Sunday, December 4, 2011


Waxy Dragon: Pro Cat
Hello Everybody. Ms. Waxy Dragon here.
Now this may sound strange coming from me, but I LOVE CATS!
No. Not to eat!
What kind of barbarians are you Humans?
I mean I love cats as much, if not more, than the average person.
There are a lot around my house and we have some great conversations over whatever we find in the local dumpsters and a bowl of water.
What? You were expecting milk? That stuff's expensive and hard to find outdoors overnight unless you live on a farm and can get it straight from the source. Besides, contrary to popular belief, most cats are lactose intolerant!
And believe it or not, cats also have a great sense of humor too.
All that caterwauling you hear at night isn't them just singing the latest on the hit parade.
A lot of them trade jokes back and forth as well.
So, without further adieu or set up, here are some feline inspired jokes I've heard lately.

How do you know if a cat has eaten a duck?
It looks down in the mouth.

What is a cat's favorite Shakespearean line?
"Tabby, or not tabby?"

What does half a cat look like?
The other half.
"Please let me in. Someone installed the door knob too high!"

Why do you have to let the cat back in after it's been outside?
Well, take a look at the picture on the left and tell me where a cat is supposed to put its house key when it goes out?

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?
An animal that puts YOU out at night!

And on that note, it's unfortunately time to say goodbye for now. Have a great week everybody, be kind to your four footed friends, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!-wd.

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