Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!
I must admit that I'm not a happy kitty right now.
I was planning my next Sunday Funnies appearance to celebrate International Cat Day, but that was actually yesterday!
Now I have to wait a whole year to celebrate International Cat Day on a Sunday.
Oh well.
Cats are patient.
Cats have plenty of time on our paws, and when I find the person(s) who made the calendar that put International Cat Day on Saturday instead of Sunday this year...
Don't get me wrong. I like people.
Mine take good care of meow.
It's just that I was so looking forward to some wild feline partying, if you know what I mean because most days being a happy cat only involves a full tummy and an empty litter box.
Meanwhile, here are some other jokes for you folks to enjoy because I'm saving my cat jokes for 2027.
Ready?
If everyone has such trouble folding up a road map after they've used it, how do the publishers ever manage to fold it up to begin with?
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| Thank you Captain Obvious! |
Did you hear about the inexperienced pilot who wanted to go to flight school?
If he ever finds the airport…
Why did the doctor lose his temper?
Because he didn't have any patients.
Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
Because somebody told him to get a long little doggie!
It is not true what humans say about animals being lousy dancers because they have two left feet.
The ones who can dance just have better coordination than the rest of them. 😼
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Why did the police go to the baseball⚾ game?
They heard someone had stolen a base!
And finally...
We must have a moment of silence because the inventor of Auto Correct has passed away.
The funnel will be held tomato.
So on that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.
