|"The Christmas Tree is NOT indoor plumbing!"
Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat...
Personally, I wouldn't eat a goose on a dare.
I tried chasing one once, and it chased me back!
Don't know what some of you folks see in it.
Must be an acquired taste.
Anyway, the Free Choice E-zine staff has been thinking about what to do within this column for the next couple of weekends because next Sunday is Christmas and the Sunday after that is New Year's Day 2012.
Another year. Geez...
Seven Human years multiplied by my dog age equals...
I wonder if I can still call myself a puppy?
Okay. I'm young at heart, just big for my age.
In any event, just to show everyone what a good sport I am because after all, I am a golden retriever....
And no, I won't retrieve any gold for you. Do you know how heavy that stuff is?
Here are some canine themed jokes.
What dogs are best for sending telegrams?
Wired haired terriers.
Hmm, maybe I need to update my joke file. Do people even still USE telegrams?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
A jolly collie.
What did the hunter say when his bloodhound disappeared.
What is a dog's favorite city?
|This post has the canine seal of approval!
What do you call a fake dog?
But I'm real, and so's the fact that' we'll be back next weekend with more Sunday Funnies!
Have a great week everyone.-AtP.