Okay. Okay. I know it's Monday and these were supposed to be posted yesterday. After all, the column is called the SUNDAY Funnies.
Anyway, I'm here now, and if anyone asks, I was nowhere near that dark chocolate vault in Bulgosia. I have absolutely no idea why it is empty now.
But on to the jokes!
Do you know why a room full of married people looks so empty?
There's not a single person in it!
What kind of key do you need to open a banana?
What did the number zero say to number eight when they first met?
0 "Nice belt." 8
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
What did the television say to the remote?
"You turn me on."
Have you ever noticed that every network starts their nightly news broadcast with "Good Evening", and then starts telling you why it ain't
A magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway.
Now, weren't those worth the wait?
In any event, hope you have a great week everybody and please be back here next weekend (yes, it's Autumn the Puppy's turn so she'll be on time, I think) for more Sunday Funnies!-wd