NEWS FOR APRIL 1, 2026

 Science and technology experts want to remind everyone of a wonderful invention that has been around since the 1950s!

Tired of what's on your television screen at the moment?

Don't like the news?

Is your favorite sports team losing an important game?

Then you need... THE TV REMOTE!

As long as the batteries are still good and you don't misplace it, this handy dandy device can take care of all your viewing problems.

Don't like the news?

THEN USE THE 'MUTE' BUTTON TO TURN OFF THE SOUND UNTIL THE SPORTS OR WEATHER COVERAGE COMES ON.

Is your favorite sports team losing an important game?

THEN CHANGE THE CHANNEL TO ANOTHER GAME AND HOPE YOUR TEAM DOES BETTER NEXT TIME.

Tired of what's on your television screen at the moment?

THEN PUSH THE POWER BUTTON TO TURN OFF THE TV AND GO DO SOMETHING ELSE!

The TV Remote Control.

Use your today!