Today is National Dog Day and I've got to tell you folks, I LOVE BEING A DOG!
Granted, it's not like I had a whole lot of choices coming into this life, but what good would complaining accomplish anyway?
Besides, it's great being a dog!
*No one expects me to take a bath every day.
*I never have to pay for my meals or anything else I need or want.
*When the weather's bad, I can lie around the house all day without anyone complaining about me being lazy.
*Whatever itches I can scratch, no matter where it is on my body; and no one ever complains about me scratching some of my more private places in public.
*I always have a fur coat on and people never complain about me being "politically incorrect".
*No one ever tells me to wipe my nose when it's wet.
*No matter where I live, I technically own the place, yet I never have to worry about any rent, mortgage, or property taxes.
*I love it when people come over. That means more petting and the possibility of more food getting dropped on the floor when everyone eats.
*I can drink out of the toilet, as long as no one's looking and the bowl water is clean.
Yep, it's a dog's life, and I'm enjoying it to the fullest!
So don't bark about what you don't have folks, appreciate and enjoy what you do have!
We'll, that's it for now. Have a great week everybody and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!-AtP.