Sunday, August 19, 2018

SUNDAY FUNNIES: ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?

Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!

Now don't get me wrong. As much as I love being on summer vacation, I do enjoy Dragon School and look forward to the new school year starting this fall.

After all, I've been flying around observing this and seeing that (sometimes with actual permission!) that I've got a whole long list of questions to ask my teacher when I see her again.
I've been collecting my thoughts and almost have a whole set.
Like...

Do GOOGLE self driving cars run on search engines?

Why do people socks only come in pairs?
Maybe they should make 3 socks in a set, so you have one to replace the one you will eventually lose somewhere between the washer and the dryer.

Don't you think it's about time they made a movie about the history of clocks?

If a prisoner takes his own mug shot, is that a CELLfie?

Was Sir Lancelot of King Arthur's Round Table a pimple popping dermatologist in his spare time?

What exactly are petrified forests afraid of?

I know New York was once called New Amsterdam, but what was wrong with the old Amsterdam?

And perhaps, the ULTIMATE QUESTION of all...
Why does my teacher always seem to get a headache whenever I ask questions like these in class?

And before I run out of space for this weekend, a tip of the wing to the classic routines of Pinky and the Brain for inspiring the title of this post!
Have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.

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