Sunday, July 23, 2023

SUNDAY FUNNIES: NATURAL HUMOR

 Hello Everybody! Koda Canine here!

Some people are overawed by nature.
Others go out of their way to help preserve and take care of the outside world because otherwise, there might not be a habitable planet left for future generations.
Me? I love nature as much as the next dog.
The chance to go for walks. Stop and smell stuff.
You get the idea.
But for those of you out there who don't think twice about Nature, just be careful.
You know how Mothers can get when you hurt their children.

Understanding intimidation is when you hear a lone mosquito in a dark room.

Some people think grass don’t get wet in the morning, but it dew.

If it's hot outside, then it's Summer, not "Unsticking Yourself From Plastic Chairs" season.

A man who lived in the city his entire life finally took a trip to the country.
He was shown cows🐄🐮 and wondered "Do we get chocolate milk from the brown ones?"

What did the big flower say to the little flower?
"Hey there, bud."

I once saw a bee hive without an exit.
Yeah, I know. How un-bee-leave-able.

A parent was explaining to their child “Sharks🦈🦈 like chewing on undersea internet cables, so everyone wraps them with Kevlar!!”
The kid thought about it for a moment and asked, “How do you wrap sharks with Kevlar?”

I personally will never understand humans.
You say you love the rain but you open your umbrella.☔
You say you love the sun but you find a shadowy spot.
You say you love the wind but you close the windows.
Me? I take it as it comes because I don't have a choice in the matter but you do.
I really hate to tell you folks this but Climate Change is real!
It's weather or not you can live with the consequences of your actions that will decide the future.
What happens next is on your paws.

So on that note♫ take care.
STAY SAFE! 😷
Try to have a great week and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!KC.


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