Sunday, August 19, 2012


I am girl, hear me roar!
Hello Everybody. Ms. Waxy Dragon here.
Now, I've talked plenty of times in the past about how it is for me to be a dragon, but there's one subject I haven't talked about before.
What it's like being a GIRL!
Now I'm just a young girl at the moment, but someday (century?) I will be a full adult woman dragon, so I've seen and heard all kinds of things the older female dragons have to deal with, as well as the women of other species.
So from this unique point of view, let's talk.
For example, there's some things women know that guys don't.

Women can read a cat's facial expressions, especially us female dragons, because felines are some of our best buddies.
Believe it or not, there is a LOT more on a cat's mind besides eating and sleeping, but I promised my furry friends not to betray any confidences. I can tell you that the cats are not planning to take over the world.

Us ladies can travel without trying to beat our best time doing so.
Believe it or not, we are willing to stop and smell the roses instead of zooming right past them like we're in the middle of a race.
And if we get lost, females are willing to stop and ask for directions!

We know our colors!
Believe it or not guys, there IS a difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and egg shell!

Scales can be inaccurate!
I'm not talking about my body scales, but those devices that proclaim how much they think you weigh.
I have never gotten two scales to agree on my weight in the same day.
As long as I'm healthy, does it truly matter whether I'm a couple of pounds over or under what someone else thinks my "ideal" weight is?

Which brings this post to the topic of self image.
Girls, no matter what your age, there will always be someone somewhere with an opinion about what you do look like versus what you "should" look like.
Health issues are one thing, and you should always listen to your doctor, but NEVER decide on something just because it's "in fashion", it's "hot", or someone says they'll like you better if you do.


Someday I'll be a lady dragon, but in all honesty, I'm in no rush to grow up. I'm having too much fun being me as it is. I hope you are enjoying being you too.

Well, I have to fly off now. Take care everyone and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!-wd.

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