Sunday, January 25, 2009


Whatever game of chance you might play, whether it be low risk like Chutes and Ladders or high stakes like Texas Hold 'Em Poker, involves a certain amount of luck.
But luck was certainly an interesting phenomenon last week in the Nebraska State Lottery.
It is reported that last week the same "Pick 3" numbers were drawn TWO NIGHTS in a row, AND in the EXACT SAME SEQUENCE: 1-9-6.
While one person got the entire jackpot to themselves from Monday night's drawing, three lucky people shared Tuesday's.
Makes you wonder what all the people who lost during that 24 hour period have to say about the event.

Anyway, here is our resident comedienne Ms. Waxy Dragon with some appropriate jokes.
And if we're lucky, maybe they will actually be funny. -lhjr.

Thank you Lee.
I think.
Okay, here's an oldie but a goodie:
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9!
Seven ate nine. Get it? If you have to explain a joke...

What do you get if you cross a four leaf clover with poison ivy?
A rash of good luck!

Are superstitous people afraid to iron four leaf clovers because they don't want to press their luck?

And last but certainly not least:
Did you hear about the glowworm that won the lottery?
It was delighted beyond belief!

See you next weekend with more Sunday Funnies everyone! -wd.

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