Sunday, January 29, 2023

SUNDAY FUNNIES: CANINE COMEDY

Hello Everybody! Koda Canine here!
Not much of a day outside weather wise where I'm at.
Hope you either have it better than I do or are somewhere nice, warm and safe as well.
For me, can't get more comfy than within the arms of one of my peoples, but that's besides the point.
Let's talk about my favorite subject: ME.

I'm a mixed breed, which just means there's more of me to love than you first thought. 😉
My favorite musical act is THREE DOG NIGHT. ♫Howl does your light shine, in the halls of Shambala?♫
And after eating, sleeping and cuddling with my people, my favorite thing to do is tell jokes.
Want to hear some? Well, you've come to the right place.

If pizzas are made round and cut into triangles🍕 to eat, why do they come in square boxes?

What does a subatomic duck🦆 say?
Quark!

Knowledge is knowing that tomatoes🍅🍅 are a fruit and not a vegetable.
Wisdom is knowing not to put tomatoes in a fruit salad.

Is Shredded Cheese the key to Grateness?

If your boomerang doesn't come back, did you treat it right?

Where would you find an elephant?🐘
Wherever you lost it.

If a pickle🥒 falls on the floor, you just have to dill with it.

So on that note♫, have a great week!
Take care.
STAY SAFE! 😷
And please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!KC, still looking for the Sunshine🌞, band or otherwise. 😉

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