Sunday, July 2, 2023


 Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!
Since the Fourth of July holiday is on a Tuesday this year, we're maintaining our regular rotation here at The Sunday Funnies so you folks don't have to worry about our esteemed Editor-In-Chief trying to tell jokes again until the Labor Day weekend.😼
I don't know about where you are right now but it's raining like crazy outside my window at the moment.
Supposed to be like this off and on through the holiday and then warm up until the next rain arrives this upcoming weekend.
I'm not about to get on my Litter Box about Climate Change, but did you folks do something else to upset whoever is in charge of the weather?
The rain was so noisy I couldn’t sleep last night and had trouble waking up this morning.
Of course, that's no different for me than any other day of the week. 😼
Weekends are just made for doing things, even if it is nothing.

Yet there's one question on my mind that I have to ask.
What is it about Coffee that you humans like?

I will admit that the raw beans smell nice, even after my folks put them through the grinder.
Yet they add water and suddenly it's a whole new concoction that I did manage to get a sip of once and couldn't stand!
No wonder you folks add a lot of extra stuff like cream and sugar to it.
Then again, in my humble opinion you're wasting the cream!
Giving it or the milk you use to your friendly neighborhood feline is much better.
Trust me on that.
I'm a cat.

What's a professional coffee maker's favorite exercise?
The French press.

If coffee were to blab all your secrets, does that mean it spills the beans?

Is coffee the reason kangaroos🦘🦘 and frogs🐸🐸 are always jumpy?
Maybe they should switch to decaf.
Then again, from what I hear, decaf coffee is like turkey bacon.
Remember, you get what you pay for!

Do you consider drinking coffee part of your daily grind?
Even the Beatles got into the act with ♫Latte Be♫.

So on that note♫, take care.
If you're going to celebrate the 4th of July Tuesday, please do so responsibily.
Otherwise, have a great week and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!PDK.

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