Sunday, October 4, 2026

SUNDAY FUNNIES: COMEDIC CANINE CUT UPS (misc. jokes)

Hello Everybody! Koda Canine here!
Piper D. Katt and I have gone over the calendar and with October only having 4/FOUR Sundays this year, we've got the rest of the month's entertainment all planned out but today was left wide open so I'm just going to wing it and see what kind of jokes I can come up with for your amusement.
Ready?

Why is money called dough?
Because everybody kneads it.

Why did the architect refuse to work for the Pharaoh?
Because he suspected the offer was a pyramid scheme.

Millions of kids dream of cleaning the world. 🌍
Millions of parents just want them to clean their room.

I may just be a dog, but you're telling me that you have to drive a mile to walk a mile on the treadmill at the gym?
BEEP! BEEP!

What was the 🐸frog's job at the hotel?
Bell Hop.

What do you call a bee🐝 that cannot make up its mind?
A Maybe.

Some humans are so old, they remember having to take a picture with an actual camera📸 instead of their phones.📱

Have you noticed that the word nun is just the letter N doing a cartwheel?

Don't tell secrets in a garden.
The Corn has ears, Potatoes🥔🥔 have eyes, and Beans talk.

Does anybody know if the Arachnophobia Society🕷 has a Web Site? 🕸

Did you know that if you stand next to the ocean🌊, you can hear what it sounds like when you hold a shell🐚 to your ear.

When Astronauts get cold, do they plug in a space heater?

So on that ponderous note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—KC.

UPCOMING EVENTS
October 11: Piper's Catty Celebrity Citings.
October 18: Koda's Weekend Pupdate for October and to close out the month,
October 25: Our hosts team up for their annual Halloween Hijinks! 🎃
STAY TOONED!😉

Saturday, October 3, 2026

THE WEEK IN REVIEW: SEPTEMBER 27-OCTOBER 3, 2026: NEWS HIGHLIGHTS

 




WEAR A MASK😷 WHEN NECESSARY
& BEWARE ANY VERSION OF

SEPTEMBER 15-OCTOBER 15 IS HISPANIC HERITAGE MONTH.
OCTOBER IS BREAST CANCER AWARENESS🎗 MONTH.
OCTOBER IS ALSO FILIPINO AMERICAN HISTORY MONTH.
OCTOBER 1 IS UNIFICATION DAY IN CAMEROON, INTERNATIONAL COFFEE DAY, INDEPENDENCE DAY FOR BOTH NIGERIA AND TUVALU
AS WELL AS WORLD VEGETARIAN DAY.
OCTOBER 2 IS THE INTERNATIONAL DAY OF NON VIOLENCE.
OCTOBER 3 IS WORLD SMILE😁 DAY, WORLD ARCHITECTURE DAY
AS WELL AS BUTTERFLY🦋 AND HUMMINGBIRD DAY.
OCTOBER 4 IS CINNAMON ROLL AND BUN DAY IN SWEDEN AND FINLAND
AS WELL AS WORLD ANIMAL DAY.
OCTOBER 5 IS CHILDREN’S HEALTH DAY AND WORLD TEACHERS DAY.
OCTOBER 6 IS MAD HATTER DAY.
OCTOBER 8 IS CROATIA’S INDEPENDENCE DAY AND WORLD OCTOPUS🐙 DAY.
OCTOBER 10 IS WORLD MENTAL HEALTH DAY.
OCTOBER 11 IS WORLD MIGRATORY BIRD DAY.
OCTOBER 12 IS THE NATIONAL DAY OF SPAIN.
OCTOBER 12 IS ALSO WORLD EGG 🥚 DAY. (koo-koo-koo-choo!)
OCTOBER 14 IS DESSERT DAY.
OCTOBER 15 IS WORLD ARCHAEOLOGY DAY AND FOSSIL DAY.
OCTOBER 16 IS WORLD BREAD🍞 DAY.

AMONGST EVENTS AROUND THE W🌍RLD THIS PAST WEEK…
*The reported COVID state of the world, as of October 3, 2026. But why has there been no data from the United States since January 21, 2025???
*Even Pope Leo XIV is concerned about AI and its "art". (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)

IN THE MIDDLE EAST…
*Concerning Israel, Palestine, Hamas, Hezbollah, the Gaza Strip and more. (There are 4/FOUR separate links in this item.)


THE TERRORIST REPORT…
*The Free Choice E-zine does not support terrorism, no matter what the “cause” or alleged “justification”. Thus we will only be posting news items in this section whenever terrorists are brought to justice, preferably through arrest and trial.

🌐THE CLIMATE CHANGE CHRONICLES…
*October 3 is Butterfly🦋 and Hummingbird Day.
*October 4 is World Animal Day.
*October 8 is World Octopus🐙 Day.
*October 11World Migratory Bird Day.
*October 12 is World Egg 🥚 Day (koo-koo-koo-choo!)
*October 15 is World Archaeology Day and Fossil Day.
*October 16 World Bread🍞 Day.

🌌SPACE NEWS...

😢PASSING PARADE…
*Actor Bernard Verley (many roles from 1961 until his passing) has taken his last bow on life's stage.
*Music artist/producer Manuel Seal (worked with many famous acts from 1992 until his passing) is no longer with us.
*Actor Dennis Haskins (many roles from 1979-2020) has taken his last bow on life's stage.
*Former professional baseball⚾ player Dave Rosello is no longer with us.
*Actress Mary Louise Weller (many TV and movie roles from 1972-1983 before moving to the stage) has taken her last bow on life's stage.

WITHIN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA…





WE NEED MORE
GUN RESPONSIBILITY
NOW!

ALL INEQUALITY HAS TO STOP!

BAN BOOK BANS!

POLITICALLY…
ON FOREIGN ISSUES…
HISTORICAL FACTS
THE US-IRAN WAR…
THE TRUMP TARIFF TURMOIL AND THE ECONOMY…
FACT BASED OPINION
ON DOMESTIC ISSUES...
HISTORICAL FACTS
THE 2026 MID-TERM ELECTIONS…
*While most of "The One Big Beautiful Bill" doesn't take effect until after the 2026 Midterm Elections, the pro-Data Centers portion is already coming back to haunt Republicans.
*NOTE: With the 2026 mid-term elections drawing near, the Trump/Republican regime is trying to make sure the Republican Party maintains control of the House of Representatives and the Senate to continue their agenda.
*FRIENDLY REMINDER: The individual states are responsible for their elections, NOT the Federal Government.
THE BALLROOM BLITZ...
ALSO…
THE JEFFREY EPSTEIN SITUATION…
FACT BASED OPINION
*NOTE: Any possible crimes happened BEFORE his first Presidential campaign so as a potential civilian suspect, Donald Trump is NOT covered by the Supreme Court’s Presidential Immunity Ruling in The Jeffrey Epstein Situation.
FACT BASED OPINION
MEDICAL NEWS…
*The FDA might have found the source of the summer cyclosporiasis outbreak. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*October 5 is Children’s Health Day.
*More for the Fall Docket. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*Except for emergency cases and administrative duties, the Court is in recess until Monday October 5, 2026.
FACT BASED OPINION
DEFENDING FREE SPEECH…
SOCIAL (IN)JUSTICE…
*New York City's District Attorney's office has reopened a previous accusation of rape against a Cornell University fraternity. Others are trying to find "Jane Doe" while many more seek to protect her and the lady's identity. (There are 5/FIVE separate links in this item.)
*California has banned Child Marriages, but it's still legal in 32 other states!
HISTORIC FACT
*October 5 is World Teachers Day.
✅IT’S FACT CHECK TIME!
FACT BASED OPINION
MEANWHILE, IN CONGRESS…
*While most of "The One Big Beautiful Bill" doesn't take effect until after the 2026 Midterm Elections, the pro-Data Centers portion is already coming back to haunt Republicans.
*The Senate has passed a bill to reform the college sports industry that has now gone to the House, whenever they come back from their extended vacation.
ELSEWHERE…
😀AND FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS…


THE FREE CHOICE E-ZINE WOULD LIKE TO THANK ITS LOYAL READERSHIP FOR GRANTING US 161,607 PAGE VIEWS IN SEPTEMBER 2026.

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THE PUZZLE CORNER: OCTOBER 3, 2026

 😎FUN FACT
October 6 is Mad Hatter Day, based on the Alice In Wonderland character’s hat tag saying “In This Size, 10/6”.

AKA, ALSO KNOWN AS
Who do we know Charles Lutwidge Dodgson better as?

TRIVIA TIME⌚
While famous on its own, where did the poem Jabberwocky first appear?

We’ll reveal all next weekend but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX📦 and discover the results from the September 26, 2026 Puzzle Corner as we celebrated some 50th television anniversaries.

WHO ARE WE?
Can you identify the people (real or fictitious) based upon the clue below?
We’re the only performers to stay with Charlie’s Angels from its first episode to the series finale.
Jacyln Smith as Angel Kelly Garrett, David Doyle as John Bosley and John Forsythe voicing the never seen Charlie Townsend.

FAMOUS FIRSTS🥇
Who was the very first host of Family Feud?
Actor Richard Dawson.

TRIVIA TIME⌚
Who was Three’s Company star John Ritter related to?
Actor and Country Music star Tex Ritter.

Sunday, September 27, 2026

SUNDAY FUNNIES: CATTY CELEBRITY CITINGS: SEPTEMBER 2026: DOLLY PARTON EDITION

 Hello Everybody!
Piper D. Katt here with another installment of my Catty Celebrity Citings.
As usual, a real quote from a famous person past or present will be followed by something hopefully witty from meow.
But this time we're going to do something a bit different, because all of the quotes will be from Dolly Parton, who we recently lost.
Ready?

"I try to see the good in everybody and I don't care who people are as long as they're themselves, whatever that is."
Agreed. Maybe that's why cats have nine lives, so we can strive to be purrfect.

"When I get inspired I get excited because I can't wait to see what I come up with next."
I know the feeling. One never knows what might be on a cat's mind from one moment to the next. Not even the cat itself.😼

"Songwriting is my way of channeling my feelings and my thoughts. Not just mine, but the things I see, the people I care about. My head would explode if I didn't get some of that stuff out."
I wonder if that's the same for writers, poets, artists and anyone else creative.

"I love traveling all over the world🌍but it's true. There's nothing like home."
Be it ever so humble...

"I love Velveeta cheese."
I do too, but the only time I ever get it is when my people put pills from the Vet inside that I have to take.
And don't get me started on the Vet's thermometer!

"The way I see it, if you want the rainbow🌈, you gotta put up with the rain."☔
True, but anything aquatic and Gene Kelly like rain a whole lot better than us cats.

"You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try."
Agreed, and if at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

So on that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.—PDK.

Saturday, September 26, 2026

THE WEEK IN REVIEW: SEPTEMBER 20-26, 2026: NEWS HIGHLIGHTS

 


ELBOWS UP CANADA!






WEAR A MASK😷 WHEN NECESSARY
& BEWARE ANY VERSION OF

SEPTEMBER IS DEAF AWARENESS MONTH & MUSHROOM🍄 MONTH.
SEPTEMBER 15-OCTOBER 15 IS HISPANIC HERITAGE MONTH.
BANNED BOOK WEEK IS SEPTEMBER 20-26.
SEPTEMBER 26 IS WORLD CASSOWARY DAY.
SEPTEMBER 27 IS WORLD TOURISM DAY.
SEPTEMBER 28 IS WORLD RIVERS DAY.
SEPTEMBER 29 IS WORLD HEART💗 DAY AND COFFEE DAY.
SEPTEMBER 30 IS TRUTH AND RECONCILIATION DAY, ORANGE SHIRT DAY IN CANADA AND INTERNATIONAL PODCAST DAY.
OCTOBER IS BREAST CANCER AWARENESS🎗 MONTH.
OCTOBER IS ALSO FILIPINO AMERICAN HISTORY MONTH.
OCTOBER 1 IS UNIFICATION DAY IN CAMEROON, INTERNATIONAL COFFEE DAY, INDEPENDENCE DAY FOR BOTH NIGERIA AND TUVALU
AS WELL AS WORLD VEGETARIAN DAY.
OCTOBER 2 IS THE INTERNATIONAL DAY OF NON VIOLENCE.
OCTOBER 3 IS WORLD SMILE😁 DAY, WORLD ARCHITECTURE DAY
AS WELL AS BUTTERFLY🦋 AND HUMMINGBIRD DAY.
OCTOBER 4 IS CINNAMON ROLL AND BUN DAY IN SWEDEN AND FINLAND
AS WELL AS WORLD ANIMAL DAY.
OCTOBER 5 IS CHILDREN’S HEALTH DAY AND WORLD TEACHERS DAY.

AMONGST EVENTS AROUND THE W🌍RLD THIS PAST WEEK…
Just a little kindness...
*At the 81st General Assembly of the United Nations... many spoke, including Iran, with several walkouts during the course of the overall gathering. (There are 3/THREE separate links in this item.)
*The reported COVID state of the world, as of September 26, 2026. But why has there been no data from the United States since January 21, 2025???

IN THE MIDDLE EAST…
*Concerning Israel, Palestine, Hamas, Hezbollah, the Gaza Strip and more. (There are 4/FOUR separate links in this item.)
*Trump wonders about bombing/wiping out Iran and Iran responded. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)


THE TERRORIST REPORT…
*The Free Choice E-zine does not support terrorism, no matter what the “cause” or alleged “justification”. Thus we will only be posting news items in this section whenever terrorists are brought to justice, preferably through arrest and trial.

🌐THE CLIMATE CHANGE CHRONICLES…
*September is Mushroom🍄 Month.
*September 26 is World Cassowary Day.
*September 28 is World Rivers Day.
*September 29 is Coffee Day.
*October 3 is Butterfly🦋 and Hummingbird Day.
*October 4 is World Animal Day.

🌌SPACE NEWS...

😢PASSING PARADE…
*The innocent lives lost to war.
*Lawyer and activist Harriet Hancock is no longer with us.
*Former professional football🏈 players Zeke Moore and Bill Cahill have passed away.
*Comic book artist Joshua Cassara (Marvel and Titan Comics titles) is no longer with us.
*Former professional basketball🏀 player Bob Pettit has passed away.
*Former professional baseball⚾ player Jeoff Long is no longer with us.

WITHIN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA…


WE NEED MORE
GUN RESPONSIBILITY
NOW!

ALL INEQUALITY HAS TO STOP!

BAN BOOK BANS!

POLITICALLY…
ON FOREIGN ISSUES…
*Trump wonders about bombing/wiping out Iran and Iran responded. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
PADELLAN'S FACT BASED OPINION
THE TRUMP TARIFF TURMOIL AND THE ECONOMY…
*Analysis: Gas Prices: Biden versus Trump. What about other goods??? (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*Speculation: The Trump/Republican regime's proposed ban on exporting diesel fuel: good or bad???
*Speculation: The horror of wondering if ICE shot a delivery driver just because he was Venezuelan??? (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
ANALYSIS: 2026, SO FAR
ON DOMESTIC ISSUES...
*Besides trying to figure out who hacked them, the FBI was investigating potential money influence in Washington, until Trump reportedly stopped it. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
THE 2026 MID-TERM ELECTIONS…
FACT BASED OPINION
*The Supreme Court has granted the Trump/Republican regime authorization to search voter data bases, but only for illegal aliens. Yet many fear this could lead to legitimate voters being purged and not allowed to vote. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*Analysis: Issues some Republican candidates are avoiding: the Iran War, ICE versus Immigrants and Trump. (There are 3/THREE separate links in this item.)
*NOTE: With the 2026 mid-term elections drawing near, the Trump/Republican regime is trying to make sure the Republican Party maintains control of the House of Representatives and the Senate to continue their agenda.
*FRIENDLY REMINDER: The individual states are responsible for their elections, NOT the Federal Government.
FACTS
THE BALLROOM BLITZ...
ALSO…
THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!
THE JEFFREY EPSTEIN SITUATION…
*NOTE: Any possible crimes happened BEFORE his first Presidential campaign so as a potential civilian suspect, Donald Trump is NOT covered by the Supreme Court’s Presidential Immunity Ruling in The Jeffrey Epstein Situation.
MEDICAL NEWS…
*October 5 is Children’s Health Day.
*The Supreme Court has granted the Trump/Republican regime authorization to search voter data bases, but only for illegal aliens. But many fear this could lead to legitimate voters being purged and not allowed to vote. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*Except for emergency cases and administrative duties, the Court is in recess until the first Monday of October 2026.
FACT BASED OPINION
SOCIAL (IN)JUSTICE…
*October 5 is World Teachers Day.
✅IT’S FACT CHECK TIME!
*Gas Prices: Biden versus Trump. What about other goods??? (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*Speculation: Although he isn't running for reelection, should Senator Mitch McConnell finish out his current term???
ELSEWHERE…
😀AND FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS…

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