Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!
Despite having my own purrsonal fur coat, it's much too cold for me to go outside right now even if I was an outdoor cat.
Which makes me glad I'm an indoor feline!
In any event that just means I've got more time to kick back, relax, and tell more jokes about my favorite subject.
Meow.😸
Ready?
What is a cat's favorite exercise?
Puss ups, provided you can get a cat to exercise in the first place. 😼
What did the Shakespearian cat say?
Ta-bby or not ta-bby
His daughter came running toward him screaming "Daddy! There's a black cat outside!"
"So?" asked the father.
"Don't they bring bad luck?" the girl asked.
"That's just a myth."
"Well, you're going to have to find something else to barbeque because your steak's mything with the cat."
Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
What is a cat's favorite song?
Three Blind Mice.
What is a cat's way of keeping law & order?
Claw Enforcement.
What is the name of the unauthorized cat biography?
Hiss and Tell.
What do you call the cat burglar that was caught by the police?
The purrpatrator.
What is a cat's favorite color?
Purrrrrrrple!
What does a cat like to eat on a hot day?
A mice cream cone.
Hey, us cats love Mice Crispies for breakfast too.
What do cats use to make coffee?
A purr-colator.
Why was the cat so grouchy?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
How does the cat get its own way?
With friendly purr-suasion.
What is the cat's favorite magazine?
Good Mousekeeping.
How do cats end a fight?
They hiss and make up.
What is a cat's favorite car?
The Catillac.
What kind of cat will keep your grass short?
A Lawn Meower.
Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats?
Because each of them was guilty of purr-jury.
What do you use to comb an archaeologist's cat?
A catacomb.
And before we go, here's a great article all about how expressive cats can be!
So on that note𝅘𝅥𝅯, take care.
STAY SAFE! 😷
Have a great week and please be with us again next weekend as Koda Canine joins me for our annual Thanksgiving🦃 Tribute on The Sunday Funnies!—PDK.
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