Today you have both Piper D. Katt AND Koda Canine here as we celebrate MOTHER'S DAY!
That's right Koda. Motherhood has been called many things, a lot of which we can actually repeat in a family based forum.😼 Mothers do so much for us that it's a shame there is only one over commercialized day set aside to honor them.
Well, we're wasting time so what do you say we get right to it?
What did the mother bee ask the cranky baby bee to do?
What did the baby porcupine ask the cactus?🌵
Are you my mother?
Why is a computer💻 so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard.
What did the mother broom🧹 say to the baby broom?
It’s time to go to sweep!
What did the momma horse🐎 say to her foal at night?
Its pasture your bedtime.
What kind of candy do moms love for Mother’s Day?
A mother is trying to get her son to eat carrots.🥕🥕🥕
“Carrots are good for your eyes,” she says.
“How do you know?” the son asks.
The mother replies, “Have you ever seen a rabbit🐰 wearing glasses?”
Daughter: "Mum, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Mum: "I don’t know dear. You’d have to ask Grandma."😉
Why don’t they have Mother’s Day sales?
Because Mothers are priceless.
And on that note♫ have a great week.
STAY SAFE! 😷
And one of us will be back next time with more Sunday Funnies!—PDK and KC.