Sunday, June 14, 2009

THE SUNDAY FUNNIES: JUNE 14, 2009

Hello Everybody! Ms. Waxy Dragon here!
In today's installment of Pearls Before Swine, Stepahn Pastis did a wonderful pun today based upon the results of a watermelon seed contest.
I just thought I'd share some other puns with you.

Without geometry, life is pointless.

A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

You're stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

That's it for this week folks! See you next weekend for more SUNDAY FUNNIES!
And don't forget: Sunday, August 2nd is the first (Inter)National "Don't Worry" Day!
Be there or be square! wd. >^;^<

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