Hello Everybody! Koda Canine here!
Did you know today is World Laughter Day? 😁
Neither did I, but considering current events and recent history, we could all use a good laugh.
So I'm just going to do what I always do here and tell some jokes and hope you enjoy them.
When humans say their coffee is "fresh ground", I hope they don't mean dirt.
If there are jellyfish in the ocean, how come there are no peanut butter fish?
Come to think of it, there are catfish who look nothing like felines but there are absolutely no dog fish that I know of!
The Knight tried googling "Missing Medieval Servant".
His search result was "Page Not Found".
If you don't pay your ride driver at the end of the trip, it's not fare to them.
Don't spell part backwards because it's a trap.
As a dog I can tell you from practical experience that if you ever find yourself eating a calendar, Sundaes are the best. 😉
Hey, don't look at me like that.
It was a long day. I was bored and the darn thing was just laying there on the coffee table. Okay?
If this week was next week last week, then what time is it right now?
Did you hear the one about the cowboy🤠 who named his horse🐎 Mayo?
Every time the cowboy asked it a question, Mayo Neighs.
If you throw caution to the wind, be sure to wear goggles.
And on that note♫, have a great week.
STAY SAFE! 😷
And please be here next weekend when I team up with Piper D. Katt for our annual Mothers' Day Salute on the Sunday Funnies!—KC.