Sunday, April 3, 2011


Hello Everybody! Ms. Waxy Dragon here.
Yes, I'm back.
Sadly, without my lifetime supply of chocolate.
It was a fierce court battle, and I've got the scars to prove it. Thankfully those so called lawyers have more.
I was given a "lifetime" supply of that great Belgosian Dark Chocolate for Christmas, but it only lasted a tad over ONE month!
Of course I wanted more, but trying to get it proved very hard.
In the end, the problem seems to be that no one knows how long a dragon is supposed to live, and I'm just a baby dragon at that; so the person who gave me the "lifetime" supply got off by pleading temporary insanity.
Now personally, I think there is nothing 'temporary' about that Bubblehead's insanity, but that was the only legal opening he had.
Stupidity unfortunately is not illegal. If it was, I know plenty of politicians who would be in jail right now!
Anyway, today is officially the 119th KNOWN anniversary of the ice cream sundae.
If anyone made an ice cream sundae before the first official one back in 1892, they were wise enough to keep it a secret, for I know I would not have been able to.
But I'm glad the secret is out. Ice cream sundaes are delicious!
Especially with chocolate.
Lots and lots of chocolate!
I don't think I have a favorite variety of sundae. If I did, I would have to say the next one, for there's nothing sadder than an empty ice cream sundae dish.
So we're celebrating the sunDAE on SunDAY!
Go out and have one today.
But if you see me there, you might as well go somewhere else, for if I'm in that ice cream parlor, I am definitely going to be there a while!

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