On a cold winter's day, isn't it nice to just stay home, keep warm, and tell jokes?
With that attempt at a segue out of the way, here's our resident comedienne Ms. Waxy Dragon.
Dear Santa:
I have been a good girl all year long, whether you believe me or not, and...
OOPS! Sorry, wrong notes!
Well folks, with Christmas just a few short days away, I thought you would all enjoy some holiday themed jokes.
At least, I hope you appreciate the ones I do have.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter who?
Dexter halls with bows of holly.
Okay, so it's not Walt Kelly's famous "Deck us all with Boston Charlie" from the classic Pogo comic strip, but at least I'm trying!
Here's another:
Why are there only 25 letters in the alphabet instead of 26?
Because the angels said "Noel!"
Noel. No L. Get it?
Wait... What do you mean "No L" was used as the answer for the last Rebus in the weekly Puzzle Corner feature?
Give a girl a break! I'm only a three year old baby dragon avatar.
Let's try this one...
What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas carol? Jungle Bells.
Oh come on. That was at least worth a chuckle. I'm just getting warmed up.
Warmed up. Get it? This avatar of an avid Internet surfer is supposed to be a three year old baby dragon and...
Okay. Okay. I'll try another one.
No, don't groan. At least not until after I tell the joke.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas?
He used the Force and felt his presents.
YEAH! I hear you laughing out there!
Now for the big finish!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
MARY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!
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