My name is Lazlo Dragon. I am 2 years old and live with my human Mama Tap-Tap.
I call her that because she is on kom-pewter all day long writing.
Mister Lee, the Ed Indian Chief of this place asked me to come back and tell more punny funs to you.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a peach.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
A backward poet writes in reverse.
Hope readers liked puns as much as Lazlo did. Maybe next time I gets to tell knock-knock jokes.
Have good week and come back again for more Sunday Funnies.-l.
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