SUNDAY FUNNIES: CANINE COMEDY (misc. jokes)

Hello Everybody! Koda Canine here!

Like Piper D. Katt announced last weekend, next weekend the two of us will be teaming up for our annual FATHERS' DAY SALUTE before we each do our respective acts to close out June.

Meanwhile, it's joke time! Ready?

How come humans think that the worst part of having their passwords stolen is needing to rename their dog?

We're already quite happy with the name(s) you gave us. Think of something else for your password!

If science is either stupid or mad enough to create a creature that is half dog and half tree🌳, will its bark be worse than its bite?

If a duck🦆 bites a dog, does that mean the canine is a pure bread?

If you're a dog and trying to finish any canine collection you might have, I can give you a couple of pointers.😉

What do you mean dogs can't sit on living room couches.

After all, it is furniture.

These jokes are doggone funny!

I need to get to the bank and make a woof-drawl from my checking account and de-paw-sit into my savings. 

Do you know the difference between a dog🐶 and a marine biologist?

One wags a tale. The other tags a whale.🐳

If you ever wondered why a dog sometimes runs around in a circle, have you ever tried to run around in a square?

What’s the most popular dog breed among magicians?

The labracadabrador.

How come everyone in the world thinks they have the best dog?

After all, there's only one of me.

So on that note♫, take care.

STAY SAFE!

Have a great week and please be back here next weekend for our FATHERS' DAY SALUTE on The Sunday Funnies!—KC.