Now that Dragon School is out for the summer (and who would have thought I would have to go to school to learn how to be a dragon. After all, I was BORN a dragon!), I'm flying back into everyone's lives to brighten their Sundays with more Funnies!
Autumn the Puppy and I will hopefully be splitting weekend duties like we used to, and as usual all comments can be sent to our Editor-In-Chief at firstname.lastname@example.org.
But for now, it's open mike time, and I've got plenty of jokes to tell!
Why did General George Washington and his men spend the winter in Valley Forge?
They couldn't afford the air fare to Miami!
Of course, being a dragon and having wings, that's no problem for me. I just take off and go wherever I want to. And most of the time, I don't even lose my luggage or get charged a bunch of excess fees just for flying.
What would you get if you crossed a trout with an apartment?
A flat fish.
Why did the cat run away from the dogwood tree?
Because it was afraid of its bark!
What do you call a surgeon with eight arms?
Is it true cats read Good Mousekeeping?
If Nessie, the Loch Ness Monster and Bruce, the mechanical shark from the Jaws movies teamed up to make a new film together, would it be called Loch Jaws?
They say talk is cheap, as long as it isn't an attorney doing the speaking.
What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
He stole the show!
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
To a prawn broker!
Oh boy. It's great to be back in action again! But I'm out of room for this weekend, so have a great week everybody and one of us ladies will be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!-wd.