With nothing of any significance to say, I'm turning this weekend's post over to our resident comedienne. You have been warned.--lhjr.
Hello Everybody. Ms. Waxy Dragon here. Now despite the fact that I'm just a 3 year old baby dragon (although some people claim that I am just one amongst many avatars of an avid Internet surfer, and wherever they got that idea from they're all wet!) I do know the difference between up and down, as well as all the other directions. Sure comes in handy when you're flying.
Maybe it's because of my age or the fact that I'm a baby dragon while most of you are human beings. You are human beings, right? If you're too busy being human right now you can come back later and finish reading this.
But any way you look at it, I know I still have a lot to learn in life.
Like for example, how can a Number 2 pencil be the most popular? Did the Number 1 pencil flunk a steroid test or something?
And if a person has kleptomania, should they take something for it? It kind of defeats the purpose if they do, doesn't it?
Now there is still some debate as to whether or not red meat is bad for you. But even I know that fuzzy green meat that has been sitting around too long is bad for you! It's spoiled! GET RID OF IT!
Everyone says not to sweat the petty things in life. Well I can assure you of one thing right now. You definitely do not want to pet the sweaty things in life either! *PU!*
And did you know that a lot of the money used in the global economy is tainted?
It 'taint yours and it 'taint mine!
Well, that's it for this week's Sunday Funnies! See you next weekend!
And don't forget that August 2nd is the First Annual (Inter)National "Don't Worry!" Day!
Take care everyone, and have a great week!--wd