Sunday, December 11, 2016


A Smart (Alecky) Dragon
Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
Believe it or not, I get fan mail here at The Free Choice E-zine, and not just from some flounders either.
(And if you get that Rocky and Bullwinkle reference, congratulations!)

Anyway, I'll let you ask your questions, and I'll answer them in italics.

If I'm cold in a room, what should I do?
Just stand in a corner. They're usually around 90 degrees.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?
If they're still working, a waist of time.

Hey Waxy. I was just reading about 2 guys who stole a calendar. Were they ever caught?
Yes, and the judge gave them each 6 months.

Why do bicycles have kickstands?
Because they can't stand on their own, they're two tired.

What's blue, but smells like red paint?
Blue paint.

Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?
To show off. If it tried to stand on no legs, it would fall.

What's grey and can't fly?
Besides parking lots and mice? My cousin Eugene. He's just a hatching.

Hey, I said I got letters.
I never said they were INTELLIGENT letters!
And on that note♫, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.

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