Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!
Koda Canine and I have been discussing our upcoming schedules.
June 15 we'll be teaming up for our annual FATHERS' DAY SALUTE and we'll finish out the month between his Weekend Pupdate and my Catty Celebrity Citings because we have FIVE Sundays to deal with.
But for now each of us is just going to "wing it" and tell jokes.
Ready?
Did you know that before Mount Rushmore was carved, the view was unpresidented?
Did you know that before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home alone?
Our next door neighbor speaks to his garden plants.
That’s right. Jack and his beans talk.
What kind of tree wears mittens?🧤🧤
Beethoven was going deaf. They told him that he could never be involved in music, but did he listen?
Why were swear words invented if no one should be saying them in the first place?
I don't understand people who can't sleep.
I can do it anywhere with my eyes closed!😼
Getting up off the floor afterwards and actually doing something is a bit more difficult.
For those who have asked, I am not great at advice.
Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
And remember, there is no WE in cat treats!
So on that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please come back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.
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