Hello Everybody! Koda Canine here!
Yes, I'm sitting on my people's couch right now but it doesn't matter. They're not home at the moment and this coming Saturday, August 26 is DOG DAY! 😀
August 26 is also Women's Equality Day, a very important event that is no joking matter, so I'm just concentrating on the canine comedy.
There's no point in celebrating the day after on the next Sunday Funnies, so let's party with some great Dog facts and jokes. Ready?
Dogs run in circles because it's hard to run in squares.
Now if I ever get to a park, maybe I can prove that theory wrong but moving on...
Why are dogs like phones?
Because they have collar IDs!
Of course, the best phone users used to be the Dial-mations, but when was the last time a phone actually had a rotary dial?☎
Is a fake dog a sham poodle?
Because of our unique sense of smell, dogs have solved plenty of crimes for you humans, with the greatest among us being Sherlock Bones.🔍
Of course vampires🧛🧛 prefer to have bloodhounds, but anyway...
Dogs love pizza.🍕 Especially pupperoni! 😉
Of course for dessert we want pupcakes.🧁🧁
Would you believe the dog on the right was actually the runt of the litter?
Scientists love Labrador Retrievers, but most people are curious where the name came from.
If you want to see for yourself, find a Labrador and your dog will retrieve it!
Dogs are musically inclined. We'll bark out a tune any time and some are great at playing the trombone.
We know how to properly adjust the subwoofers on your stereo.
Our favorite album may be Bark Side of the Moon but we all love Three Dog Night!
|This post is dog gone funny!
Some dogs also like to read and love sinking their teeth into a good book.
There's Vanity Fur and the works of William Shakespaw. Jurassic Bark wasn't bad, but why Godzilla instead of Dogzilla?
How many hairs are in a dog's tail?
NONE! They all grow on the outside of the tail.
⌚Watch dogs are always aware of the time, but please treat them if they have ticks.
Unfortunately most dogs aren't great dancers because we have two left feet, but some dogs are great at sports.
Besides chasing frisbees and playing fetch, some are boxers.
But please don't do the fake throw routine to attempt fooling your beloved pet.
It just confuses them and doesn't put you in a good light.
OOPS! My people are back! Time to get off the couch and end my hosting turn for now.
STAY SAFE! 😷
Have a great week. Don't forget to celebrate Dog Day this Saturday and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—KC.