SUNDAY FUNNIES: HAPPY HALLOWEEN 2026

PIPER D. KATT IN DISGUISE???

 HELLO EVERYBODY!

Today you have both Piper D. Katt AND Koda Canine here as we celebrate Halloween👺 on the Sunday Funnies, which technically isn't until this coming Saturday October 31.

That's right Piper, but if I have the calendar figured out right, NEXT YEAR we'll actually get to do this ON a Sunday! 😁

KODA CANINE IN DISGUISE???

OH BOY!

But in the meantime, we have some great Halloween themed jokes for everybody so let's get right to it.

Ready?

"I finally met someone who loves me for my brains."

"Are you dating a zombie?" 

Why are ghosts👻👻 so bad at telling lies?

Because you can see right though them.

For Halloween🎃, I am going to take my mask off and scare everybody.

You mean you haven't already?

Son: "Can we go to the haunted house this year?"

Father: "What's wrong with the one we are living in?"

If you put holy water in a humidifier, could you make any room a gas chamber for vampires?

Witch [sobbing] "I can't have children!!"

Friend Witch: "There there. There are ways to work around food allergies."

Why do ghosts👻👻 like elevators?

They lift their spirits.

As an undertaker, I always tie together the shoelaces of the dead. If the zombie apocalypse happens, it will be hilarious.

If you are ever having a bad day, just remember that Bruce Willis's character in the SIXTH SENSE found out he was dead and still going to work!

"Who is your favorite vampire?"

"The one on Sesame Street."

"He doesn't count."

"Oh, he most certainly does." 

So on that note♫, take care.

STAY SAFE! Especially if you go Trick or Treating Halloween night and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK and KC.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: CATTY CELEBRITY CITINGS: OCTOBER 2026

 Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here and it's time for another installment of my Catty Celebrity Citings.

As usual, a real quote from a famous person past or present will be followed by hopefully something witty from meow.

But considering everything that's been in the news lately, every quote this month is going to be on the same subject.

PEACE!🕊

Ready?

"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable."~~Former US President John F. Kennedy.

It is difficult to accept change, but a closed mind is closed to hope.

"You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist."~~Indira Ghandhi, former Prime Minister of India.

Maybe not everyone wants to be your friend, but you'll never find out unless you try.

"It isn't enough to just talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to just believe in it. One must work at it."~~~Former US Presidential First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt.

"Peace is not merely a distant goal that we seek, but a means by which we arrive at that goal."~~Civil Rights Activist Martin Luther King, Junior

Peace is more difficult to achieve than war, but the benefits of peace are far greater.

"You cannot find peace by avoiding life."~~Famous writer Virginia Woolf.

"So don't sit in your lonely room just staring back at silent gloom. That's not where you belong."~~From ♫Take A Giant Step♫ by The Monkees.

You're bunker isn't going to do you any good if you're the only one left afterwards.

"Peace and Justice are two sides of the same coin."~~Former US President Dwight David Eisenhower.

That is a coin I'd gladly flip to make a decision with any time.

"For every minute you remain angry, you give up sixty second of peace of mind."~~Famous writer Ralph Waldo Emmerson.

Time's precious. Why waste it?

"Peace is not the absence of conflict, it is the ability to handle conflict by peaceful means."~~Former US President Ronald Reagan.

"All we are saying, is give peace a chance."~~John Lennon and Yoko Ono.

Can't we all just get along?

So on that note♫, take care.

STAY SAFE!

Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies and Koda Canine's Weekend Pupdate.—PDK.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: CATTY CELEBRITY CITINGS: SEPTEMBER 2026: DOLLY PARTON EDITION

 Hello Everybody!

Piper D. Katt here with another installment of my Catty Celebrity Citings.

As usual, a real quote from a famous person past or present will be followed by something hopefully witty from meow.

But this time we're going to do something a bit different, because all of the quotes will be from Dolly Parton, who we recently lost.

Ready?

"I try to see the good in everybody and I don't care who people are as long as they're themselves, whatever that is."

Agreed. Maybe that's why cats have nine lives, so we can strive to be purrfect.

"When I get inspired I get excited because I can't wait to see what I come up with next."

I know the feeling. One never knows what might be on a cat's mind from one moment to the next. Not even the cat itself.😼

"Songwriting is my way of channeling my feelings and my thoughts. Not just mine, but the things I see, the people I care about. My head would explode if I didn't get some of that stuff out."

I wonder if that's the same for writers, poets, artists and anyone else creative.

"I love traveling all over the world🌍but it's true. There's nothing like home."

Be it ever so humble...

"I love Velveeta cheese."

I do too, but the only time I ever get it is when my people put pills from the Vet inside that I have to take.

And don't get me started on the Vet's thermometer!

"The way I see it, if you want the rainbow🌈, you gotta put up with the rain."☔

True, but anything aquatic and Gene Kelly like rain a whole lot better than us cats.

"You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try."

Agreed, and if at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

So on that note♫, take care.

STAY SAFE!

Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.—PDK.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: BACK TO SCHOOL 2026

KODA CANINE

PIPER D. KATT

 Hello Everybody!

Today you have both Piper D. Katt AND Koda Canine here to present our annual BACK TO SCHOOL SALUTE!

That's right Piper. Now we know that most, if not all schools have already resumed classes for the fall semester by the first of September, but we're traditionalists here at The Sunday Funnies because our Editor-In-Chief can remember when the new school year didn't start until the day AFTER Labor Day since there wasn't all the holidays and Teachers' In Service Workshop days that are a part of current school curriculums.

Yeah. Too bad Teachers still aren't getting the respect, resources and acknowledgements for all their hard work helping students learn and grow that they should be.

I agree Piper. That is a sick joke on society's part, but this IS The Sunday Funnies, not a news commentary show so without further ado, here's some school based humor that everyone will hopefully enjoy.

Synonym (noun) A word used in the place of the one I can't spell.

The math book was really depressed. It had too many problems.

HOW IT USED TO BE.

Why is DARK spelled with a K instead of a C?

Because you can't C in the dark.

After completing my PHD Thesis on hoarding, I was promoted to add-junk professor.

I tried to draw a cube🧊 in art class, but for some reason my imagination was blocked.

Professor: "Do you know what sin city is?"

College Student: "Either Las Vegas or Atlantic City."

Professor: "Do you know what Den City is?"

College Student: "Mass over volume."

Did you know that dinosaurs still roam the world today?

What? You've never heard of a Thesaurus?

 Do all fish🐟🐠 come from Finland?

Solar energy is actually nuclear energy from a safe distance.

The only thing I've learned from my mistakes is that I make a bunch of them.

AND FINALLY...

When  you are sure you're on the same page with someone, also be sure you're in the same book and all parties know how to read.

So on that note♫, take care.

STAY IN SCHOOL AND LEARN SOMETHING! EDUCATION IS A RIGHT, NOT A PRIVILEGE!

Have a great week and one of us will be back next weekend with more Sunday Funnies!—PDK and KC.

THE SUNDAY FUNNIES: CATTY CELEBRITY CITINGS: AUGUST 2026

Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here with another installment of my Catty Celebrity Citings! 

As usual, an actual quote from a real celebrity past or present will be followed by a (hopefully) witty reply from meow.

Ready?

"In the beginning the universe was created. This made a lot of people very unhappy and has widely been regarded as a bad move." ~~ from author Douglas Adams' Hitchhike's Guide to the Galaxy.

Well, I'm pretty happy Mister Adams. Warm place to sleep. Plenty of food and my litter box gets cleaned on a regular basis. I think it's more a question of people not liking all the maintenance and upkeep involved running a galaxy. And those that claim they do prefer the power to the work.

"Milton Berle absolutely never steals jokes. Like the other night, Milton was at my house. We were watching Johnny Carson. Johnny told a joke about two old ladies. Milton laughed so hard he almost dropped his tape recorder." ~~ Comedian George Burns.

Historically, I know who all those people are but this was way before any of my nine lives. Nice story though.⏳

"A woman's place is in the kitchen and the bedroom. Not necessarily in that order." ~~ Former professional tennis player Bobby Riggs. 

WOW! And I thought George Burns' Milton Berle joke was dated. No wonder you lost that famous tennis match to Billie Jean King.🎾

"It is not about ideas. It is about making ideas happen." ~~Investor Scott Belsky.

Well, it seems like I've cornered the market in used kitty litter. But what do I do with all of it?

"I'm not a product of my circumstances.  I am a product of my decisions." ~~ Author Stephen Covey.

Isn't everybody? Then again, a lot of people will try to deny that but what do I know, asked the wise cat.😼

"All literature is one of three stories. A man goes on a journey. A stranger comes into town, or Godzilla versus Mega Shark." ~~A joke NOT told by author Leo Tolstoy. 

Actually it's "Man versus Nature. Man versus Man or Man versus Himself," but Godzilla versus Mega Shark sounds like a whole lot of fun. Where's the popcorn?🍿

So on that note♫, take care.

STAY SAFE!

Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.

THE SUNDAY FUNNIES: CATTITUDE ABOUT PEOPLE

Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!

I must admit that I'm not a happy kitty right now.

I was planning my next Sunday Funnies appearance to celebrate International Cat Day, but that was actually yesterday!

Now I have to wait a whole year to celebrate International Cat Day on a Sunday.

Oh well.

Cats are patient.

Cats have plenty of time on our paws, and when I find the person(s) who made the calendar that put International Cat Day on Saturday instead of Sunday this year...

Don't get me wrong. I like people.

Mine take good care of meow.

It's just that I was so looking forward to some wild feline partying, if you know what I mean because most days being a happy cat only involves a full tummy and an empty litter box.

Meanwhile, here are some other jokes for you folks to enjoy because I'm saving my cat jokes for 2027.

Ready?

If everyone has such trouble folding up a road map after they've used it, how do the publishers ever manage to fold it up to begin with?

Thank you Captain Obvious!

Did you hear about the inexperienced pilot who wanted to go to flight school?

If he ever finds the airport…

Why did the doctor lose his temper?

Because he didn't have any patients.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because somebody told him to get a long little doggie!

It is not true what humans say about animals being lousy dancers because they have two left feet.

The ones who can dance just have better coordination than the rest of them. 😼

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Why did the police go to the baseball⚾ game?

They heard someone had stolen a base!

And finally...

We must have a moment of silence because the inventor of Auto Correct has passed away.

The funnel will be held tomato.

So on that note♫, take care.

STAY SAFE!

Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: CATTY CELEBRITY CITINGS: JULY 2026

 Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here with another installment of my Catty Celebrity Citings.

As usual, an actual quote from a real celebrity past or present will be followed by something hopefully witty from meow, so let's get to it.

"A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory."~~famous author Mark Twain.

Are you sure Mark? I was hoping it was just proof of an honest human being.

Then again, the way some parts of the world are nowadays...

"He had the look of one who drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom."~~author P.G. Wodehouse. 

Is that anything like going to use the kitty litter and finding out the box hasn't been cleaned yet?

I hate it when that happens.

And my humans hate it when I seriously express my displeasure at finding a dirty kitty litter box.

After all, I'm the one who has to use it, not them.

How would they feel if they went into their bathroom and...

And I think I better move on to something else now.

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."~~comedian George Carlin.

Well, if one of them is the person who is supposed to be cleaning my litter box and hasn't done so yet...

"My wife has me on a strict diet. I can only eat lettuce, shredded wheat and straw. I am eating so much roughage I'm beginning to pass whicker furniture."~~comedian Tim Conway.

OUCH! I feel bad enough when I don't get enough cat food during a meal.

I keep telling them to leave the can and I'll finish it, but my people keep saying something about leftovers.

I'm a cat. There aren't supposed to be any leftovers!

Besides, none of my meals have been served to me as leftovers.

Unless they're calling the next meal something else, there must be a ton of leftovers in their fridge!

What are they saving it for anyway? Christmas?

"There is nothing so permanent as a temporary emergency."~~author Robert A Heinlein. 

"The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank."~~famous columnist Erma Bombeck.

"A mistake on your part does NOT equal an emergency on mine."~~Any smart person.

"Don't blame the cat for your problems."~~meow.

So on that note♫, take care.

STAY SAFE!

Have a great week and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.—PDK.

THE SUNDAY FUNNIES: CATTING ABOUT

Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!

Koda Canine and I have been looking over the schedule for the rest of July and while we both will be doing our regular routines to close out the month, there's still an extra Sunday to deal with so without further ado, I'll be telling some jokes. Ready?

If everyone got super thirsty at the same time up North, would they wind up drinking Canada Dry?

Hmmm...

Maybe that one isn't as funny as I first thought.

Let meow try again.

Did you know that fish🐟🐠 can be weighed anywhere?

They come with their own scales.⚖⚖

That was a little better. I heard someone giggle.

The inventor of Auto Correct passed away.

The funnel will be held tomato.

Okay, I'm on a roll now.

Hope it's tuna.

To stay out of hot water when brewing a pun, it is best to use subtle tea.

Never play tennis🎾 with a cymbal.

It make a terrible racket.

The old adage about "An apple🍎 a day keeps the doctor away" is a bunch of used kitty litter.

Apples are dangerous.

Look what happened to Eve, Snow White, William Tell or any pig🐖 at a Luau.

Isn't it ironic that some people get stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride a stationary bicycle🚲?

A mousy truck driver🚚 stopped for lunch.

Three bikers came in and starting teasing him.

They messed up his hair, then threw his lunch in the garbage.

Not wanting to cause a scene, the truck driver paid his bill and left.

The lead biker said, "He is not much of a man."

The waitress, who was looking out the window when he spoke, replied "That guy is not much of a truck driver either. He just backed over three motorcycles."

So on that note♫, have a great week.

Take care.

STAY SAFE!

And please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies and Koda Canine's Weekend Pupdate.—PDK.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: CATTY CELEBRITY CITINGS: JUNE 2026

 Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here with a whole new batch of my Catty Celebrity Citings.

As usual, an actual quote from a real celebrity past or present is followed by a (hopefully) witty response from meow.

Ready?

"In the Beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." ~~ Author Douglas Adams, best known for the Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy series. 

Well Douglas, that's probably because everyone around at the time was hoping to have a say in the matter. I shudder to think of the end results if that actually happened.

"The first thing I do when I wake up in the morning is to check the obituaries. If my name is not there, I fix breakfast." ~~ Famed comedian George Burns.

Say George, why not skip the depressing news and just go for the meal? It works for us cats.

"However much you deny the truth, the truth goes on existing." ~~ Author George Orwell, famous for 1984, Animal Farm and other works.

I know what you mean. I keep telling the people who still think the Earth is flat that if that were true, us cats probably would have knocked everything off of it by now.😼

When the brilliant scientist Albert Einstein released his work, it was mentioned there were a hundred books published trying to prove he was wrong. He said "If I was wrong, it really only would have taken one."

And there are things Einstein thought of that people are still trying to figure out. Then again, us wise cats know the answers, but we're sworn to secrecy. OOPS! I shouldn't have even mentioned that. Moving on...

"Never follow a leader who is more in love with power than people." ~~ Native American Proverb.

Wise words indeed. Too bad there are people in this world who won't listen and heed them.

"They call it The American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it." ~~ Famous comedian George Carlin.

How did I manage to get three Georges in this post?

Anyway, while the Dream may have become a bit tarnished and battered over the years, it's still worth believing and striving for.

So on that note♫, take care.

STAY SAFE!

Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies as The Free Choice E-zine's Editor-in-Chief Lee Houston, Junior serves as guest host because Koda Canine and myself will be off celebrating America's 250th Independence Day!

Which reminds me.

PLEASE BE CAREFUL ABOUT YOUR PETS WATCHING AND HEARING FIREWORKS DISPLAYS THIS UPCOMING WEEKEND.

THE COLORS MIGHT BE PRETTY BUT THE NOISES SCARE US!—PDK.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: HAPPY FATHERS' DAY 2026

Hello Everybody!

Today you have both Piper D. Katt AND Koda Canine here as we celebrate FATHERS' DAY!

That's right Piper and considering what our specialty is, where do Dads get their jokes from?

I don't know Koda. Where do Dads get their jokes from?

From a Dada Base.

So on that note♫, it's joke time!

While it's great when men try to help out around the house, you know they're behind schedule when a pair of summer shorts get stuck to the Velcro of their winter coat in the laundry.

Child: “Do you know what Dad said after he cut his finger?”

“Leave out the dirty words,” the Mother cautioned.

Child, thinks about it for a second then says: “He said nothing.”

When Dads try to tell jokes, are they really funny or is it some kind of pun-ishment?

Teacher: "What does your father do for a living?"

Student: "He's a mime."

Teacher: "Oh? Is he good at his job?"

Student: "I don't know. He never talks about it."

A child, carrying a really big book📗 asked, “Daddy, why is this book so thick?”

The Dad replied, “It’s a long story.”

Why did the dad take an extra pair of socks🧦 with him when he went golfing?🏌

In case he got a hole in one.

Teacher: “How old is your dad?”

Student: “Six years old.”

Teacher: “How can he only be six years old?”

Student: “He wasn’t a dad until I was born.”

So on THAT note♫, remember: being a father is just a matter of biology.

Being a DAD takes time and effort, along with a lot of love and caring.

HAPPY FATHERS' DAY to those celebrating! Have a great week and Piper will be back next weekend with her Catty Celebrity Citings on The Sunday Funnies!—PDK and KC.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: CATTY OBSERVATIONS

 Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!

Some people think us cats😸 do nothing but sit around all day, take naps and look cute whether we're asleep or awake.

What's wrong with that?😼

Nice work if you can get it.

But the truth is there is more to cats than just all of the above.

We keep your house safe from mice🐭, rats and other rodents.

We help with the housekeeping too.

After all, if something is out of place or doesn't belong where you left it last, we'll knock it over for you.

Yet above all else, we're observant.

We cats watch. We listen and learn about life.

To wit:

How does Bigfoot tell time?⌚

He looks at his Sasquatch.

How do you make a water bed more bouncy?

Use Spring water. 

Of course water beds are lousy for catnaps.

One leak and I'll get all wet and freak out.

I will admit that we cats have yet to figure out who Pete is and why you humans do things for his sake?

We also haven't figured out yet what the Knights In White Sat In.

The Moody Blues won't return our emails on the subject.

I saw a pack of gummy worms that read "No artificial flavors."

Who buys gummy worms hoping they'll taste as close to real worms as possible?

Looking out the window at the starry sky each night, I bet space aliens👽 lock their doors when they fly past the Earth.🌍

There IS water on Mars!😉

A glass was filled to half way.

The Optimist says it is half full.

The Pessimist says the glass is half empty.

The theorist says you need a smaller glass.

The opportunist says, "While you guys were arguing, I drank all the water from the glass."

Although cats can't have any or we'll get sick, Chocolate🍫 is God's apology to humans for Brussels Sprouts.

David lost his ID, which is dangerous in this day and age.

Now he is just known as Dav.

If it's possible to cross Poison Ivy with a four leaf clover🍀, will you get a rash of good luck?

If you smell a penny, provided you can still find any, you will find it only has one scent.

And remember: Life doesn't get better by chance. It gets better by change.

So on that note♫, take care.

STAY SAFE!

Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: CATTY CELEBRITY CITINGS: GROUCHO MARX

 Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here with another installment of Catty Celebrity Citings!

As usual, a real quote from an actual celebrity will be followed by something hopefully witty by meow, but this time everything will be from the legendary, the one, the only GROUCHO MARX!

Named Julius by his parents at birth, Groucho was the middle child of the famous comedy troupe consisting of Chico (Leonard), Harpo (Arthur), Gummo (Milton) and Zeppo (Herbert) Marx.

Groucho had a wonderful comedic career between the stage, movie screens and television, so if everybody is ready...

GROUCHO, THIRD FROM TOP

A black cat crossing your path just means that the animal is going somewhere.

And if it's something bigger, it's free to go wherever it wants to.

I must confess I don't remember much of my childhood. I was born at a very early age.

Meow too. I'm sure I had a good kittenhood. I just don't remember most of it.

The first thing I can recall concerning myself is that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution, this ever lasting soul began. My mind loses itself in these depths.

The miracle of life. We should all get to enjoy it more.

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

It'd be wise if more people engaged their brains before their mouths.

No one goes before their time. Unless the boss leaves early.

Considering how overworked and underpaid a lot of them are, do you have to ask why employees are more stressed out than they should be nowadays?

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

Which makes one wonder why medical expenses are so high and insurance doesn't cover everything it should.

Thirteen at a table is unlucky if there are only twelve dinners available.

I guess someone needed to plan that event better.

Why, a four year old child could understand this report. Run out and get me a four year old child. I can't make heads or tails of it. (From Duck Soup.)

Which makes one wonder why any business or government has to be mired down in confusing, nonsensical jargon and red tape.

All people are born alike. Except Republicans and Democrats.

If we could just all get along, maybe this world would be a much better place than it is.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Maybe, but the whole world welcomed your wit and humor and to say you are sorely missed is a serious understatement.

So on that note♫, take care.

STAY SAFE!

Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: MOTHERS' DAY 2026

 

Meow Mommy!

Hello Everybody!

Woof! Mom!

Once again you are lucky enough to have both Piper D. Katt AND Koda Canine here as we celebrate MOTHER'S DAY!

That's right Piper! Mothers come in all shapes, sizes, and varieties. Whether biological, matrimonial, step, or adopted; any woman who cares about children is motherly.

We salute all mothers, whatever their qualifications and situation with the following humorous break from your otherwise busy schedules...

What did the mother bee🐝 ask the cranky baby bee to do?

Beehave.

What did the baby porcupine ask the cactus?🌵

Are you my mother?

Why is a computer💻 so smart?

Because it listens to its motherboard.

What did the mother broom🧹 say to the baby broom?

It’s time to go to sweep!

What did the momma horse🐎 say to her foal at night?

Its pasture your bedtime.

What kind of candy do moms love for Mother’s Day?

Her-she’s Kisses.

Who do flowers🎕 honor on Mother’s Day?

Their chrysanthemoms.💮💮

A mother is trying to get her son to eat carrots.🥕🥕🥕

“Carrots are good for your eyes,” she says.

“How do you know?” the son asks.

The mother replies, “Have you ever seen a rabbit🐰 wearing glasses?”

Daughter: "Mum, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Mum: "I don’t know dear. You’d have to ask Grandma."😉

When a kid says, "Daddy, I want Mommy," that is the kid version of "I'd like to speak to your supervisor."

Two children ordered their mother to stay in bed one Mother’s Day morning.

As she lay there looking forward to breakfast in bed, the smell of bacon floated up from the kitchen. But after a good long wait with no food she finally went downstairs to investigate.

She found them both sitting at the table eating bacon and eggs.

“As a surprise for Mother’s Day,” one explained, “we decided to cook our own breakfast.”

I guess they haven't quite grasped the concept yet. Huh Koda?

Doesn't look like it Piper, but we have time/space for one more joke.

Why don’t they have Mother’s Day sales?

Because Mothers are priceless.

And on that note♫ have a great week.

Take care.

STAY SAFE! 😷

And one of us will be back next weekend with more Sunday Funnies!—PDK and KC.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: MAY THE FOURTH A DAY EARLY

Hello Everybody!
Today you have BOTH Piper D. Katt AND Koda Canine here for a special event.

That's right. This time last year it was actually on a Sunday so we could celebrate properly.

Although it's actually tomorrow, we decided it was close enough this year to celebrate on The Sunday Funnies again.

We're talking about May the Fourth. Fans of a certain franchise have proclaimed that date International Star Wars Day, and it seems to keep growing every year.

May the Fourth.

May the Force be with you.

Closest OFFICIAL image we're able to post.😕

Get it?

Actually it's May the Farce be with you because it's joke time.

Ready?

CONSIDER THIS...

Even a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, the most evil person in the universe was a career politician.

It turns out that Chewbacca is originally from Wisconsin. He was born in Milwookie.

I tried to make some Wookie cookies. They were not Chewy enough.

A Sales Clerk to Customer: "RETURN of the Jedi is not possible without RECEIPT of the Jedi."

A wife got mad at her husband because, in her opinion, he had too much Star Wars merchandise.

“It’s either all that junk or me!” she yelled.

He just looked at her and replied, “May the divorce be with you.”

What do you call Storm Troopers playing cards?

A game of clones!

A generic "Galaxy far, far away."

Do Star Wars fans going shopping at the Darth Maul?

Darth Vader once tried to make cookies, but he burnt them.

They were a bit on the dark side.

Is that droid hungry?

No. BB-8.

Have you met Darth’s wife, Ella Vader?

Why do Ewoks never shout in the house?

Because they always use their Endor voice.

If you are dating a girl who does not like Star Wars puns, then you're looking for love in Alderaan places.

Since Disney now owns the Lucas Films properties (and the reason why we can't post official Star Wars images), what is Darth Vader's favorite song?

♪ When you wish upon a death star... ♫

A generic "Dark Side".

Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?

Because they're always making new friends!

What is the favorite vehicle of Jedi Masters?

Toy Yodas.

Two Storm Troopers part company when suddenly one fires upon the other.

"Why did you do that?" the first Storm Trooper asks, thankful to still be alive.

The second Storm Trooper replies, "I just wanted you to know that I will always miss you."

In all honesty, I'm not sure what we will be doing this time next year because May 4 of 2027 is a Tuesday and not on a Sunday again until 2031!

We'll figure it out.

Meanwhile, join Koda and me next weekend on The Sunday Funnies as we team up to celebrate MOTHERS' DAY!

On that note♫, May the Force Fourth/Farce be with you!

KC and PDK.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: CATTY CELEBRITY CITINGS: APRIL 2026

Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!

For those who came in late, as usual a real quote from an actual celebrity or otherwise famous person will be followed by something (hopefully) witty from meow.

Ready?

"There are three kinds of people in this world. The ones that learn from reading. The few that learn from observation and the rest that have to touch an electric fence for themselves to realize what it is."~~Will Rogers, vaudeville performer, actor and humorous social commentator.

I used to wonder about the people who paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian Water, until I read the name backwards. 

"Avoid negative people. They have a problem for every solution." ~~ Albert Einstein, famous scientist and certified genius.

And to those same people I say: If at first you don't succeed, cry, cry again.

"I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by William Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine."~~Comedian Spike Mulligan.

Could it be because Shakespeare passed away long before you were even born?

"If all you have is a hammer toe, everything looks like a toe nail."~~Actor Robert Downy Junior. 

 

Your silence may be misinterpreted, but it will never be misquoted.

"You pray for rain, you must deal with the mud for that is a part of it."~~Actor Denzel Washington. 

While some people don't like to get their shoes dirty, I've never heard the pigs🐖🐷 complain about mud.

"I am always doing what I cannot do yet, in order to learn how to do it."~~Artist Vincent Van Gogh.

Considering all the beautiful paintings you created in your lifetime, you certainly succeeded Vincent!

"I always wanted to go to Switzerland and see what the army does with those little knives."~~Comedic Actor Billy Connolly.

I would assume they pair them with the forks and spoons to eat their meals with. But if I ever meet anyone from Switzerland or MacGyver, I've got to find out how they clean those Swiss Army Knives afterwards.

"Freedom is the right to say no."~~Famous author George Orwell, most noted for 1984.

And above all, NO MEANS NO!

So on that note♫, take care everybody.

STAY SAFE!

Have a great week and please be back next weekend when we have something special planned for the next Sunday Funnies!—PDK.