NEWS FOR APRIL 1, 2026

 Science and technology experts want to remind everyone of a wonderful invention that has been around since the 1950s!

Tired of what's on your television screen at the moment?

Don't like the news?

Is your favorite sports team losing an important game?

Then you need... THE TV REMOTE!

As long as the batteries are still good and you don't misplace it, this handy dandy device can take care of all your viewing problems.

Don't like the news?

THEN USE THE 'MUTE' BUTTON TO TURN OFF THE SOUND UNTIL THE SPORTS OR WEATHER COVERAGE COMES ON.

Is your favorite sports team losing an important game?

THEN CHANGE THE CHANNEL TO ANOTHER GAME AND HOPE YOUR TEAM DOES BETTER NEXT TIME.

Tired of what's on your television screen at the moment?

THEN PUSH THE POWER BUTTON TO TURN OFF THE TV AND GO DO SOMETHING ELSE!

The TV Remote Control.

Use your today!

NEWS FOR APRIL1, 2025

 IS THERE LIFE ELSEWHERE IN THE UNIVERSE?

ONLY TIME WILL TELL.

NEWS FOR APRIL 1, 2024

 The question has arisen: IS THERE LIFE ON VENUS?

Decide for yourself.

LIFE magazine cover of the Venus DeMilo courtesy of Google.😉

NEWS FOR APRIL 1, 2021

Normally The Free Choice E-zine does not run advertisements beyond Public Service Announcements and the few we are stuck with that come attached to the occasional gadget we include for our readers benefit, but this was just too important to pass up.

There is an energy free way to dry your clothing without any utility bills!

This device comes in all shapes and sizes, as seen in the images below, and can be configured to accommodate as much or as little laundry as necessary.

There are even INDOOR models available for those either living in small spaces or needing to take care of their clothing needs at odd hours of the day or night.

We urge everybody to look into these marvelous devices today!

Attachers are sold separately in multi-count packages of various quantities.

NEWS FOR APRIL 1, 2020

Dear Readers:

With the current virus crisis, we have been strongly considering what, if anything, to post today.
But between the hoarders and the panic buyers, there is one item that might go neglected by consumers.

BLINKER FLUID!😉
Every vehicle has turn signals to alert traffic as to your driving intentions at intersections.
They're also equipped with four way flashers, also called blinkers, to activate in case of an emergency.
Now granted, there is always the risk of a blown fuse or a burnt out light bulb somewhere in this electrical system, but given everything else going on, do you really want to run out of blinker fluid?

😷STAY SAFE EVERYBODY!😷

NEWS FOR APRIL 1, 2019

Let's see now.

There's been plenty of news today.

Personally, I'd want tomatoes on my McPickle Burger.

But with everything going on in the world, here's something we REALLY need...

Take care, and have a nice day. 😊

NEWS FOR APRIL 1, 2017

The following is an editorial.

In the past, we have presented a "special" news item on this date, like these...

LIFE ON MARS!

to celebrate April 1st.

HOWEVER...
After a long debate among the editorial staff, with everything currently happening in American politics of late, we just couldn't think of anything to report.

Maybe next year. Until then...

The above was an editorial.

NEWS FOR APRIL 1, 2016

Whether you're an outer space enthusiast, a fan of science fiction, or love astronomy, The Free Choice E-zine is proud to present this "exclusive" photo of the Milky Way as seen from Mars.

ENJOY!

NEWS FOR APRIL 1, 2015

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

BELOW IS EXCLUSIVE PROOF THAT ALIENS EXIST!

WE HAVE CAUGHT AN IMAGE OF AN UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT ON TAPE TO SHOW THE WORLD!

Remember the date folks!

In the same spirit of presenting water on Mars...

And a close up of the Milky Way...