon. Ready?
I got up at 5AM, ran 16 miles and did 100 sit ups before doing 50 push ups. Then I fixed myself a vegetable smoothie for breakfast. Thankfully I don’t remember the rest of that nightmare.
Now read that backwards and it will still make sense.
Good bakers use real butter, so there is no margarine for error.
I wonder how many calories are burned by jumping to conclusions?
She was always smiling from the way he made her feel.
He was hot, dark, and steamy.
He made her life have meaning.
She couldn’t live without him and she didn’t want to.
Then again, I always thought her relationship with that Mister Coffee machine was odd.😉
STEAM PUNK is what happened when GOTH discovered the color brown.
Now don’t forget to drink a lot of water and get some sun.🌞
Humans are basically house plants with complicated emotions.
So on that note♫ take care.
Have a good week.
And please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.